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Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
That is the palest person I've ever seen, without albinism that is.

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Might want to :nws: that. It's not nudity, but my boss would probably ask me to have a chat if she saw that on my screen.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Might want to :nws: that. It's not nudity, but my boss would probably ask me to have a chat if she saw that on my screen.

Yeah, ok. I figured good enough for wikipedia, good enough for SA. But yeah, you make a good point.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



It's a point of policy that Wikipedia is Not Work Safe. I learned that in relation to the page :nws:Human anus:nws:, the talk page for which is my favorite page on the internet, especially the phrase "I'm not convinced that more pictures of anuses are needed."

I've been following the human anus page for years. There's an eternal battle over the image/s. It's the most Wikipedia thing in the world.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Is making spaghetti carbonara with leftover Christmas ham instead of pancetta acceptable, or am I unwittingly committing one of the Great Sins of Pasta?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

exquisite tea posted:

Is making spaghetti carbonara with leftover Christmas ham instead of pancetta acceptable, or am I unwittingly committing one of the Great Sins of Pasta?

There was a dude in the anti-food porn thread a while back who was really mad about carbonara so you'll be angering him if nothing else

Go for it

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
The only sin for the Italians I know would be to go out and waste money on pancetta when you already have perfectly good ham to use.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


AnonSpore posted:

There was a dude in the anti-food porn thread a while back who was really mad about carbonara so you'll be angering him if nothing else

Go for it

Come to think of it, what this pasta could really use is some cream and peas...

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Might want to :nws: that. It's not nudity, but my boss would probably ask me to have a chat if she saw that on my screen.

Good to know your boss won't care if she sees a message board on your screen.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

exquisite tea posted:

Is making spaghetti carbonara with leftover Christmas ham instead of pancetta acceptable, or am I unwittingly committing one of the Great Sins of Pasta?
The oldest recipe (from the early 19th Century) calls for lardo, and after the Second World War it was apparently common to use bacon (because of the American servicemen stationed there). The insistence on pancetta or guanciale---lest the histrionics of the `purity' gods be invoked---appears to be an almost entirely modern creation.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

The Maestro posted:

Good to know your boss won't care if she sees a message board on your screen.

It's the difference between, "Come on, Sexy Dad, get back to work." and "Come on, Sexy Dad, get- what the hell? What are you doing?"

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

SubG posted:

The oldest recipe (from the early 19th Century) calls for lardo, and after the Second World War it was apparently common to use bacon (because of the American servicemen stationed there). The insistence on pancetta or guanciale---lest the histrionics of the `purity' gods be invoked---appears to be an almost entirely modern creation.

I suspect the same is true for the pesant dish chili that some wierdos insist can absolutely consist of nothing but good quality beef and chili peppers with absolutely no cheap filler like beans.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I put peas in my chili

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

exquisite tea posted:

Come to think of it, what this pasta could really use is some cream and peas...

Pasta with ham, cream and peas is goddamn delicious and I'll have none off or nonsense.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!
You know what is even more delicious? Replace the peas with mussles, and maybe add a dash of white wine. Carbonara with some form of smoked pork product, cream and mussles is the greatest.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

DekeThornton posted:

I suspect the same is true for the pesant dish chili that some wierdos insist can absolutely consist of nothing but good quality beef and chili peppers with absolutely no cheap filler like beans.

You can suspect what you want, but the facts don't back that up.

quote:

Various savory compounds, swimming in firey pepper which biteth like a serpent. This is a compound of chopped meat and pulverized red pepper, stewed until the meat has been thoroughly saturated with the pepper

The original Chili Queen recipe contained no filler.

quote:

2 lbs beef shoulder, cut into ˝-inch cubes
1 lb pork shoulder, cut into ˝-inch cubes
Ľ cup suet
Ľ cup pork fat
3 medium-sized onions, chopped
6 garlic cloves, minced
1-quart water
4 acho chiles
1 serrano chile
6 dried red chiles
1 Tablespoon comino seeds, freshly ground
2 tablespoons Mexican oregano
Salt to taste

Place lightly floured beef and pork cubes in with suet and pork fat in heavy chili pot and cook quickly, stirring often. Add onions and garlic and cook until they are tender and limp. Add water to mixture and simmer slowly while preparing chiles. Remove stems and seeds from chile and chop very finely. Grind chiles in molcajete and add oregano with salt to mixture. Simmer another 2 hours. Remove suet casing and skim off some fat. Never cook frijoles with chilies and meat. Serve as separate dish.

The important thing to remember about original chili is that it was more of a combination between soup and sauce. Mexican cooking is real big on sauces, all the "filler" was in the items on the side, which were actually more of the main course, tamales and beans and such. The chili itself was an accompaniment to that meal.


Edit: Note, that I'm not saying you can't make chili with beans, or vegetarian chili, or whatever. Do what floats your boat. I'm just saying that in this case, the purists are technically correct when they say that originally the recipe had no filler in it. And technically correct is the best possible kind of correct. :pseudo:

Captain Bravo fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Dec 29, 2015

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

DekeThornton posted:

I suspect the same is true for the pesant dish chili that some wierdos insist can absolutely consist of nothing but good quality beef and chili peppers with absolutely no cheap filler like beans.

Chili is two things. Meat, and chiles. Period. Beans do not go in chili.

Calling a chili a 'peasant dish' isn't quite right either. Mexican cooking isn't like European cooking. The entree isn't the focus, its the (much cheaper) sides. In Mexican cooking you have rice, beans, and a thing to put on a tortilla or on the rice. Tex-mex has ruined the proper idea of Mexican food.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Chef De Cuisinart posted:

Chili is two things. Meat, and chiles. Period. Beans do not go in chili.

Calling a chili a 'peasant dish' isn't quite right either. Mexican cooking isn't like European cooking. The entree isn't the focus, its the (much cheaper) sides. In Mexican cooking you have rice, beans, and a thing to put on a tortilla or on the rice. Tex-mex has ruined the proper idea of Mexican food.
Chili isn't Mexican. It is (or at least its origins were) Tex-Mex, in the sense that it was first made in Texas, probably by Spanish immigrants, using local ingredients. The only Mexican thing about the origin of chili is the association people have in their minds about it.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Chef De Cuisinart posted:

In Mexican cooking you have rice, beans, and a thing to put on a tortilla or on the rice.

That sounds more like tex mex

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

That Works posted:

That sounds more like tex mex
Or maybe street food. Like if you're eating from a food cart in Oaxaca you're probably getting tacos or huaraches (which aren't technically served on tortillas but whatever) or something like that that somewhat fits that stereotype. But you'd also be pretty likely to see something like a torta, which presumably doesn't even count as Officially Traditional Mexican Cuisine or whatever the gently caress as far as food purists are concerned.

But yeah if you asked me to list quintessentially Mexican dishes I'd go to mole (and specifically mole poblano, even though I don't think that even makes my like top five favourite moles) and tamales and poo poo like that that totally doesn't fit the `rice beans tortilla' model of Mexican cooking. But you know, whatever. Food purity arguments are basically the dumbest poo poo, especially since food history (that is, independent of concerns about purity or authenticity or whatever) is such great poo poo.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm willing to accept that the closest thing we have to 'authentic' chili contains no beans, but please, do not refer to beans as "filler". :colbert:

Beans are nature's most perfect food.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm willing to accept that the closest thing we have to 'authentic' chili contains no beans, but please, do not refer to beans as "filler". :colbert:

Beans are nature's most perfect food.

There's a reason they're called the magical fruit! :v:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


SubG posted:

But you know, whatever. Food purity arguments are basically the dumbest poo poo, especially since food history (that is, independent of concerns about purity or authenticity or whatever) is such great poo poo.

Agreed

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Might have a chance to chill for like 3 weeks in Lyon this summer, like late June through July. poo poo's still open then, right, and not everyone is on vacation? If so where do I go and what do I do besides eat myself silly and practice my terrible French?

sweat poteto
Feb 16, 2006

Everybody's gotta learn sometime
Find Bill Buford and make him finish writing his drat French book.

I spent Christmas there a few years ago, staying with friends. Seems like a cool town. If you'll have a car there's a lot to explore nearby too.

sweat poteto fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Dec 29, 2015

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



SubG posted:

The oldest recipe (from the early 19th Century) calls for lardo, and after the Second World War it was apparently common to use bacon (because of the American servicemen stationed there). The insistence on pancetta or guanciale---lest the histrionics of the `purity' gods be invoked---appears to be an almost entirely modern creation.

I always know when SubG is posting because his open single quote is a tilde.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Kenning posted:

I always know when SubG is posting because his open single quote is a tilde.

That's a grave accent. The tilde is this squiggly one ~ :eng101:

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Who wants to go to NYC? http://money.cnn.com/2015/12/29/news/companies/olive-garden-new-years-eve-times-square/index.html

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
To do:
trading whisky kisses
tasting cigarettes
having sweaty exhausting sex
feeling the first rays of sun when you exit the bar
drinking coffee till your hands shake
decreasing the resolution on your screen to be able to make out the letters after 36h straight
hunting the -ines
relishing in the toxins of your exhaustion
bromancing hard while smoking weed in Tuscany
stress relief by spreading happiness
be arrested and investigated by secret police

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



esperantinc posted:

That's a grave accent. The tilde is this squiggly one ~ :eng101:

Oh yeah that's right I messed up cause they're located on the same key.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Happy new years goons. Go kiss a stranger!

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Happy Hat posted:

Happy new years goons. Go kiss a stranger!

Tellin my bf HH said it was ok.

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



Nothing like taking a leisurely afternoon to soak some field peas for hoppin' john later in the day.

UnbearablyBlight
Nov 4, 2009

hello i am your heart how nice to meet you
Is there a winter snack with better effort:payoff ratio than anchovies on triscuits? I would argue no, but then I used to lick piles of salt off my palm as a treat when I was a child.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Trebuchet King posted:

Nothing like taking a leisurely afternoon to soak some field peas for hoppin' john later in the day.

I hopped a John with my friend on NYE it was great would hop again.

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



Here's a pic since I ended up not getting to actually make it until today:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Esme posted:

Is there a winter snack with better effort:payoff ratio than anchovies on triscuits? I would argue no, but then I used to lick piles of salt off my palm as a treat when I was a child.

Good clementines are but it's not really a direct comparison.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Esme posted:

Is there a winter snack with better effort:payoff ratio than anchovies on triscuits? I would argue no, but then I used to lick piles of salt off my palm as a treat when I was a child.

Anchovies? Goddamn. I usually use sardines.

I bet some sort of pate would be good on the cracker before applying fish, though.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Liver paté, wedge of tomato, salt and pepper.

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Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Take a piece of Stilton. Eat it.

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