chitoryu12 posted:

Didn't Mike Tyson actually sort out his issues and become a really chill dude who regrets how crazy he used to be?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Remember the awesomeness of the "Deadlift your couch" thread?

speshl guy posted:

You're right, sorry about the derail bros.

chitoryu12 posted:

Didn't Mike Tyson actually sort out his issues and become a really chill dude who regrets how crazy he used to be?

Turtlicious posted:

http://www.syriaonline.sy/?f=Details&catid=12&pageid=20207

If you don't have schadenfreude from this, please don't post ITT tia.

Astrobastard posted:

Wanamingo posted:

He's a very accepting person these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHjgbBcR96Y

speshl guy posted:

You're right, sorry about the derail bros.

Astrobastard posted:

Dodecalypse posted:

you can't really "sort out" being a rapist

Astrobastard posted:

Dodecalypse posted:

you can't really "sort out" being a rapist

Arctic Baldwin posted:

So.. uh... did this link change? Or was it a very funny joke on how hilarious terrorist attacks are?

chitoryu12 posted:

Didn't Mike Tyson actually sort out his issues and become a really chill dude who regrets how crazy he used to be?

"[url=http://www.ajc.com/news/entertainment/attractions/mights-as-well-jump-at-stone-mountain/npsGw/[/url posted:

Atlanta Journal-Constitution"]
Stone Mountain Park, Georgia’s most-visited attraction, is known for many things — Christmas lights, laser shows and the Confederate carvings are among them

This spring it will add “death-defying leaps into space” to the list.

Around April the park will open an amusement called “The Jump,” which will allow visitors to leap off a platform onto an inflatable air bag two stories below. “It’s looks like a leap of faith, if you will,” said park spokeswoman Jeanine Jones.

quote:

As far as risk is concerned, Jones said Stone Mountain has two safety officers and the staff is trained to operate the facility with care. “We train our staff to be able to help people out,” she said. “Employees will instruct each jumper on the right way to jump.”

RC and Moon Pie posted:

No way this is going to go wrong, right?


There will even be one for the little kids that's 10 feet off the ground!


This was the art sent to the paper.

quote:

An Orlando attorney who specializes in representing men in divorce cases has been charged with punching his wife and pulling her hair during a fight in his car while he was driving, according to police records.

Jeffrey Feulner, 43, who operates the Men's Divorce Law Firm, is charged with domestic violence battery, a misdemeanor. He has pleaded not guilty.

The incident happened three days before his wife, Ashlie Feulner, 41, filed for divorce.

According to a police report, Feulner was driving his wife in his Chrysler 300 near the intersection of Mills Avenue and Princeton Street on Sept. 18 when he began yelling, and she began to record their fight on her cell phone.

He snatched away the phone, and she tried to get it back, she told police.

"According to the victim, the suspect started hitting her with his hands and fists while swerving the vehicle all over the road," the report said.

He also pulled her hair so hard that some of it came loose, something confirmed by police when they found loose strands, according to the report.

Police noted that she also had a bruise and small laceration.

quote:

Feulner advertises on television and billboards as a champion of men's rights in divorce and custody cases. He has been licensed to practice law in Florida for 17 years.

The couple had been married less than a year. A judge finalized their divorce on Dec. 3.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

No way this is going to go wrong, right?


There will even be one for the little kids that's 10 feet off the ground!


This was the art sent to the paper.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

No way this is going to go wrong, right?


There will even be one for the little kids that's 10 feet off the ground!


This was the art sent to the paper.

Zero One posted:

Attorney who founded Men's Divorce Law Firm charged with domestic violence

Zero One posted:

Attorney who founded Men's Divorce Law Firm charged with domestic violence

Super Waffle posted:

No one in this town will be the least bit surprised. At least maybe is freakish visage will no longer grace billboards. His beard made me so uncomfortable.

quote:

He is 6-foot-8, a foot taller than his ex-wife and outweighs her by 90 pounds, according to the police report.

Zero One posted:

Attorney who founded Men's Divorce Law Firm charged with domestic violence

speshl guy posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dui-lawyer-drove-boat-drunk-severed-woman-arm-attny-article-1.2243131

Reminds me of this Boston DUI attorney that severed a woman's arm operating a boat while extremely intoxicated.

chitoryu12 posted:

No lie, I would jump off a 2 story building if a harmless landing was guaranteed.

Slugnoid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUjAZbHtZqo

See if you can spot the freude on your first watch. Half the people I show this to never even notice it..

Slugnoid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUjAZbHtZqo

See if you can spot the freude on your first watch. Half the people I show this to never even notice it..

Slugnoid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUjAZbHtZqo

See if you can spot the freude on your first watch. Half the people I show this to never even notice it..

Anosmoman posted:

JamesieAB posted:

Affluenza teen and mom captured in Mexico



That's one dopey looking, newly hair dyed piece of crap.

quote:

In 2013, 16-year-old Ethan Couch was found guilty of drunkenly plowing into a group of people helping a stranded motorist, killing four of them and maiming two others. A psychologist hired by Couch's defense lawyers said the teen's extravagantly wealthy lifestyle prevented him from knowing right from wrong. Texas State District Judge Jean Boyd agreed. Instead of sending Couch to prison, she gave him 10 years probation and a stint at a luxury rehab center in Newport Beach, California, which offers cooking classes, yoga, and "equine-assisted psychotherapy."

The horse-enhanced rehab apparently didn't work, because a video recently surfaced that shows Couch, now 18, playing beer pong at a party. The conditions of Couch's probation forbid him from drinking alcohol. Shortly after that, Couch failed to show up for a scheduled meeting with his parole officer. When authorities investigated, they discovered Couch and his mother Tonya (48) were missing, along with their passports. After a brief manhunt, Couch and his mother were captured in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Couch has dyed his hair black.

The Daily Beast has more about Couch's parents, who seem like real pieces of work:

On a February night at 1 a.m., a cop found Ethan urinating in a parking lot, with a 14-year-old girl naked inside his truck, which contained a Miller Lite can and bottle of Grey Goose vodka, according to D Magazine.

Tonya paid Ethan’s fines and court fees, and blamed herself when he didn’t complete an alcohol class and community-service hours. She said she’d “misread the online thing.”

During a deposition in a civil suit against the family a year later, [b[Tonya was asked about the girl. “That morning?” Tonya replied. “Her mom picked her up, I assume. I guess. I don’t know.”[/b]

Meanwhile, Ethan’s father has troubles of his own. In August 2014, police arrested Fred for impersonating a police officer, The Dallas Morning News reported.

Cops say Couch showed up to a disturbance call at a North Richland Hills home the month before and claimed to be a Lakeside reserve officer. He allegedly provided a bogus badge and ID card.

It’s unclear what’s become of the wannabe-cop charges.

It will be interesting to see how Couch's legal team and the justice system of Tarrant County, Texas will handle this incident, now that millions of people are paying attention.

From NBC News:

Luke Williams, a former district attorney in Lubbock, Texas, told NBC News a judge ought to be able to reinstate Couch's original sentence.

"He still has the 10 years he was probated hanging over his head," Williams said. "A judge can convert that into straight jail time."

Beyond that punishment for the drunken driving, prosecutors said they are considering new charges for Couch fleeing the country — which he achieved with help of his mom. Prosecutors said they will charge Tonya Couch for helping her son flee.

On Tuesday, prosecutors announced for the first time that they intend to charge her with "hindering apprehension," a major offense under Texas law. It carries a possible sentence of one to 10 years in prison.

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One day, when Ethan was 13, Anderson noticed that he’d driven himself to school. She was concerned and talked to Fred about it. The father didn’t react well. “He told me that Ethan was the best driver he knew,” she says. “He was adamant that Ethan was going to drive to school. He believed his son was better. His son was more talented. He was the golden boy.”

quote:

When they got to the house, Ethan and Garrett took showers and posted party invites to Twitter and Facebook. Their friend Avery—the one who was about to join the Army—was the first one over. They did shots. After dinner, there were more shots, and the four of them piled into the truck to pick up some of Garrett’s friends in Keller, most of whom Ethan and Starr had never met. When they passed a freshly mowed soccer field, Ethan couldn’t resist driving the truck onto it and doing doughnuts.

On the way back to the house, they stopped at an Albertsons with a plan to steal beer, to go along with the bottle Avery brought and the bottle Ethan got from his cousin. But the security detail at the grocery store was eyeing the kids, so they left and went to a Walmart. Ethan, Avery, and Starr stayed in the truck. Surveillance footage from that night shows the other five boys picking up three cases of Miller Lite and walking out a side entrance without paying.