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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

This was settled back in November ya dinguses. Don't any of you read the news?

http://www.hot-dog.org/press/national-hot-dog-and-sausage-council-announces-official-policy-%E2%80%98hot-dog-sandwich%E2%80%99-controversy

And with that being said, real authentic burritos aren't sandwiches because you can't even hold a real burrito.

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
How do people feel about bagels and pita breads?

Authorman
Mar 5, 2007

slamcat
Hey what did the rock star who worked a Chinese restaurant by day say to the adoring crowd when he could get his mind off his other job, which again was cooking fried rice and such for a takeout joint?

Lets wok egg roll.

Cool. Catch yall later.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Puntification posted:

How do people feel about bagels and pita breads?

Both are delicious.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Little Mac posted:

Both are delicious.

Agreed I was more thinking about this sandwich definition nontroversy going on though. Buncha Sandwich Stalins itt

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Traditional Games > Mafia Discussion Thread - So Boring we Talk About the Definition of Bread

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
What is a bread?

A miserable pile of yeastlets

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

EXAKT Science posted:

What is a bread?

A miserable pile of yeastlets

But enough talk!

*eats sandwich*

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Speaking of bread my wife made some ridiculous challah today:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Podima posted:

Speaking of bread my wife made some ridiculous challah today:



wanna eat that bread

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
gently caress...

IS A POT PIE JUST A STEW SANDWICH? :psyboom:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Poison Mushroom posted:

gently caress...

IS A POT PIE A SANDWICH? :psyboom:

No it's a pie

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
If you put it between two pieces of bread or would be a sandwich but that would be weird

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

EXAKT Science posted:

No it's a pie
"Is this square a square?"

"No, it is a rectangle."

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

EXAKT Science posted:

If you put it between two pieces of bread or would be a sandwich but that would be weird
...man, now I'm craving, like, beef pot pie.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Pies are born, sandwiches are made

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

EXAKT Science posted:

Pies are born, sandwiches are made
Bends over and shoots an apple fritter out of my vagina.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
australian meat pies are boss

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Pot pies are disgusting

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Cocks my leg with a heavy 'chu-chunk' sound as I load in a buckshot round of donut holes.

Heard somebody was talking poo poo about pot pies.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Poison Mushroom posted:

Cocks my leg with a heavy 'chu-chunk' sound as I load in a buckshot round of donut holes.

Heard somebody was talking poo poo about pot pies.

Have you slept yet

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Podima posted:

Have you slept yet
Yes. Sort of. I got some sleep, but I stayed awake for a total of 69 (lol) hours.

When I woke up I had a headache. I still have it twelve hours later and it sucks because today was supposed to be my day off, not my "day in severe pain every time I laugh or move my head too quickly".

I don't even have a vagina.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you don't knead a vagina to feel pain

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Poison Mushroom posted:

"Is this square a square?"

"No, it is a rectangle."

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
yeah that's a really weird thing to say

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
Ironically unlike sandwiches I have strongly held beliefs about pies. If you haven't encased the filling entirely gtfo. Putting a pastry lid on some stew doesn't cut it with me. I will allow mash-topped pies to be called pies but they aren't really proper ones either.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

EccoRaven posted:

yeah that's a really weird thing to say
I just felt like it was something that needed clarifying, before people took my posts as an indication that I have a gaping stab wound that remembers it's supposed to bleed once a month.

On a related note, to everyone who has a gaping stab wound that remembers it's supposed to bleed once a month: I'm sorry.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

EXAKT Science posted:

What is a bread?

A miserable pile of yeastlets

did u know:
what is a man a miserable pile of secrets is an actual quote from a french thinker

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
you should try getting more sleep pmush! I know it's hard with a headache but you gotta try.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Is a Death Miller a sandwich?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Puntification posted:

Ironically unlike sandwiches I have strongly held beliefs about pies. If you haven't encased the filling entirely gtfo. Putting a pastry lid on some stew doesn't cut it with me. I will allow mash-topped pies to be called pies but they aren't really proper ones either.

What about a Key Lime Pie? What about Bavarian Creme Pie? What about Pumpkin Pie? What about Pecan Pie? What about a apple/cherry pie that uses a crisscross top?

Your beliefs about pies are wrong.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I hate this thread.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Kashuno posted:

I hate this bread.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Quote this post and

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

merk posted:

Quote this post and

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

merk posted:

Quote this post and

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

What about a Key Lime Pie? What about Bavarian Creme Pie? What about Pumpkin Pie? What about Pecan Pie? What about a apple/cherry pie that uses a crisscross top?

Your beliefs about pies are wrong.

If you are calling open top deserts a pie you are mislabeling a tart and lattice work is close enough to fully enclosed for my liking to qualify as true pie.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Cheesecake is a pie, not a cake.

EccoRaven posted:

you should try getting more sleep pmush! I know it's hard with a headache but you gotta try.
I should also try living somewhere that I don't have a 55 year old woman trying to dictate when I can and can't go to bed.

It's like living with my mother, except my mother wouldn't charge me $600 a month for a single room with spotty internet.

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

merk posted:

Is a Death Miller a sandwich?

Speaking of, every time I see the name of the firm you're working at I get a little thirsty.

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Poison Mushroom posted:

Cheesecake is a pie, not a cake.

I should also try living somewhere that I don't have a 55 year old woman trying to dictate when I can and can't go to bed.

It's like living with my mother, except my mother wouldn't charge me $600 a month for a single room with spotty internet.

Consume her essence pmush

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