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fits my needs posted:yeah i never understood why he chose to have such an average looking asian wife zuckerberg is a goony sociopath
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ghostter posted:zuckerberg is a goony sociopath 
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The Taint Reaper posted:That doesn't make sense because it's real easy to tell when a woman doesn't like something. Let's presume that she is going to pretend also.
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Dec 29, 2015 01:28
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It's kind of crazy how he's a billionaire basically because he was in the right place at the right time. I mean, he didn't do anything revolutionary, he just had an idea that a million other people probably also did around that same time and through luck and circumstance it worked out. I will consider this further as I eat my store brand frozen pizza this evening.
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Dec 29, 2015 02:08
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Yeah everyone kinda jumped ship from MySpace literally just because you could poke people on facebook. It was basically a creepy billion dollar finger.
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OctoberBlues posted:It's kind of crazy how he's a billionaire basically because he was in the right place at the right time. I mean, he didn't do anything revolutionary, he just had an idea that a million other people probably also did around that same time and through luck and circumstance it worked out. I will consider this further as I eat my store brand frozen pizza this evening. Is it Trader Joes brand pizza?
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OctoberBlues posted:It's kind of crazy how he's a billionaire basically because he was in the right place at the right time. I mean, he didn't do anything revolutionary, he just had an idea that a million other people probably also did around that same time and through luck and circumstance it worked out. I will consider this further as I eat my store brand frozen pizza this evening. Couldn't you not basically do anything on Myspace other than collect friends and bother girls though? I think FB was the first thing to implement the lovely feeds of today.
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That dude has mad money and couldn't get the Crocs with the white band around them so they kinda look like shoes? NESguerilla posted:I think FB was the first thing to implement the lovely feeds of today. I remember Bulletins, which were posts that all of your friends could see and comment on, and most people just used them to post Myspace surveys. Despite using Myspace for about four years, the rest of it is a complete blur to me.
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NESguerilla posted:Couldn't you not basically do anything on Myspace other than collect friends and bother girls though? I think FB was the first thing to implement the lovely feeds of today. For me the Appeal of Facebook was avoiding seizure inducing gifs and blaring nickel back every time I opened a page on MySpace.
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Dec 29, 2015 03:25
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Facebook was fantastic when it was a page with a picture and a feed. It has been hot trash for over a decade and I have no idea why so many idiots still log on there.
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Nolgthorn posted:Facebook was fantastic when it was a page with a picture and a feed. It has been hot trash for over a decade and I have no idea why so many idiots still log on there. Because with the advent of cheap and easy home surveillance equipment actual stalking is too risky.
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Dec 29, 2015 04:15
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NESguerilla posted:Couldn't you not basically do anything on Myspace other than collect friends and bother girls though? I think FB was the first thing to implement the lovely feeds of today. 2005 seemed to be when facebook started taking over and this is how I remember it, basically just myspace but cleaner. 
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Dec 29, 2015 04:56
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Facebook is the best it's ever been honestly, as pessimistic as it sounds the fact that they've researched the poo poo out of psychology and datamining to tailor the site perfectly to tickle all the obsessive parts of the brain has worked well in terms of accessibility. I don't actually use FB all that much anymore, but I give the company credit for (unlike Twitter and other stupid bullshit tech bubble companies) trying to make the site into something that can adapt and last. Facebook, along with Amazon, is one of the only major tech bubble companies I can see weathering the impending pop. The Social Network did a good job at illustrating how big of a dweeby goon Zuckerberg is though lol
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Justin Tyme posted:Facebook is the best gently caress shut the gently caress s
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Zuckerbot keeps publishing letters to his newborn on fb. She hasn't written back yet or even "liked" them lol
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Dec 29, 2015 07:04
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Which was the social site only available to college and uni students? Good, lord, so many lovely sites have come and gone I've genuinely forgotten.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Which was the social site only available to college and uni students?
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Uh Facebook originally required a college/uni email
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Weird BIAS posted:Uh Facebook originally required a college/uni email Originally just a bunch of colleges in the north east, then any college which meant just a .edu email i think. then it went public and every one moaned your dad was going to ruin it. im sure someone has documented this publicly somewhere e: im pretty sure your school "getting facebook" was a big thing in 2005/6?
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Pretty sure that's from the exhausting FO4 social marketing campaign on Reddit.
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i sat next to a millenial on a plane yesterday she was wearing yoga pants, some white band t shirt, had fake black nerd glasses, short hair, slightly chubby and had some dumb tattoo on her wrist she also listened to hip hop the entire 3 hour flight
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Pr0phecy posted:Pretty sure that's from the exhausting FO4 social marketing campaign on Reddit. How does someone who would like that as a present not already have a bunch of useless cheap fallout poo poo?
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Facebook was pretty cool when it was just some East Coast Unis and Cali UCs using it. Actually, it was still ok when it just required .edu emails from approved state schools. Then JCs got on board and high schools and middle schools and then John Q Public was able to make an account with their aol or yahoo account. And now it's an ad infested shithole where you are forced to sift through your Aunt's 15+ motivational jpeg quotes a day for any real funny content just to end up with more motivational pics from that one dude who got sent to jail in highschool for stealing $5000 worth of poo poo who just got out. Before the fall: -Pics of people hosed up at parties. -Pics of everyone's weed stash. -Underground groups for planning parties or town events. -Random hosed up funny poo poo often morally offensive and as insensitive as gently caress. -Simple clean profiles. -Reminder of the final's schedule. After the fall: -Endless albums of everyone's ugly kids. -Albums of everyone's dinner meals. -Wedding pictures non-stop even 5+ years after said wedding. -Old people posting "gently caress men" or "gently caress women" unironic jpeg qotes. -90+ invites to play "casino slot farmland simulator" -Everyone's lovely political views on Trump, Bama, Bush, Whatever. -Your 70 year old dad making a facebook page to stay relevant. -Getting fired from your job for posting goatse every 4 hours as an attempt to thin the herd of "friends". O well. For the old times, just setup a Slack server with all your close buddies. The kids and the old people don't know about that.... yet......
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Funny thing is I anticipated that myspace would take over due to all the myspace music pages. What the gently caress happened? Last thing I remember is the owners grabbing a bunch of ad contracts and pages of unrestricted .html usage making most user pages crash IE or Firefox.
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Avalanche posted:What the gently caress happened? quote:Rupert Murdoch said his company's $580 million purchase in 2005 was a mistake. quote:Murdoch sale led to ruin of MySpace, says its co-founder quote:News Corporation Sells MySpace for $35 Million quote:As part of the exchange, News Corp. received a private equity stake in Specific Media and less than a 5 percent stake in MySpace. (^^^ Last one was 2011) quote:ComScore's report says between 2013 and 2014, the site grew 469 percent, to 40 million unique monthly visitors. quote:Every Thursday, Instagrammers and Facebookers flock to MySpace for their #TBT (Throwback Thursday) photos
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i seem to remember people having a good chuckle about the myspace purchase at the time since it was already on the way out
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Prav posted:i seem to remember people having a good chuckle about the myspace purchase at the time since it was already on the way out
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FRINGE posted:Its all pretty weird though. In the early 2000s SA was one of the biggest things on the English speaking internet, now a "mere" 40 million hits in a month is a sign of failure.  Does twitter even have any room for monetization other than selling user data?
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OctoberBlues posted:It's kind of crazy how he's a billionaire basically because he was in the right place at the right time. I mean, he didn't do anything revolutionary, he just had an idea that a million other people probably also did around that same time and through luck and circumstance it worked out. I will consider this further as I eat my store brand frozen pizza this evening. Reminds me of this:  He basically won the entrepreneur lottery on timing.
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OctoberBlues posted:It's kind of crazy how he's a billionaire basically because he was in the right place at the right time. I mean, he didn't do anything revolutionary, he just had an idea that a million other people probably also did around that same time and through luck and circumstance it worked out. I will consider this further as I eat my store brand frozen pizza this evening. and elpintogrande (was it him? or omgwtfbbq?) was offered a job at yahoo before it was anything. he turned it down because he had a "real" job lined up, if i recall. money's like the weather, man
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Something awful invented the thinman meme and caused sadistic human sacrifice that would make the Aztecs proud. FYI
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doomisland posted:Originally just a bunch of colleges in the north east, then any college which meant just a .edu email i think. then it went public and every one moaned your dad was going to ruin it. im sure someone has documented this publicly somewhere I had freshman orientation in August 2005 and one of the things everyone was super excited about was getting that .edu address so we could get on facebook. My favorite part of that old facebook was that writing on someone's wall just pulled up a text document thing with all of the past poo poo people had written completely editable. Like anything could go wrong with that.
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Gibberish posted:i sat next to a millenial on a plane yesterday what a monster
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OctoberBlues posted:2005 seemed to be when facebook started taking over and this is how I remember it, basically just myspace but cleaner. look at that list of favorite movies truly 2005 
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Casimir Radon posted:Does twitter even have any room for monetization other than selling user data? this is the only monetization that really matters.
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Accretionist posted:Reminds me of this: So you'd say he hit it right before becoming a grower from a shower?
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OctoberBlues posted:I had freshman orientation in August 2005 lol i thought you were older than that
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nomadologique posted:lol i thought you were older than that I am basically a cranky old man at heart, so I'm not surprised.
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