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Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
dude jeffrey, no what are doing man? use a knife and fork. no girl is gonna talk to you if she thinks you're going to have spicy fingers man, jesus. this is day one poo poo, man.

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
yo jeffrey you gotta come over to the man cave after work, I picked up some sweet new speakers from this dude, can you believe it? he worked for some home audio place and gave me a great deal

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

uncurable mlady posted:

yo jeffrey you gotta come over to the man cave after work, I picked up some sweet new speakers from this dude, can you believe it? he worked for some home audio place and gave me a great deal

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

yo jeffrey you gotta come over to the man cave after work, I picked up some sweet new speakers from this dude, can you believe it? he worked for some home audio place and gave me a great deal

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

got them out of the back of a white van, man. they're hi-end sorny

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
these sound like crap... i guess i really should have bought the monster cables

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
This is funny.

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
my rig is siiiick
got some 950 gtx's in quad sli

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

craisins posted:

i get mad when people take the plastic film off of the screen of a new device

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
i have supported many wallet/bottle opener kickstarters

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
i resent my son for not being athletically gifted

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
i resent my son for being athletically gifted

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Antlerhill posted:

i resent my son for being gay

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Today is my dog's birthday

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Diane, bring your bowl of crockpot chicken into the rumpus room, wheel of fortune is on!

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Buy an "h"? What is that idiot thinking? I clearly could have solved this

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Danm she won a trip to Aruba! Jealous

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I can't afford a 401k

*makes payment to credit card for xbox one*

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
dude lol don't go into debt. just get one at rent-a-center, $19 a week

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

contract-to-hire job postings appeal to me

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
i dont own everything inside my house

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
i rent a mcmansion out in the burbs.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
i'll just have a glass of water

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
tap water. he heard me say "tap" right? uuuugugughahhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
lets see, the waiter came by at this frequency, multiplied by a quality factor of 0.7, plus a base %5 of total bill subtracting the cost of alcohol (what, its more work to pour a miller than it is a water??), minus the 4 demerits he earned for insisting on reading the specials, aaaand *pulls out andriod calculator app,* thats the tip

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Barnyard Protein posted:

*pulls out android*

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
I buy early access games on steam cause they're cheaper than when they go live. if I don't like them, I just request a refund.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
ha-ha yeah i know - i was way better at beer pong back in community college tho.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i play beer pong at bars

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
i'm against unions

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I go to bars to spend $4 per Bud Lite.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

youre allowed to work from home? :confused:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

im only allowed to work from under a strict corporate policy my boss allows only for "exceptional circumstances"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I don't take vacations, I take staycations :smug:

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

bradzilla posted:

I don't take vacations, I take staycations :smug:

instead of spending money on a vacation, I can buy a new alienware

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

*saves ribbon for wrapping next year*

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
*still wears a LiveStrong bracelet*

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
We Are!

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