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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Bible posted:

Nonono, Jesus wants them to have it.

you should know.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Why would you not want a family airplane? Especially when your family has like 20+ people in it.

If I were Jim Bob, afamily bus that can be driven off a cliff or into a lake.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
The glory of Jim Bob

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...b-facility.html

Not much new info, but Duggar plane was spotted back in Rockford, IL. Maybe we will get more scandals to gloat over the hypocrisy of. The hypocrisy of which to gloat over? My English teacher is probably ready to slap me. Merry Everybody.

reading that article makes me think that marriage is dead and she is probably only staying with the piece of poo poo because of jesus and his shithead family. my honest guess is he will be caught again cheating or doing something worse. It doesnt help that it sounds like he is violent in the sack (not in a fun way) It seems to me he probaly got all his ideas about sex from porn he got on the net and since he had not other source of explanation. he stuck with it. i wonder how he rationalizes with himself while he has violent sex with high class call girls while cheating on his wife and the next day goes and rails about how porno/gays/muslims/sex/women are satan. kinda hope next time he is loving a call girl his heart pops.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dapper_Swindler posted:

i wonder how he rationalizes with himself while he has violent sex with high class call girls while cheating on his wife and the next day goes and rails about how porno/gays/muslims/sex/women are satan.

Easy: if everyone was properly godly there would be no porn and no call girls, therefore his marriage would have been safe. It's not his fault, the whores practically forced him to cheat on his wife, those dirty whores. They deserve to be punished.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
I'm watching the first two episodes of Counting On because I'm stuck in bed being sick. Holy gently caress it's so goddamned sad. I feel so sorry for Anna and she doesn't know anything else because she's grown up brainwashed.

She doesn't even talk about josh telling her about the molestation, he told HER PARENTS so they would know what they were getting into. UGH.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
On the second day of Dugmas
my true love sent to me:
Two crying girls,
And a Joshua hiding in the girls room.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

happyhippy posted:

On the second day of Dugmas
my true love sent to me:
Two crying girls beat-up whores,
And a Joshua hiding in the girls room.

Fixed that for you, it's five crying girls right?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Buttcoin purse posted:

Fixed that for you, it's five crying girls right?

:wow:

that we know about

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Got my Christmas bonus; a year's subscription to the Jim Bob of the Month club.

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Got my Christmas bonus; a year's subscription to the Jim Bob of the Month club.

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

How many Jim Bob's do you get a month?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I had a manager in Arkansas who was obsessed with the Duggars long before they were on TV, so he'd made ________ Bob namesplates for nearly everyone in the office. My supervisors Janice Bob and Greg Bob taught me everything I know.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

PostNouveau posted:

I had a manager in Arkansas who was obsessed with the Duggars long before they were on TV, so he'd made ________ Bob namesplates for nearly everyone in the office. My supervisors Janice Bob and Greg Bob taught me everything I know.

:captainpop:

Beware of the office Josh Bob

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

PathAsc posted:

:captainpop:

Beware of the office Josh Bob

Don't be ridiculous, five-year-olds don't work in offices!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Astrofig posted:

Don't be ridiculous, five-year-olds don't work in offices!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V36LpPkwJ7I

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
Am I the only one who thinks the preggo one (jessa?) Is a Hot Girl?

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Jonny 290 posted:

the "family airplane?" what the gently caress why do these weird fuckers always want to get airplanes
a solid 40% of all evangelical scandals come down to jets

Dude, it's like an RV that goes really fast.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Dapper_Swindler posted:

kinda hope next time he is loving a call girl his heart pops.

Or that she exposes him further, help ruin the Duggar "dynasty."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rap Music and Dope posted:

Am I the only one who thinks the preggo one (jessa?) Is a Hot Girl?

What with the having to stay pregnant constantly she'll probably age faster than the ladies of Russia.jpg

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Rap Music and Dope posted:

Am I the only one who thinks the preggo one (jessa?) Is a Hot Girl?

Well I'm sure Josh would agree.

CalmDownMate
Dec 3, 2015

by Shine
The duggars house is prolly flooded right now just so you know.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Got my Christmas bonus; a year's subscription to the Jim Bob of the Month club.

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

the gift of Jim Bob upon the quivering loins of the harlot spawn witches

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Top City Homo posted:

the gift of Jim Bob upon the quivering loins of the harlot spawn witches

I wonder how often their shitters are full?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Josh smiles proudly down at the child. "You did it!" he exclaims, "You Jimmed the whole Bob all by yourself!"

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

CalmDownMate posted:

The duggars house is prolly flooded right now just so you know.

Shouldn't Jim Bob have built an ark?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

So, my wife's watching that 'Counting on' show, and myyy god, is it annoying. A couple thoughts:

    1. Poor Josiah :( Dude really should be a part of a family who won't light him on fire when he eventually comes out.
    2. Whatever pregnant duggar daughter who doesn't have 'the lips' says 'like' WAY too many times.
    3. I know reality shows cater to really the lowest common denominator, but I really can't stand those 'interview' bits that pop up between shots of people actually doing stuff. You know the kind, they're in every show ever now, so that the subject of whatever's going on can explain what's going on because people need that somehow. (Derrick: "When we were in South America, everyone there speaks a different language." Oh, YA DON'T SAY? :allears:)
    4. John David has, by far, the most unfortunate face ever. For all of his horribleness, Josh looks mostly normal, aside from balding at a youngish age. John David really is Jim Bob 2, and it's terrifying and gross.
    5. I realize that I only really, actually hate 3 duggars: Josh, Michelle and James Robertty Bim Job. Everyone else is annoying to just whatever, but those three... Those are some hosed up people.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

CalmDownMate posted:

The duggars house is prolly flooded right now just so you know.

Top City Homo posted:

the gift of Jim Bob upon the quivering loins of the harlot spawn witches

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

(Awwwww)
Be a Duggar spawn
I deserve what I get
And don't forget the consensual rape
'Cause if you don't treat me "right"
I'll still be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Yell, yelling Nike

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I wonder how often their shitters are full?

they are always full of the glory of Jim Bob

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Top City Homo posted:

they are always full of the glory of Jim Bob

I'm gonna go pinch a Jim Bob...

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

PathAsc posted:

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

(Awwwww)
Be a Duggar spawn
I deserve what I get
And don't forget the consensual rape
'Cause if you don't treat me "right"
I'll still be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Yell, yelling Nike

This song came on at work WHILE I was reading this lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
very happy that i do not listen to the radio

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Top City Homo posted:

very happy that i do not listen to the radio

My work decided that instead of the white noise that they broadcast in an effort to cut down on distractions in an "open" floor plan, they now play adult contemporary and its a special hell

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
white noise is actually really good

i cant imagine listening to the dull loop of christmas music for 8 hours a day

hell on earth

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Top City Homo posted:

i cant imagine listening to the dull loop of christmas music for 8 hours a day

hell on earth

Never work in or around retail.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
When I worked retail our fucktard manager somehow lost the monthly music CD that corporate mailed every store two months in a row and that was the closest I ever came to murdering someone.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Top City Homo posted:

white noise is actually really good

i cant imagine listening to the dull loop of christmas music for 8 hours a day

hell on earth

Dude its loving GRIM. I don't work retail (as far from it as possible) and Jesus last week was brutal... Jim BOB

dreadspork
Jun 25, 2005

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
I bet Jared is kicking himself right now for not being in a fundamentalist Christian cult.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
eat fresh

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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
So apparently the Duggars DO believe in divorce! One branch of them does, anyway:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2666041/amy-duggars-parents-file-for-divorce-terry-blames-deanna-for-intolerable-treatment/

I'm morbidly curious what their grounds are----is 'intolerable treatment' code for 'she once claimed not to be in the mood for sex and then started saying I'd raped her when we had sex anyway' ?

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