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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."


The Daily Mail posted:

Police said the unidentified driver told them he was 'trying to travel through time.' Instead, he traveled through two present-time businesses, causing huge amounts of damage.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Great scott!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Sounds like some serious poo poo!

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Nckdictator posted:

Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.


















Newspaper stories without an image.

http://strangeco.blogspot.com/2015/12/newspaper-clippings-of-day-christmas.html

You're my favorite pyf poster and this was a fine present

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Not sure why this is on a North Carolina site, but I guess sense is not to be expected when dealing with Florida Woman.

Woman Arrested for Riding Motorized Cart Through Wal-Mart While Eating Chicken, Drinking Wine

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

Not sure why this is on a North Carolina site, but I guess sense is not to be expected when dealing with Florida Woman.

Woman Arrested for Riding Motorized Cart Through Wal-Mart While Eating Chicken, Drinking Wine

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



In fairness it doesn't say what was on the mixtape and that could be classed as mitigating circumstances.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I love watching middle aged people communicate with each other on social media, it's like babies falling down when they try to walk

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
German man dies after blowing up condom machine

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Not sure why this was under environment but whatever:


Answer is probably no:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Prime Minister is getting awfully candid nowadays

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Aesop Poprock posted:

I love watching middle aged people communicate with each other on social media, it's like babies falling down when they try to walk

As a guy in his mid-30's I can say that there were social networking sites pre-Myspace and we were using them, along with chat rooms and IMs. All of this poo poo is so old hat to us that our advanced techniques and secret lore seem bumbling to you only because you are still so naive

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

titties posted:

As a guy in his mid-30's I can say that there were social networking sites pre-Myspace and we were using them, along with chat rooms and IMs. All of this poo poo is so old hat to us that our advanced techniques and secret lore seem bumbling to you only because you are still so naive

Go back to your Matlock grandpa

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Improbable Lobster posted:

Go back to your Matlock grandpa

What's a Matlock?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pththya-lyi posted:

What's a Matlock?

It's used to secure our limited supply of mats.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

titties posted:

As a guy in his mid-30's I can say that there were social networking sites pre-Myspace and we were using them, along with chat rooms and IMs. All of this poo poo is so old hat to us that our advanced techniques and secret lore seem bumbling to you only because you are still so naive
As a guy in his mid-30,000's I can say that there were social networking sites pre-Lascaux cave and we were using them, along with grunt rooms and bludgeon-based IMs. All of this poo poo is so old hat to us that our advanced techniques and secret lore seem bumbling to you only because you are still so naive

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
As a tender young man of 25, I plan on being deliberately awkward on the social media of the future to make the generations after me cringe. I suspect that many of you did the same to us.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mid-30's is practically millennial, you might be balding but that's not what people mean when they talk about middle-aged people on social media.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

I want to go back in time and be this little girl's best friend. :kiddo:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Phlegmish posted:

Mid-30's is practically millennial, you might be balding but that's not what people mean when they talk about middle-aged people on social media.

I'm in my 40s so Facebook is strictly for political rants, cat pictures, and keeping up with who has what illness and needs prayers.

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

Aleph Null posted:

I'm in my 40s so Facebook is strictly for political rants, cat pictures, and keeping up with who has what illness and needs prayers.

You forgot the "inspirational stories"

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Westie posted:

You forgot the "inspirational stories"

No you need to level up to 50 before you can unlock Inspirational Anecdotes and Bible Quotes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

flosofl posted:

No you need to level up to 50 before you can unlock Inspirational Anecdotes and Bible Quotes.

No, you don't. You just need the Disabled Relative or Disabled Friend perks. Entirely too much inspiration porn on social media...

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

As a guy in his mid-30,000's I can say that there were social networking sites pre-Lascaux cave and we were using them, along with grunt rooms and bludgeon-based IMs. All of this poo poo is so old hat to us that our advanced techniques and secret lore seem bumbling to you only because you are still so naive

Please teach me what you know

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Ever wondered who punches walls, when and why?

America's Most prolific wall-punchers

Quartz posted:

Sometimes people punch walls.

They punch other objects too, but it’s mostly walls. Walls are big, they’re imposing, and they’re almost always nearby.

But who are all these wall punchers, and how many of them are there?

Thanks to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), we finally have some answers. The CPSC tracks emergency room visits at about 100 hospitals each year; we took a look at all of the wall-punching-related visits from 2014.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Aerdan posted:

No, you don't. You just need the Disabled Relative or Disabled Friend perks. Entirely too much inspiration porn on social media...

*raises hand* as a Disabled Facebook user I can hook you up.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Attorney who founded Men's Divorce Law Firm charged with domestic violence

quote:

An Orlando attorney who specializes in representing men in divorce cases has been charged with punching his wife and pulling her hair during a fight in his car while he was driving, according to police records.

Jeffrey Feulner, 43, who operates the Men's Divorce Law Firm, is charged with domestic violence battery, a misdemeanor. He has pleaded not guilty.

The incident happened three days before his wife, Ashlie Feulner, 41, filed for divorce.

According to a police report, Feulner was driving his wife in his Chrysler 300 near the intersection of Mills Avenue and Princeton Street on Sept. 18 when he began yelling, and she began to record their fight on her cell phone.

He snatched away the phone, and she tried to get it back, she told police.

"According to the victim, the suspect started hitting her with his hands and fists while swerving the vehicle all over the road," the report said.

He also pulled her hair so hard that some of it came loose, something confirmed by police when they found loose strands, according to the report.

Police noted that she also had a bruise and small laceration.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I have so many questions:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I have so many questions:



Booze

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Aerdan posted:

No, you don't. You just need the Disabled Relative or Disabled Friend perks. Entirely too much inspiration porn on social media...

I'd watch it.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
A beautiful cumming of age story

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

The perfect end to this story would be if he was clocked going 87mph when he crashed

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Say Nothing posted:



Um... do I close the thread?

I, for one, applaud their honesty. Better than endless :wow: 24/7.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Belgian soldiers and police 'held orgy' during Brussels lockdown

Thanks to Krispy Kareem in the obsolete technology thread of all places.

In the right thread this time. :downs:

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