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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Non Serviam posted:

It's funny that apparently your first reaction was "that's some titty cheese"

Ftfy

Also, iirc, didn't that photo stem from some scavenger hunt where one of the items was 'a girl wearing cheese clothes' or something like that? I know there's a contrasting photo of a more attractive woman also wearing cheese slices.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeh though I think she had a full on cheese dress.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I think the exact contest was to wear a dress made out of cheese while posing next to a classic car. There are a bunch of photos floating around, but this one's always my favorite.



e: this one's good too

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007


Dude looks like somebody used the Pinch filter in Photoshop on his face.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


A classic among stupid weeaboos is Pixyteri, who has deluded herself into believing she is totally half-Japanese, really and wants to be a Japanese pop idol even though she's 30 years old. Has her own Encyclopedia Dramatica page where people with more time and assholery than sense has chronicled a lot of her stupid weeaboo-ness.

Not bathing is so kawaii:


trying too hard to be sexy and cute
http://imgur.com/BdjVwXO

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


That's a hard 30.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/ZYR1SlX.jpg :nws:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

taiyoko posted:

wants to be a Japanese pop idol

why does loving anyone want this

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Somfin posted:

why does loving anyone want this

Large amounts of ignorance and stupidity.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

taiyoko posted:


trying too hard to be sexy and cute
http://imgur.com/BdjVwXO

deez nutz

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


taiyoko posted:

A classic among stupid weeaboos is Pixyteri, who has deluded herself into believing she is totally half-Japanese, really and wants to be a Japanese pop idol even though she's 30 years old. Has her own Encyclopedia Dramatica page where people with more time and assholery than sense has chronicled a lot of her stupid weeaboo-ness.

Not bathing is so kawaii:


trying too hard to be sexy and cute
http://imgur.com/BdjVwXO

When we say thirty, are we counting these years in some kind of alternative numerical system where "thirty" means "pack-a-day forty"?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
At least she's not that transbaby, I don't think I've seen a more broken person on the internet.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


^^^New to the internet, eh? We have such sights to show you...

cash crab posted:

When we say thirty, are we counting these years in some kind of alternative numerical system where "thirty" means "pack-a-day forty"?

Seriously. Glad I'm not the only one to think she looks at least ten over thirty. And there's clear butt photoshopping happening.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nghZ22Q.jpg :nws:

E: OMG YOU GUYS go to DeviantArt and tye in "pixiteri" HAAAAA (pixyteri doesn't have nearly as funny results)

Dechinned!

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Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

that toddlers head is as wide as her torso

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way



Gonna be a rough time when he gets her undressed and realizes she's Louie Anderson.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

Scathach posted:

^^^New to the internet, eh? We have such sights to show you...


Seriously. Glad I'm not the only one to think she looks at least ten over thirty. And there's clear butt photoshopping happening.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nghZ22Q.jpg :nws:


The most kawaii John Darnielle.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Scathach posted:

^^^New to the internet, eh? We have such sights to show you...


Seriously. Glad I'm not the only one to think she looks at least ten over thirty. And there's clear butt photoshopping happening.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nghZ22Q.jpg :nws:

Final Fatassy

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Scathach posted:

^^^New to the internet, eh? We have such sights to show you...


Seriously. Glad I'm not the only one to think she looks at least ten over thirty. And there's clear butt photoshopping happening.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nghZ22Q.jpg :nws:


Looks like Jeffrey Tambor in drag.

I think the obession with wanting to be an Idol Singer comes from buying into the idea they're all cute and cool and the music is so good and they have legions of fans that adore them. They ignore the fact being an Idol Singer is basically giving up your own life for your period in the group. You have to conform to the groups image, you're not allowed to have any relationships (seriously, idol singers get in poo poo if they're seen out on a date). Your have you practice constantly the dance moves and singing, because everything has to be perfect. This ignores the horribly creepy aspects of it like there are managers who are well known for demanding sexual favors from the Idol's they manage, and very few are actually charged with anything. Those legions of fans tend to be super creepy guys who are way to open with their fantasies and can make meet and greets terrifying.
Look at these poor women
http://i.imgur.com/xV7EDaq.jpg

I feel like Cringe Channel is cheating, but this
http://i.imgur.com/Ty3jjMf.jpg
I felt needed to be share. Gross another person! But this 12 year old on paper, she's so perfect!

I also came across an article about Japanese women saying things they don't find attractive, most of it is basically weirdo nerd behavior (wearing anime shirts everywhere, only listening to anime songs, going "nom nom nom" while eating) and there was a comment that drove so hard into "It's the womens fault for not finding being a man child attractive!"

some gross nerd posted:

The problem sounds more like it's with the girls than the people themselves.

If you ask the right Americans about what they think of gamers, you will get the SAME EXACT RESPONSE.

1. What's wrong with WEARING A SHIRT. It's a shirt, it's extremely common when you enjoy something to advertise it with a shirt.

2. Or knowing a dance. Normal people would consider you talented if you dance well, obviously it depends on the quality of the routine you started with (and I don't know whether "idol song" dancing is any good), but around normal people, doing a well choreographed dance routine is often met with applause (so long as it's not the completely wrong situation).

3. This has more to do with the cute aspect than the anime aspect. So guy's can't find things cute?

4. Ok, so referring to a character as your wife would probably be weird (it is somewhat dependent on the situation, which is not given).

5. What... Someone can't even enjoy reading?! (The comment specifies "cute sexy" comics, but the number suggests at all.)

6. "Frightening," while I agree that's kinda weird if it's not done jokingly, there's a difference between weird and frightening. I'm more afraid of her obsessive disgust.

7. Sparing use of onomatopoeia has nothing wrong with it. It's not exactly "normal" speech but there's nothing wrong with it, and it can be funny.

8. There's a big difference between using an anime nickname and requesting master-servant role playing (the latter could go into some freaky stuff), but the prior is suggested to be root of the problem. So I'm not allowed to acquire a nickname that is related to the medium I enjoy?

9. Singing karaoke is about embarrassing oneself... And if you only know anime songs, what else could you sing? I'm more concerned for the people who think saying "baby, baby, baby" for five minutes counts as singing. (but they have that right, I'm not a bigoted jackass like the women they surveyed for this.)

The women of Japan are so behind the times. As others have said, it only reaches the territory of weirdness if it is overly excessive, and such excessiveness goes for everything.

While some of these to too great an extent would meet that excess, most of these points alone are just someone having fun, and I could just as easily hate on the women who said these things for what they do for fun.

Note I don't consider myself an otaku, but that doesn't mean I have to be as ignorant as these women.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Japan is incredibly messed up when it comes to sexuality.

quote:

The number of single people has reached a record high. A survey in 2011 found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 were not in any kind of romantic relationship, a rise of almost 10% from five years earlier. Another study found that a third of people under 30 had never dated at all. (There are no figures for same-sex relationships.) Although there has long been a pragmatic separation of love and sex in Japan – a country mostly free of religious morals – sex fares no better. A survey earlier this year by the Japan Family Planning Association (JFPA) found that 45% of women aged 16-24 "were not interested in or despised sexual contact". More than a quarter of men felt the same way.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.
I wish to know more about balloons and buttholes please.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
This was linked in the comments, which i'm still reading because people defending this stuff is just weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKkRzJ0GDs
I'm sure this is "no office, my huge kiddy porn collection is just for a joke" guy.

Here's the article i found if you want to read justifications and lots of "By my ASIAN GIRLFRIEND loves it when I say nom nom nom while eating".
http://kotaku.com/5885591/nine-ways-japanese-women-know-you-are-a-creepy-otaku

I love how weirdo nerds aways assume that if you're not spanking it to strike witches, you're out there getting blind drunk constantly. There's such a desprate desire for them to believe that the popular kids out there are the ones who are actually wrong and wasting their lives. Why go out to parties and drink and dance and have fun when you could sit at home and rank up in LoL while finishing a 2l of mt dew?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I am sort of surprised no one has posted the Batgirl Pixyteri nude yet.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:

I am sort of surprised no one has posted the Batgirl Pixyteri nude yet.

post it then

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

a cock shaped fruit posted:

I wish to know more about balloons and buttholes please.

You'll need to dig through the thread for the relevant image. You'll know it when you see it.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

She looks like she understands that what she is doing is meant to be sexy but doesn't understand how or why.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


titties posted:

post it then

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

HAA Every time I feel lovely about my 30's body I'll refer back to that picture, thank you Cash Crab.

She could at least smile, pouting with that weird mouth just makes it more obvious.

E: :nws: http://i.imgur.com/zcFt00c.jpg :nws:

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

Actually not as bad as I would have expected, ty

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

This woman seems like she has zero self awareness

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

Ugh, wtf is with standing pidgin toed supposed to be cute? Who finds this attractive? Oh wait, pedos.

Oh dear lord
http://i.imgur.com/OWh8GHa.jpg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


titties posted:

Actually not as bad as I would have expected, ty

Just wash your hands before you come back to the keyboard ok?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

HAA Every time I feel lovely about my 30's body I'll refer back to that picture, thank you Cash Crab.

She could at least smile, pouting with that weird mouth just makes it more obvious.

E: :nws: http://i.imgur.com/zcFt00c.jpg :nws:

Why is she doing this face: :gonk:

twistedmentat posted:

Ugh, wtf is with standing pidgin toed supposed to be cute? Who finds this attractive? Oh wait, pedos.

Oh dear lord
http://i.imgur.com/OWh8GHa.jpg

Yikes

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
GIS 'Pixyteri naked'. Go on, do it, you know you really want to do it :nms: results

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

Why is she doing this face: :gonk:


Yikes

She has so many looks...I call this one the George Bush.



goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
She looks pretty average but handicaps herself massively with the weird Japanese poo poo (her fault) and the gigantic chin (probably not her fault)

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

She has so many looks...I call this one the George Bush.



This actually kind of makes me think about Will Forte doing a Chobits cosplay.

e: also, I just realized how ghoulishly tiny her hands are.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pigeon, please. Pidgin means something else.

LingcodKilla posted:

Just wash your hands before you come back to the keyboard ok?
I get what you're inferring but why would I have to leave the keyboard? Maybe I should make a thread about cleaning my keyboard.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Scathach posted:

She has so many looks...I call this one the George Bush.



Has this image been altered? Her head looks way too big for her body. More than usual.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cash crab posted:

e: also, I just realized how ghoulishly tiny her hands are.



I can't stop giggling

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Lemon posted:

Has this image been altered? Her head looks way too big for her body. More than usual.

Considering the heavily-shopped wrinkle-free face I'd have to say yes...

Oo now you guys got me looking at TV psychics. (Do they know we're talking about them?)





Lemon posted:

Well, yeah, but why would she increase the size of her head? Other than mental problems.

:iiam:

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Lemon
May 22, 2003

Scathach posted:

Considering the heavily-shopped wrinkle-free face I'd have to say yes...

Well, yeah, but why would she increase the size of her head? Other than mental problems.

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