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Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Idiots on Imgur: We beat up nerds in the school meter
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Dec 31, 2015 09:45
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kazil posted:Oh we have schools. And school yards where you nerds get beat up. Whoa careful, you might be talking to a head boy right now. You watch your tone or you'll never make prefect and then which of the third years will ever make your toast just so?
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Dec 31, 2015 09:49
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kazil posted:Oh we have schools. And school yards where you nerds get beat up.  Nice.
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Dec 31, 2015 11:39
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Through some kind of racist magic, this image has made it to the front page again http://imgur.com/gallery/GakldZP
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Dec 31, 2015 15:37
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Dec 31, 2015 16:40
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This conjures up so many feelings.
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Dec 31, 2015 16:52
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For a bit of backstory, an imgur user left her account open where her husband found it and decided to play a joke on her. He posts an embarrassing picture of her and their son asleep on the couch. Harmless enough. She then finds it on the front page and then proceeds to make a post in response to it, replete with reaction gifs to go with every goddamn sentence. What fucks my mind is that she's mortified over the whole thing BUT! quote:Then he tells me it got more that 400 points.
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Dec 31, 2015 17:06
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I like how, despite being the protagonist here, the black guy still has the racist dialect
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Dec 31, 2015 17:13
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kinmik posted:For a bit of backstory, an imgur user left her account open where her husband found it and decided to play a joke on her. He posts an embarrassing picture of her and their son asleep on the couch. Harmless enough. That is a funny picture though.
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Dec 31, 2015 17:23
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Nostradingus posted:I like how, despite being the protagonist here, the black guy still has the racist dialect Knowing Imgur, I'm 99% sure they're both supposed to be the bad guy.
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Dec 31, 2015 17:33
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No imgur hates the tumblr stereotype just as much as they hate blacks.
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Dec 31, 2015 20:18
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I'm pretty sure the point of that comic was to shove that word in as many times as possible. They added a layer of 'lol tumblr' for a bunch of automatic internet points. I can almost imagine the glee this rear end in a top hat felt while drawing a woman getting punched in the face. Poor Miserable Gurgi has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Dec 31, 2015 |
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Dec 31, 2015 20:30
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There's been a few other comics from that "artist" posted on imgur and they are all really racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.
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Dec 31, 2015 21:04
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kazil posted:There's been a few other comics from that "artist" posted on imgur and they are all really racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Isn't he the fellow what did the triggered lady comic? Looks a lot like it.
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Dec 31, 2015 23:10
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imgur hates tumblr yet they keep posting tumblr funny posts
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Jan 1, 2016 21:32
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The secret to staying happily married is trust, so I never hang out with another woman alone and she never hangs out with another man alone.Because, you know, we trust each other http://imgur.com/gallery/74Xsy
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Jan 1, 2016 22:25
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The key to maintaining trust is never doing anything that would require it. Easy! I guess you're completely hosed if you happen to be bi. Can't hang out with anyone ever again unless your spouse is there too.
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Jan 1, 2016 22:46
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GWBBQ posted:The secret to staying happily married is trust, so I never hang out with another woman alone and she never hangs out with another man alone.Because, you know, we trust each other quote:I will never hang out with another woman alone and she will never hang out with a man alone (the exception to the rule is family or work situations that you can’t get out of.) By having this rule we never put ourselves into a situation where the truth could be taken as a lie. quote:talk about how you are really looking forward to the next Star Wars because you dislike traitors quote:My wife began talking to another male friend of hers. Granted, at no point did they ever meet face to face, this gentleman was behind a monitor just like she was. But it really irritated me. This went on for 6 months…until one day.. I snapped. I broke some dishes while washing them and she asked me if I was ok… I said no very firmly and we began to argue quote:I always ensure that I spend time with my wife and put her needs ahead of my own or even my children. Edit: in the comments quote:As do we, but we hang out with them together, or in a group, I won't meet a female friend of mine at a bar one-on-one, Nor would I go to her house myself with no one else there. (2/2) Mans has a new favorite as of 23:00 on Jan 1, 2016 |
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Jan 1, 2016 22:48
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Yes a good example to follow. How can you be that blind?
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Jan 1, 2016 22:52
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Fathis Munk posted:Yes a good example to follow. How can you be that blind? Because they will not see.
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Jan 2, 2016 01:19
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Mans posted:imgur hates tumblr yet they keep posting tumblr funny posts They have the same general audience, it's just that neither side wants to admit it. Tumblr is way better at not making that obvious, though.
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Jan 2, 2016 07:19
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Cleretic posted:They have the same general audience, it's just that neither side wants to admit it. I've never seen anyone on tumblr even so much as say the word imgur. Since tumblr can host it's own images, there's no need for them to ever go to imgur.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:33
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that dude literally jerks off to pictures of his own wife
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Jan 2, 2016 09:03
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Oh but he also has amazing sex 5 times a week, would you believe it? He's one of them cool sexhavers.
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Jan 2, 2016 09:53
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I couldn't imagine having a mindset of "I better not hang out with my friend in case I accidentally gently caress them!" It actually surprises me they willingly have opposite-sex friendships at all, if everyone is just a new lay waiting to happen so they have to be avoided.
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Jan 2, 2016 12:05
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Cat tax is loving retarded. Also everything else in that post. e: Sex: the hunka-chunka old bean factory has a new favorite as of 12:23 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 12:20
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I like cat tax. It's basically saying "I've posted a bunch of poo poo that is irrelevant to this site, here's a picture of a cat so it somewhat makes sense I posted here." It's even better when the cat picture is clickbait.
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Jan 2, 2016 14:29
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oh look there's a follow up! http://imgur.com/gallery/WHwQF His wife doesn't (or isn't allowed?  ) to work, she needs to beg him or money, he of course loves his vidja gaems and needs to have the latest and best gaming consoles.quote:Long story short, a rumor went around that I slept with a female coworker because we were seen at the local E-club having a beer after work and we were seen leaving together. What people didn’t know is that my wife picked me up from the E-club and had a short chat with my coworker before we went home; and did I mention that my coworker enjoys the company of women? This was during a time when my ‘company’ didn’t allow people to be openly gay, so she never came out about it. So, my wife and I decided to quell any and all rumors that may arise by instilling this rule of ours. I understand that some will still see flaw to this, but it’s what we do. I really hope there's a part 3
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Jan 2, 2016 17:12
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Not allowed to be gay, huh? Putting this whole bullshit in the context of Iran makes a lot more sense.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:05
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what the gently caress is an "e-club"
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Jan 2, 2016 18:05
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Also is it just me or is "enjoys the company of women" the creepiest way to say somebody's gay
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Jan 2, 2016 18:07
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It's not just you.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:08
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quadrophrenic posted:Also is it just me or is "enjoys the company of women" the creepiest way to say somebody's gay Not sure what you're getting at. walrusman posted:It's not just you. I'm lost, on the other hand though.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:09
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It's kind of a winky euphemism for something that doesn't need one. Along with everything else, it gives the guy a creepy uncle vibe.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:13
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walrusman posted:It's kind of a winky euphemism for something that doesn't need one. Along with everything else, it gives the guy a creepy uncle vibe. Fair enough.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:19
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you guys want money tips? easy! http://imgur.com/gallery/F5Wbb 1-have a thousand dollars in reserve 2-pay off all debt 3-three to six months worth of wages in your bank account 4-get enough money for a retirement and a college fund 5-pay off your house If i had all that monye i wouldn't be needing money advise.
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Jan 2, 2016 20:25
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walrusman posted:Not allowed to be gay, huh? Putting this whole bullshit in the context of Iran makes a lot more sense. You do realize that you can still be fired for being gay here in the US, right? There is no federal protection, and some, if not most, states still do not protect it. I had a supervisor in his late 40s, a man with a fairly long and successful career, who was terrified to admit it because he had been fired for it before, and another manager who was completely open... except when it came to work, since it would get her fired from a place where she had all of the leverage in the world.
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Jan 3, 2016 05:22
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Mans posted:you guys want money tips? easy! Debt tips? Just pay everthing off immediately. Problem solved.
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Jan 3, 2016 06:43
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quadrophrenic posted:what the gently caress is an "e-club"
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Jan 3, 2016 11:03
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Mans posted:you guys want money tips? easy! 1. Write down all your bills. 2. Write down your monthly pay. 3. Subtract your bills from your monthly pay. If the amount of negative, look again at your bills and see if to can cut back on anything. 4. Realise you haven't taken into account that you need to eat. 5. Realise you can't really cut back on anything, you just don't earn enough, but there are no jobs around and the chance of a promotion is zero. 6. Kill yourself.
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Jan 3, 2016 11:31
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