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Jerkface posted:I didnt like Chewbacca personally assisting Yoda, one of the greatest jedi masters ever, fight in the giant jedi battles of the clone wars, because it undermines Han Solo's disbelief in the force in the OT. His 1st mate and only friend literally fought right next to a super jedi. I kind of both hate the convenience of Chewbacca being there in Revenge of the Sith, and love the fact that Yoda and Chewbacca teamed up once and that of COURSE Yoda only survived genocide with the help from someone as strong as Chewbacca But yeah I like this too.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:01 |
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There's a Facebook group of 4,000 people who have been posting spoilers all over the internet for weeks until Disney gives into their demands to keep making Extended Universe books.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:07 |
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Won't they just make new books/didn't they already make new books?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:09 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:There's a Facebook group of 4,000 people who have been posting spoilers all over the internet for weeks until Disney gives into their demands to keep making Extended Universe books. That's hilarious. Disney is so powerful, they could petition to have a seat on the UN Security Council. 4,000 people are officially pissing into the wind.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:09 |
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turtlecrunch posted:Won't they just make new books/didn't they already make new books? They specifically want more stories in the Legends continuity. They basically feel that the new Canon somehow made Legends less...existent.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:11 |
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turtlecrunch posted:Won't they just make new books/didn't they already make new books? They are making new books. They're mad they aren't still making old books about their waifu Mara Jade or clone Luuuuuuuuuke Skywalker.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:12 |
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no, you see it's about ethics in star wars journalism
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:13 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:They are making new books. They're mad they aren't still making old books about their waifu Mara Jade or clone Luuuuuuuuuke Skywalker. Because they killed Mara. Seriously, I don't know anybody who even kept up with the books after that. Good riddance to that whole continuity.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:16 |
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I quit the Star Wars "fandom" when I tested the wretched abortion of a game Star Wars the Force Unleashed for an entire year. Goddamn was that game terrible. And then the storyline went even more retarded than it already was with the whole Darth Jacen storyline so I felt justified by my choice.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:22 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:
I took it as an easy time-saving way to explain how Rey was able to go find Luke without Finn insisting on tagging along.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:41 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:I quit the Star Wars "fandom" when I tested the wretched abortion of a game Star Wars the Force Unleashed for an entire year. Goddamn was that game terrible. You did a poor job a testing it with how buggy it was. (Just joking, that's entirely on the lovely development team.)
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:42 |
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Jerkface posted:I didnt like Chewbacca personally assisting Yoda, one of the greatest jedi masters ever, fight in the giant jedi battles of the clone wars, because it undermines Han Solo's disbelief in the force in the OT. His 1st mate and only friend literally fought right next to a super jedi. Then again, if you heard that your friend fought along side a 3 foot tall green man that does backflips with a laser sword, you would think he's loving with you as well.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:57 |
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ImpAtom posted:You did a poor job a testing it with how buggy it was. During the last few months, we had jack-poo poo to do because we'd already bugged all the bugs and the devs were refusing to fix them. Usually with condescending comments. The example I always use is when we bugged the fact that the rain on Raxus Prime went through all the walls. A small cosmetic bug, but a pretty obvious one. Dev comment? "It's space rain. Not a bug."
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:14 |
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I can't remember if I read this idea here, or elsewhere, but one theory I found interesting and had fun discussing with friends and family today at another holiday party is that Rey is a Kenobi, and the Force is basically pitting the Kenobis against the Skywalkers to balance itself. Anakin had his chance at being "the one" but kind of hosed up, so now the Force has manifested itself in Rey; she'd basically be the Kenobi family's version of Anakin, which would explain why she's so strong in the Force. It's speculation based on how the Skywalkers are more prone to the dark side or something of that nature, so the Force gave up on them, heh. Some of us agreed that Rey being Luke's daughter is too obvious. So if Rey is Kenobi's granddaughter, we'd assume that she was a padawan at Luke's new temple, Luke sees potential in her, maybe finds out she's a Kenobi and starts to focus on her more and Ben gets jealous, causing him to turn to the dark side and murder everyone, forcing Luke to flee with Rey, and drops her off on Jakku to protect her while he sorts poo poo out.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:19 |
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Timelines don't match. Rey is 20 years old.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:24 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:I quit the Star Wars "fandom" when I tested the wretched abortion of a game Star Wars the Force Unleashed for an entire year. Goddamn was that game terrible. And silly as hell to boot. You, Darth Vader's secret apprentice who's actually a secret plot to sniff out and destroy any potential rebels, either ends up creating the Alliance or loving up and becoming Darth Vader's replacement. Then there's the Ultimate Cool Bad Dude Sith DLC where you kill Ben Kenobi, his force ghost somehow, Luke, Han, Chewy, and Jedi Leia. Fun.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:24 |
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Beefstew posted:Because they killed Mara. Seriously, I don't know anybody who even kept up with the books after that. Good riddance to that whole continuity. I recently learned that not only are there space ferrets, but someone wrote a book about how the male space ferrets are fighting for equality in the face of being seen as sub-ferret breeding stock by the female space ferrets.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:27 |
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CelticPredator posted:Timelines don't match. Rey is 20 years old. How old is Kylo Ren? Based on the theory, I don't think it'd be a stretch if Kenobi had a son or daughter (unbeknownst to him possibly?) around Luke/Han/Leia's age that were eventually parents to Rey.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:29 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:During the last few months, we had jack-poo poo to do because we'd already bugged all the bugs and the devs were refusing to fix them. Usually with condescending comments. "it's space rain" is a level of not giving a poo poo that is almost charming. Almost.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:31 |
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It was the most 90s bloodpouches game since the 90s. The only two characters with any personalities were the old blind Jedi and the killbot and they got sacrificed to make the main character "cooler". Urgh. And it's, like, there's so many interesting alien races in Star Wars, why take the most boring answer possible and make the MC a generic white dude with a crew cut?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:32 |
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ImpAtom posted:"it's space rain" is a level of not giving a poo poo that is almost charming. Almost. Character clips though walls - Force phasing Character falls outside of the level - you are getting a force vision of the level layout. Messed up geometry on characters' faces - your character have space madness
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MonsieurChoc posted:It was the most 90s bloodpouches game since the 90s. The only two characters with any personalities were the old blind Jedi and the killbot and they got sacrificed to make the main character "cooler". Urgh.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:53 |
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teagone posted:How old is Kylo Ren? Based on the theory, I don't think it'd be a stretch if Kenobi had a son or daughter (unbeknownst to him possibly?) around Luke/Han/Leia's age that were eventually parents to Rey. I think the behind the scenes book places him at 30 and Rey at 19.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:59 |
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The MSJ posted:Character clips though walls - Force phasing I feel like I'm having a vietnam flashback. Were you one of them?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:13 |
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HookedOnChthonics posted:You mean... most Star Wars fans under the age of about 17? The issue isn't whether I like the prequels or not (though, for the record, I don't), the point I was making is that JJ hates the prequels. I mean, the opening line is "This will begin to make things right", how clear do you need it to be? This is a film where an idealistic young person dressed much like Luke Skywalker claims the mantle of Star Wars from its rightful heir, a whining teenager with a twirling novelty lightsaber, and then beats him black and blue with it. You don't need political cartoon-esque labels to work out what's going on.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:46 |
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I literally just now realized that George Lucas absolutely did not have anybody look over the Ep1 script, or write a second draft, because all of the film's much-hated politics could have made perfect sense with only a change to the opening crawl. Like so: STAR WARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE The Galaxy is at peace. Decades of conflict in the Colonies have come to an end, but a thousand worlds lie in ruins. Queen PADME AMIDALA of NABOO has proposed a tax on galactic trade, to finance the rebuilding of the ravaged worlds, but the greedy TRADE FEDERATION has laid a blockade of her homeworld, to force her to withdraw the bill. Now, Jedi knights QUI-GON JINN and OBI-WAN KENOBI travel on a mission to assess the threat of the Federation blockade...
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:54 |
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The only difference as far as I can tell is that Amidala looks a little better. It still has ~~politics~~ in the form of tax bills.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:59 |
Obi-Wan wasn't even a Jedi Knight at the time.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:22 |
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MrSmokes posted:Obi-Wan wasn't even a Jedi Knight at the time. Sensing something more sinister at play, Master Yoda, leader of the mysterious and revered Jedi Knights, has sent Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi, on a secret mission to assess the threat of the Federation blockade...
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:50 |
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Scratch Qui-Gon. It should be "Master Yoda has sent Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, who is the best pilot in the galaxy and a good friend".
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:59 |
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Powered Descent posted:I ran Rey through a Mary Sue test (this one, from the top of a google search), using some reasonable assumptions for the screenwriters and being as pessimistic as possible, checking every box that might possibly be revealed to be true in the sequels -- e.g. "is any form of royalty or nobility but doesn't know it". Yo that's a neat little test, but I put Rey through that and came away with what seems to be a borderline score.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 10:49 |
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PiedPiper posted:Scratch Qui-Gon. It should be "Master Yoda has sent Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, who is the best pilot in the galaxy and a good friend". I mean, if we're talking fan-fiction: code:
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:01 |
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Sounds decent, though RISE OF THE CLONES is a horrible name.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:16 |
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PiedPiper posted:Sounds decent, though RISE OF THE CLONES is a horrible name. There has never been a Star Wars product with a good name.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:18 |
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PiedPiper posted:Sounds decent, though RISE OF THE CLONES is a horrible name. That was on purpose, hehe.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:28 |
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Steve2911 posted:There has never been a Star Wars product with a good name. Star Wars: Tie Fighter
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:30 |
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PiedPiper posted:Sounds decent, though RISE OF THE CLONES is a horrible name. Agreed, should've called it RISE OF THE DOOKU: THE FIRST STAR WAR
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:32 |
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Krowley posted:Agreed, should've called it RISE OF THE DOOKU: THE FIRST STAR WAR THE DOOKU RISES BACK: RETURN OF A NEW STAR WARS
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:38 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:They are making new books. They're mad they aren't still making old books about their waifu Mara Jade or clone Luuuuuuuuuke Skywalker. This just reminded me how glad I am that I just stuck my head in the sand and pretended the old EU was non-canonical/didn't exist long before Disney bought everything. The Zahn books were pretty fun, in spite of some of the sillier poo poo that popped up, but I hated how nearly every single author turned every character into their personal action figure that just stormed around kicking rear end and fighting, all the time, hurrying to the next big fight. It just always felt like trying to read a novelization of Double Dragon to me. The new books, so far that I've read, have been pretty good. Aftermath was a scattered mess until roughly halfway through and hard to follow, but finished strong. Now I'm reading Lost Stars, and so far, it's off to a good start.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 13:44 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:I quit the Star Wars "fandom" when I tested the wretched abortion of a game Star Wars the Force Unleashed for an entire year. Goddamn was that game terrible. drat you have my sympathies having to test that garbage. Wasn't Lucasarts basically in shambles and constantly changing management at that point?
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