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cubicles are vastly preferable to the open workspace thing constant petty theft and distraction are the future of productivity enhancement techniques
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I worked at another open plan office and watched this married woman have at least three affairs with guys who all sat in the same 20-30 seat area Like she'd go canoodle as if there were walls or at least cubicles so they had privacy as they chatted before holding hands and lunch etc, then in a week or two pick a different guy and do the same. Each spurned former guy would sit and fume angrily while she giggled and flirted with the new one, all in view of everyone. I think they had to move her to another area in the building eventually
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Dec 28, 2015 03:00
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imagine being so depressed and insecure that you have to post on the internet about how angry you get over the way happy people dress
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Dec 28, 2015 03:24
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I've been playing Guitar Hero Live and all the FMV stuff is pretty much Millennial.jpg The Game.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:15
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You bunch of ungrateful cunts. Millenials made this forum what it is today.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:23
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I'm pretty sure Lowtax falls under gen-x.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:28
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lowtax is an ageless demigod.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:29
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SYSV Fanfic posted:You bunch of ungrateful cunts. Millenials made this forum what it is today. something awful
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Dec 28, 2015 04:33
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notZaar posted:I'm pretty sure Lowtax falls under gen-x. Whatever, without a generation giving him free actually funny front page content and their parents $10 bux over and over again, SA would just be another dead site in the web 1.0 trashbin.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:41
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little munchkin posted:imagine being so depressed and insecure that you have to post on the internet about how angry you get over the way happy people dress Good effort, for a millennial.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:45
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everyone's favorite millennial: how is this not just a goon. like how is this the richest person in the world. uggo asian wifey.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:47
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Zuckerberg is Jewish, maybe that's why he didn't take a hot trophy wife.
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Dec 28, 2015 04:51
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thathonkey posted:how is this not just a goon. like how is this the richest person in the world. lol at this post implying that everyone has to go for the lowest common denominator, and otherwise cant be happy.
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Dec 28, 2015 05:22
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yeah i never understood why he chose to have such an average looking asian wife
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Dec 28, 2015 05:29
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fits my needs posted:yeah i never understood why he chose to have such an average looking asian wife maybe he loves her 
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Dec 28, 2015 05:30
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maybe faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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Dec 28, 2015 05:36
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in spite of her mediocrity, id cuck zuck if he asked id charge an exorbitant fee though like several milion to keep quiet
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Dec 28, 2015 05:37
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zuck is an ideolog and doesnt realize what he should be doing which is marrying and divorcing every 3-5 years. instead he thinks hes in love and found his life long match lol
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Dec 28, 2015 05:43
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thathonkey posted:in spite of her mediocrity, id cuck zuck if he asked id charge an exorbitant fee though like several milion to keep quiet Mark Cuckerberg I was watching The Terminator on Netflix today and there's one scene where Linda Hamilton is in a bar and checking the phone book, using a pay phone, etc. And throughout the entire minute + scene there's just a dude leaning against the wall staring at her as she looks panicked and tries to make an emergency calls. He just looks at her the entire time. As a millennial, I'm just wondering if, before cell phones became ubiquitous, this was just an okay thing to do? I've been raised to intersperse every social situation with nervous and periodic glances at my cell phone screen.
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Dec 28, 2015 05:59
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I like to imagine the past filled with a lot more eye contact Makes it feel more meaningful and dangerous
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Dec 28, 2015 06:13
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speshl guy posted:Mark Cuckerberg heh
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Mistikman posted:A little backstory: due to crippling depression combined with the recession, my career completely disintegrated in 2009/2010. Since then I have had to move back in with my parents and have spent the last 5 years mostly out of work, with 1 1/2 years spent working at Walmart and another 2 years spent on a failed attempt to go back to school for a degree. The return to school was unfortunately ruined again by my depression, and now I have basically nothing to show for it except lots of student loan debt.
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Dec 28, 2015 06:38
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the thread is millennial.jpg, not millennial.txt also i kind of doubt a 2001 reg is a millennial unless he regged at 16 at the oldest.
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Dec 28, 2015 06:40
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KoRMaK posted:zuck is an ideolog and doesnt realize what he should be doing which is marrying and divorcing every 3-5 years. instead he thinks hes in love and found his life long match lol lol yeah the thing someone with billions of dollars should do is divorce a bunch of chicks so they get all his money, exept for dating a varying number of floozies for how long the gently caress he wants
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Dec 28, 2015 11:32
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Imma gonna be real honest here for a moment. Zuckerbergs wife looks fine and I have idea where all the opposition and hate is coming from. That's the truth and you all know it.
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Dec 28, 2015 12:01
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um... he's a typical white nerd who picked up any old asian hag, as they tend to do
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Dec 28, 2015 12:52
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Lol if you think being married means that The Zuck can't have any Asian lady that he wants.
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Dec 28, 2015 16:29
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symbolic posted:the thread is millennial.jpg, not millennial.txt Hi, I'm a millennial.
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Dec 28, 2015 17:07
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symbolic posted:the thread is millennial.jpg, not millennial.txt
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Dec 28, 2015 17:11
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notZaar posted:SA had a much younger userbase when it got started, most of us have stuck around and got older. I'm starting to think that this might be The Natural Order of Things on the Interwebs... Forums/social media sites will come and go, but people will always need cohorts. Hell, generations are just vague, society-wide cohorts, anyway.
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Dec 28, 2015 17:14
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Son of Rodney posted:lol yeah the thing someone with billions of dollars should do is divorce a bunch of chicks so they get all his money, exept for dating a varying number of floozies for how long the gently caress he wants its called a pre-nub you dumb idiot
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Dec 28, 2015 22:41
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The Zuck waited until after facebook IPO'd to marry his wife. His pre-nup will still make her worth more than anyone you've ever met in the event he decides to boot her rear end to the curb.
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Dec 28, 2015 22:59
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Mark Zuckerberg is actually gay and he married his wife because she secretly has a buttehole and gay people often use that for sex.
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Dec 28, 2015 23:05
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jesus christ
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Dec 28, 2015 23:45
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WHAT in the HELL is this indeed.
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Dec 29, 2015 00:02
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What's her e/n poster name?
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KoRMaK posted:its called a pre-nub you dumb idiot If he wanted to sleep around he wouldn't have gotten married.
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Dec 29, 2015 00:50
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fits my needs posted:yeah i never understood why he chose to have such an average looking asian wife Maybe he felt the need to keep it semi-believable? Like so he can tell himself that she actually likes him and believe it sometimes.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Maybe he felt the need to keep it semi-believable? Like so he can tell himself that she actually likes him and believe it sometimes. That doesn't make sense because it's real easy to tell when a woman doesn't like something.
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