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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Reminds me of these videos :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcv9nTDoPkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1sj30XNObM

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



13Pandora13 posted:

Oh please god yes and then cast Idris Elba as the Bond "girl."

If they had the balls to do both those things, they wouldn't be making James Bond movies. Nice to dream though, and I would be there opening night.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Anosmoman posted:

Pretty sure Jane Bond should be like 50-60 and bang 20-30 year olds :colbert: It's 2015 so it's ok if the Bond boys shoot some people as long as they also show off their tight abs.

Agreed. And they always have to be lightly oiled and wear revealing clothing. But all of them need a sad backstory to show that they're more than just a pretty set of abs.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Maybe he could be a nuclear physicist.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Cracked (yeah, yeah) reminded me today that this was a thing that happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzWmDIY9Zk

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Make sure you unmute for this one: https://vine.co/v/edzwqgzjPXQ

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012

Fake.

badass as that would have been...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

speshl guy posted:

Fake.

badass as that would have been...

Of course the snake is fake. The cool part is she didn't freak out and just grabbed it.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Scarf posted:

Not able to catch up completely on the thread since the holidays, has anyone posted this Pennsylvania redneck getting fired for being an overt racist?

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/201...s-swift-justice

That's no Pennsylvania accent I've ever heard.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Snapchat A Titty posted:

If they had the balls to do both those things, they wouldn't be making James Bond movies. Nice to dream though, and I would be there opening night.

I'd pay to see the next bond make out with Idris Elba, why not?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

A new development in the affluenza fuckwit case

quote:

Authorities in Mexico say a phone call to Domino's Pizza helped them find a teen fugitive who's known for using an "affluenza" defense.

Ethan Couch, now 18, was placed on probation in Texas after a deadly drunken driving wreck. He fled the U.S. with his mother as authorities began investigating whether he violated terms of his sentence.

According to a police report issued by the Jalisco state prosecutors' office, the Couches used one of their phones to order pizza for a room at a condominium in the beach resort city of Puerto Vallarta. A U.S. Marshals Service agent tipped authorities in Mexico about the location of the phone on Monday.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Staryberry posted:

Make sure you unmute for this one: https://vine.co/v/edzwqgzjPXQ

Jesus loving Christ, the volume is like twice as high as anything that played on my computer today. And there is not mute or other controls for it. What the gently caress

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Just because you have a ton of money doesn't mean you are smart

Edit: oops, meant in response to the affluenza fuckwit

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I loves this because you know Dad's lights went out for a second.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nitrox posted:

Jesus loving Christ, the volume is like twice as high as anything that played on my computer today. And there is not mute or other controls for it. What the gently caress

That's vine for you. Taking everything you knew about Internet audio and loving it in the ear

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Data Graham posted:

That's vine for you. Taking everything you knew about Internet audio and loving it in the ear

It's like they learned nothing from the midi files on late-90's Angelfire sites.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Thump! posted:

It's like they learned nothing from the midi files on late-90's Angelfire sites.

Plenty of people making popular vines today weren't even alive when getting blasted by midis on Angelfire and Geocities was a thing. New generation gotta learn the same lessons we did all over again.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Chromatic posted:

I loves this because you know Dad's lights went out for a second.



I remember that clip from when it was first shown on You've Been Framed. :corsair:

JamesieAB
Nov 5, 2005
Affluenza teen's Mom arrives in the U.S. after Mexico deports her



quote:

Tonya Couch arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on a flight from Mexico in the custody of the U.S. Marshals Service and was taken in handcuffs through the terminal to an unmarked Dodge Charger early Thursday morning. She was wearing blue street clothes and looked away from cameras as she walked, flanked by two marshals.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

When I first saw a tweet about this with the bottom picture, I thought Carrot Top got arrested.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Donald Trump was right!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Gonna have to go back to the pet store and buy a new one for $2.

pairofdimes
May 20, 2001

blehhh

Nitrox posted:

Jesus loving Christ, the volume is like twice as high as anything that played on my computer today. And there is not mute or other controls for it. What the gently caress

They probably assume everyone watching is on a phone and just uses their phone controls for it. Vine/Instagram/Twitter video players seem like the laziest design possible.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

No no, not that kind of hamster ball

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Holy poo poo I'm dying.
https://vine.co/v/iWH5jj9MtAI

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




She should grab spare tickets to Moscow. :laffo:

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Nitrox posted:

Could someone please explain this? Google brings ALOT of info, links I'd rather not click at all
We Hunted The Mammoth is a non-horrible place with a RoK tag and the finest in MRA schadenfreude for your reading pleasure: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/return-of-kings/

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




:stonklol:

I guess she needs to just shave it off now, gently caress...

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

Runcible Cat posted:

We Hunted The Mammoth is a non-horrible place with a RoK tag and the finest in MRA schadenfreude for your reading pleasure: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/return-of-kings/

holy poo poo, that would be very funny if it wasn't full of so much actual real murder

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Thump! posted:

:stonklol:

I guess she needs to just shave it off now, gently caress...

Or become a backup singer for Die Antwoord

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


Runcible Cat posted:

We Hunted The Mammoth is a non-horrible place with a RoK tag and the finest in MRA schadenfreude for your reading pleasure: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/return-of-kings/

Mods, change my name to Dickless Queequeg tia

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Runcible Cat posted:

We Hunted The Mammoth is a non-horrible place with a RoK tag and the finest in MRA schadenfreude for your reading pleasure: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/return-of-kings/
Thank You!

quote:

The repulsive pickup guru and wannabe philosopher of “neomasculinity” Roosh Valizadeh has long made it clear that he has a problem with women making decisions about their own lives, whether that decision is picking a college major — or saying “no” to sex with him.

In one notorious post, he explained to his readers that, as he sees it, a woman’s “no” pretty much never means “no.” Only if she uses the magic word “stop” does he stop. But he doesn’t think she really has a right to use that word, because, in his mind, once a woman “gives” him an erection, she owes it to him to finish the job.

“A man’s nut is sacred,” he wrote, “and for her to impede that should be criminal. I’m serious.”

Given all this, it perhaps should not come as a shock to hear that Roosh thinks women should have their right to make decisions taken away from them altogether, not just when he’s trying to get his “nut.”

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


This one makes me smile. He's trying to stop his buddy jumping out the window

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Testekill posted:

This one makes me smile. He's trying to stop his buddy jumping out the window
Yeah, it's very cool and scootyfreude is on person finding scootyfreude here.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Why you shouldn't get a chiropractic adjustment in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKhnnrBrRZw

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Bloody Cat Farm posted:

When I first saw a tweet about this with the bottom picture, I thought Carrot Top got arrested.

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Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Perfect!

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