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DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 would've been perfect if it had actually ended with this (Warning: Pro-Click):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iBcdBJ0yao

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

The fuckin' leads are weak? You're weak.

e: sorry

S'alright. Someone had to say it.

Punch Drunk Drewsky
Jul 22, 2008

No one can stop the movies.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I finally saw The Midnight Swim and loved it so I can finally read this.

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy. It's one of the three pieces I've written (my reviews of Terri and Crawl or Die are the other two) to get the attention of the production team who retweeted it along with "This wonderfully written, and felt, review took our breath away".

If I didn't get married this year that would probably be my favorite thing to happen to me.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Yeah, exactly, the thing that would keep it from being PYF is that you'd have to talk a little about it.

I don't know anything about the technical aspects of shot composition, but I'd certainly be willing to participate. If nothing else, it sounds like an interesting learning experience.

Corek posted:

Cinema Discusso continues to influence the critical conversation:

https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/681138204196646912

Hey now, what's the phonetic alphabet ever done to you?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
That wasn't even 3 hours with the intermission

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:
Hit up Orange Julius

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:

Eat some food at an eating establishment.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:

Stab a mallcop in the esophagus with a sharpened toothbrush to pass the time.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:

Suck a dick in the bathroom

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Steve2911 posted:

Eat some food at an eating establishment.

I already ate a food. Like a third of the stores are closed, this blows.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


If you take Dickeye's advice so can you.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:
Find an empty storefront to sneak into and see if there's any mannequins you can steal/take hilarious phone photos with.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Nap in the car is your only real salvation

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Masturbate in public

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Masturbate the public.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Inject pure adrenaline directly into your brain stem.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Walk into the screening that you missed and masturbate onto the screen (while wearing a sensory deprivation mask to avoid spoilers).

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
It's probably too late at this point but you could have just seen another, shorter movie

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

morestuff posted:

It's probably too late at this point but you could have just seen another, shorter movie

Hey, let's not go crazy here.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
HEY YOU GUYS.

Would any of you consider Compliance to be a horror film? I feel like it is.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

FishBulb posted:

That wasn't even 3 hours with the intermission
It's 3 hours 7 minutes.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I got to Hateful Eight about 5 minutes late and since there are no trailers and I'm a stickler about seeing the whole thing I'm stuck in this lovely mall until the 7 pm showing :negative:
The first 5 minutes is just the overture playing over a title card that says "OVERTURE" so you didn't miss any of the actual movie. Though that is part of the roadshow experience and is pretty neat.

But you should've done this:

Literally The Worst posted:

Masturbate in public

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

It's 3 hours 7 minutes.
The first 5 minutes is just the overture playing over a title card that says "OVERTURE" so you didn't miss any of the actual movie. Though that is part of the roadshow experience and is pretty neat.

But you should've done this:

Well when I walked in I already could hear dialogue and I would have had to sit in the front row so I said screw it. I thought about catching a different movie but I decided food was more important since I hadn't had lunch. Blew about five bucks on time crisis at the arcade so that killed some time. I'm sure this is riveting to read.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

It's keeping me entertained at work, so I guess the important question is...which Time Crisis?

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Corek posted:

Cinema Discusso continues to influence the critical conversation:

https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/681138204196646912

Incidentally this is probably the most viewed CD post in years, haha (assuming it is CD, though Pick could have and probably did post it in GBS).

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Hostile V posted:

It's keeping me entertained at work, so I guess the important question is...which Time Crisis?

3

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

3 is good. I still like Crisis Zone a looooot but that's mostly because you get a machine gun and riot shield and it's like Die Hard but in a mall.

I have such fond memories of the entire House of the Dead series except 4. I have never been able to find a 4 machine in the wild and arcades are shrinking in America. One day I have to find that game.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Well when I walked in I already could hear dialogue and I would have had to sit in the front row so I said screw it. I thought about catching a different movie but I decided food was more important since I hadn't had lunch. Blew about five bucks on time crisis at the arcade so that killed some time. I'm sure this is riveting to read.

Wait, did you pay for two tickets?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Steve2911 posted:

Wait, did you pay for two tickets?

They let me exchange it for a later showing which was pretty cool of them honestly

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

It's 3 hours 7 minutes.

Apparently but I walked out before 3 on a 12 o'clock show :shrug:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

There is a kiosk selling emoji pillows but they don't have 💩

There are numerous children and young adults riding around on motorized plush elephants

Where the hell am I

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

FishBulb posted:

Apparently but I walked out before 3 on a 12 o'clock show :shrug:

I think you might have been flim flammed

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

There is a kiosk selling emoji pillows but they don't have 💩

There are numerous children and young adults riding around on motorized plush elephants

Where the hell am I

Neverland Ranch?

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

axleblaze posted:

I think you might have been flim film flammed

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

There is a kiosk selling emoji pillows but they don't have 💩

There are numerous children and young adults riding around on motorized plush elephants

Where the hell am I

Those kiosks definitely sell giant poo poo pillows, the kiosk you saw probably sold out.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Ah gently caress, Lemmy finally died

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

morestuff posted:

Ah gently caress, Lemmy finally died

Wait seriously? gently caress.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

morestuff posted:

Ah gently caress, Lemmy finally died

:smith:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

CPL593H posted:

HEY YOU GUYS.

Would any of you consider Compliance to be a horror film? I feel like it is.

In the sense that every waking hour is another moment of horror yes.kkk

morestuff posted:

Ah gently caress, Lemmy finally died

Nietzsche was right. :(

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

wyoming posted:

In the sense that every waking hour is another moment of horror yes.kkk

No you're thinking of life.

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