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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Tiggum posted:

Mincemeat pies are made with fruit, not meat. "Meat" in this sense just refers to the edible part of the fruit.

Mince pies actually contain both fruit and meat, together :pseudo: Delicious!

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder what Cash Crabs lymphatic fluid tastes like

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

bringmyfishback posted:


content:
here are some celebratory Christmas grossnesses for you! http://munchies.vice.com/articles/you-think-fruitcake-is-gross

Heh. "Mincemeat." So the authors are loving brain dead. Shame.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Scathach posted:

Mince pies actually contain both fruit and meat, together :pseudo: Delicious!



You just quoted him but used a different name. You said "mince pies" but he was talking about "Mincemeat pies." It was staring you right in the face in black and white text. You should write for Vice.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Would take a hesitant bite and decide from there.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Ok then.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The Ferret King posted:

You just quoted him but used a different name. You said "mince pies" but he was talking about "Mincemeat pies." It was staring you right in the face in black and white text. You should write for Vice.

Mince and mincemeat are the same exact pie. They're meat/fruit unless you're a puss and leave the meat out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat

Annnnyway.



(No idea what the gently caress)

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.




It's french toast made with 'Kalakoa Bread', which is a mix of mango, guava, and taro breads, apparently.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Scathach posted:

Mince and mincemeat are the same exact pie. They're meat/fruit unless you're a puss and leave the meat out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat

Annnnyway.



(No idea what the gently caress)

People today, in the US, do not know it that way:

The first google result for "Mincemeat Pie"
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/mincemeat-pie-recipe2.html

The Ferret King has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Dec 27, 2015

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


EorayMel posted:

Don't just announce it, bring forth the food for grandpa he is not allowed to eat so his sons have to guard it from him so he wont eat it all.






Anti-Food Porn Thread: Good or gross?

Chapulines: GODDAMN GOOD.

with a nice tortilla and some salsa, they make the most best thing ever.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Cumslut1895 posted:

I wonder what Cash Crabs lymphatic fluid tastes like

who knows!

but here's a rabbit ragu... thing



And some other stuff:





Also, yes: formal request to stop being creepy at/about me. I try not to overtly encourage it, but I have zero interest in being banned or getting someone else banned or having a really enjoyable thread closed because I chose a funny avatar.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I'd let the other stuff go by, but I'm hungry in an airport right now and would at least throw an elbow for a plate of that ragu.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Subjunctive posted:

I'd let the other stuff go by, but I'm hungry in an airport right now and would at least throw an elbow for a plate of that ragu.

I won't eat rabbit (owned one as a pet) but I just like the fact that it's lit like an 80s glamour portrait.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
e: nevermind

theres a will theres moe has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Dec 27, 2015

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

christ's sake, i already said touche, but since you brought it up again:

gently caress you if you put bread in the microwave

It's how I defrost bagels and bread before or instead of toasting them. Also thawing English muffins enough that I can separate them for the toaster. And hotdog/burger buns before they go on the grill. Don't hate me.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
touche

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


oh

it's bread time

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Subjunctive posted:

It's how I defrost bagels and bread before or instead of toasting them. Also thawing English muffins enough that I can separate them for the toaster. And hotdog/burger buns before they go on the grill. Don't hate me.

15 seconds at a time, bitches.





That's either a Frozen cake, or a Breaking Bad one. Would either way.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cyberia posted:

It's french toast made with 'Kalakoa Bread', which is a mix of mango, guava, and taro breads, apparently.

Yeah, looks bad todd but I love taro bread and I bet that tastes amazing.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Tiggum posted:

Mincemeat pies are made with fruit, not meat. "Meat" in this sense just refers to the edible part of the fruit.

I know. :confused:

fake edit: Oh, the article did say that. Derp.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
taro is the poo poo



my purple drank got melanoma but that's fine by me

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

Also, yes: formal request to stop being creepy at/about me. I try not to overtly encourage it, but I have zero interest in being banned or getting someone else banned or having a really enjoyable thread closed because I chose a funny avatar.

And for once, I wasn't involved! HA!

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cute as heck posted:

taro is the poo poo



my purple drank got melanoma but that's fine by me

Fake taro BT is superior imo. Tried the real deal in a slush and it was earthy to the point of tasting like dirt.

nuh-uh no way
Mar 27, 2010

Cute as heck posted:

taro is the poo poo



my purple drank got melanoma but that's fine by me

Taro bubble tea is great, but I'm not a fan of tapioca pearls for any bubble tea.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

13Pandora13 posted:

Y'all are thinking too pedestrian in milks. We need like, raccoon milk or something.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:


Also, yes: formal request to stop being creepy at/about me. I try not to overtly encourage it, but I have zero interest in being banned or getting someone else banned or having a really enjoyable thread closed because I chose a funny avatar.

sorry, I was kind of playing up the people being creepy thing

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Cute as heck posted:

taro is the poo poo
my purple drank got melanoma but that's fine by me

To be honest I had confused taro for ube, the other purple yam for sea latinos.

ube is better :colbert:

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Cumslut1895 posted:

sorry, I was kind of playing up the people being creepy thing

That might be believable but your posting name is Cumslut1895. Remember, in the future, avoiding creepiness begins at home. When you're asleep.


Has anyone ever bought a box of something, say frozen cream puffs, only to discover that they were 'pumpkin spiced'? I like pumpkin pie just fine, however I don't like pumpkin pie coffee or bbq ribs or other things I don't expect a heavy dose of nutmeg from.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDpRJErD5Uo

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Exasperated posted:

Taro bubble tea is great, but I'm not a fan of tapioca pearls for any bubble tea.

Wouldn't that just be bubble tea without the bubbles then? What do you do?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Drink tea like a normal person, I guess.

You could run it through a Sodastream if you wanted.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
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Tiggum posted:

It's actually very simple. There are only six types of food.

Discrete: Just whole objects not combined with stuff. An apple, a baked potato, a steak, yoghurt.
Stew: A bunch of food mixed up together. Chilli, spaghetti bolognese, cereal with milk.
Soup: A bunch of food mixed up together and liquified, with or without bits floating in it. Anything actually named "soup", instant noodles (unless the liquid is drained off).
Cake: A bunch of food mixed up and made solid. An omelette, bread, sausages.
Sandwich: Food on or in bread. Pizza, subs, burritos.
Pie: Food on or in pastry. Basically anything called a pie or tart. Quiche. Curry puffs.

There are also drinks, sauces and garnishes, but I don't count those as food per se. Everything fits neatly into these categories. So you may argue over wehat does and does not count as chilli, but you can't deny that it's all stew.

The soup/stew distinction confuses me a bit. Shouldn't cereal with milk and instant noodles be the same type of things? What exactly does " liquefied " mean? Is there a specific viscosity level? What about mashed potatoes? Or porridge?

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:


is this soup or a stew

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
A sandwich.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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CakeSharts.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Cute as heck posted:



is this soup or a stew

Bring this to me. Do it now.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Cute as heck posted:



is this soup or a stew

gravy of sadness

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The Ferret King posted:

People today, in the US, do not know it that way:

The first google result for "Mincemeat Pie"
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/mincemeat-pie-recipe2.html

That recipe calls for beef suet along with fruit so I'm not sure what's different from what he said

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Drink tea like a normal person, I guess.

You could run it through a Sodastream if you wanted.

Um. Am I not right in thinking that the tapioca pearls are the "bubbles" in bubble tea? I was all set to assume they were just equivalent terms for the same thing. Because bubble tea has never been fizzy in my experience, but I've had the clerk say "Do you want bubbles?" and give me pearls when I say yes.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I don't actually know what bubble tea is, I was just trying to make a joke.

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