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The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

I'm still so confused as to who SEA PATROL is defending old ship wrecks for... who makes a living off old ship wrecks???

They are obviously important otherwise SEA PATROL wouldn't be protecting them from recreational divers, or are you questioning SEA PATROL?

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

etalian posted:

maybe it's the sea patrol from Scientology?

I would feel much better about Scientology if they went around randomly spearing divers.

I think they are a form of enemy faced by SEA PATROL. There is an image on the second or third page that says "Frogman grenade" or something. Unless its a highly specialized and rarely seen department of SEA PATROL?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

I'm still so confused as to who SEA PATROL is defending old ship wrecks for... who makes a living off old ship wrecks???

It's their duty to protect that booty. :cool:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Does SEA PATROL fight like pirates and stuff or do they just go after recreational divers and shellfish poachers?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Why does SEA PATROL use jack-hammers on the asphalt and sometimes walls after a successful Recreation Diver raid?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Why does SEA PATROL use jack-hammers on the asphalt and sometimes walls after a successful Recreation Diver raid?

You know how the Israelis would bulldoze the home of a suicide bomber's family? Same principle applied to SCUBA scum.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Pretend I used this smiley instead of the one I originally used: :coolfish:


Professor Shark posted:

Why does SEA PATROL use jack-hammers on the asphalt and sometimes walls after a successful Recreation Diver raid?

It's how SEA PATROL celebrate.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
google: scuba snuff porn

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

I love that they have ray guns and rail guns, stun batons and jet packs, but still carry pickaxe handles

Nothing beats a nice piece of hickory.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CharlestonJew posted:

Does SEA PATROL fight like pirates and stuff or do they just go after recreational divers and shellfish poachers?

They also go after recreational boaters. Boats are only for serious business work purposes. So I guess it would depend on whether the pirates and a permit or not.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

:nws: http://imgur.com/3AprhIy :nws:

Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 27, 2015

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
CRIME: Forged diving permits

PUNISHMENT: Death

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Does the SEA PATROL also brutalize like snorkelers and children in wading pools or is this more for Unlawful Evil unlicensed scuba divers?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Are they having fun in water?

THAT ISN'T WORK, WATER IS FOR WORKING PEOPLE

*Death by Raygun*

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Snorkeling and wading pools are just gateway recreation, so I sure hope they do.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013


Wait, so the airtank with the naked chick on it IS allowed?!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ive always wonder what it was like to be on the receiving end of justice

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Molentik posted:

Wait, so the airtank with the naked chick on it IS allowed?!

I edited it, thanks

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Professor Shark posted:

I edited it, thanks

I meant that apparently having a airtank with a naked chick is allowed for SEA PATROL members, but not for the general population?

Practise what you preach SEA PATROL!

Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope

Wasabi the J posted:

Hi all, Well it's been a while since I did a pic so I wanted to do a new one again This is a new Picture from me and its kind of a new idea, In this picture I am very sick in the disintegrator with Twilight Sparkle as the Sea Patrol and Misty is the skipper. I am sick with the bends with a Hemoglobin of 7.3 g/dl and my Unconjugated bilirubin is 2.6 mg/dl in this picture, So I am getting a transfusion of gamma rays to help with this which you can see from the rays and the nails going into my chest, As well I am getting punished for the added scuba gear with Crystal IV in my hand which is causing my fingers to grow very long and boney with large prominant joints. I am Crying because I am a scoobydoo scum and I do not want to learn what his nail gun on her hip is for. As well there is gear being sucked up to the Disintegrator to show the other drivers the cost of unlicensed sort diving. And Captain Misty and Seaman Twilight Sparkle are watching me during the Procedure. Well, I hope you like this pic 

:perfect:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012






SEA PATROL? or Sea Pleasure

I'm with that one guy a couple pages back, a SEA PATROL civil war is a comin'

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Molentik posted:

I meant that apparently having a airtank with a naked chick is allowed for SEA PATROL members, but not for the general population?

Practise what you preach SEA PATROL!

He must be the Wild One of the squad

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Linux Pirate posted:



SEA PATROL? or Sea Pleasure

I'm with that one guy a couple pages back, a SEA PATROL civil war is a comin'

That was also me :tipshat:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

It makes sense that infighting would happen: one group begins to really, really enjoy their job and all of a sudden those that aren't extremists look like they don't enjoy fighting against Recreational Divers/Boaters, while the other group sees this over-zealous group as ENJOYING WATER or whatever

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Beautiful, brings a salty tear to my eye :black101:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


The bouncer was a typical untrained heavy who had got a lot of his muscle out of the steroid-syringe. We routinely silenced and gagged and handcuffed him before he could raise the alarm. As I led my squad into the café, a picture on a wall behind its counter showed its owner's or manager's likely sympathies.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Professor Shark posted:

It makes sense that infighting would happen: one group begins to really, really enjoy their job and all of a sudden those that aren't extremists look like they don't enjoy fighting against Recreational Divers/Boaters, while the other group sees this over-zealous group as ENJOYING WATER or whatever

this theory holds water

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Linux Pirate posted:

The bouncer was a typical untrained heavy who had got a lot of his muscle out of the steroid-syringe. We routinely silenced and gagged and handcuffed him before he could raise the alarm. As I led my squad into the café, a picture on a wall behind its counter showed its owner's or manager's likely sympathies.


what kind of a cafe has a loving bouncer!?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
this is literally gestapo fanfiction with a find all+replace of "scuba divers" for "jews"

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Hot Karl Marx posted:

CRIME: Forged diving permits

PUNISHMENT: Death

"Our lab says the headed notepaper it's on's a color photocopy and not original"

U gotta wake up pretty early in the morning and have an operating budget of at least 7 trillion per annum to pull one over on ol' SEA PATROL

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Professor Shark posted:

It makes sense that infighting would happen: one group begins to really, really enjoy their job and all of a sudden those that aren't extremists look like they don't enjoy fighting against Recreational Divers/Boaters, while the other group sees this over-zealous group as ENJOYING WATER or whatever

During the recruitment process they give prospective SEA PATROLMEN a truth serum to uncover anyone who might enjoy diving so they can be kept out:

quote:

Then we each had a truth-drug-aided interrogation, and as a result of what came out some of us were thrown out as unsuitable before they could learn anything secret.

The interrogation found that three in my group were sport divers; they were discarded without knowing what they had been called up for. We do not take men with a background of sport diving or sport boating, if better can be had: sport diving too often causes a pleasure-seeking casual attitude underwater, hard to overwrite with a proper disciplined work attitude. We are not a refuge for men addicted to sport scuba diving who are looking for a legal way to get back to pleasure use of fins and a breathing set.

I don't think you'll find scoobydoo sympathizers in the ranks.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

SEA PATROL does not allow people with an interest in diving into their ranks as professional divers :mad:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
But what happens when you start to enjoy your job as an elite issue hobnailed SEA PATROL member? Do you get reassigned to the jet-copter-backpack walking submarine escort division so you're not diving recreationally?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Taken out back I assume

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

SumYungGui posted:

But what happens when you start to enjoy your job as an elite issue hobnailed SEA PATROL member? Do you get reassigned to the jet-copter-backpack walking submarine escort division so you're not diving recreationally?

It seems like you're allowed to take pleasure in flamethrowering scoobydoos all you want but god help you if you enjoy swimming :commissar:

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

SumYungGui posted:

But what happens when you start to enjoy your job as an elite issue hobnailed SEA PATROL member? Do you get reassigned to the jet-copter-backpack walking submarine escort division so you're not diving recreationally?

You're starting to sound a lot like one of them argumentative types...

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
You should enjoy your assigned jobs and that is all. Recreation is forbidden.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Oberleutnant posted:

what kind of a cafe has a loving bouncer!?

One that has something to hide from Sea Patrol, did you not see that loving picture hanging on the wall?

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Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003



Having a hell of a time with bone orientations being imported into Unity from Blender.

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