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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Top City Homo posted:

once you elect a person like trump say goodbye to civilization because the people doing the electing will reveal themselves as idiot savages

that's when CHINA figures out that we are a titanic and start to take over the Pacific

lol like they didn't reveal themselves as idiot savages before that, look at the poo poo that was going on in America just 40-50 years ago

there is no inherent worth or dignitiy in the office of the presidency of the united states. Trump isn't soiling it, it's a throne of poo poo already.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Top City Homo posted:

having a narcissistic conman as president goes against the way we elect people

you know how you say "if you pass the salt that would be really great!" instead of "pass the salt" or "please pass the salt" when having dinner with a close friend? One is nice and friendly and the other is too rude and the third is too formal

well the same thing with presidents

we know that many of them are drunks, assholes, idiots, philanderers, murderers, crooks, liars and thieves but they are slick enough to pretend otherwise

trump doesn't pretend. he is a narcissistic race baiting conman blatantly pandering to the worst qualities of people and playing up on our basest retarded animal impulses

he doesn't care for the truth or for the future or for anything except himself, his ego and the attention it gets and he doesn't use the language we need to pretend that we are civilized society that has noble ideals instead of a decaying civilization built by sociopaths on the backs of the poor.

trump is throwing away that respectable veneer and making being a piece of poo poo popular

that's the rubicon

that poo poo does not fly

once you elect a person like trump say goodbye to civilization because the people doing the electing will reveal themselves as idiot savages

that's when CHINA figures out that we are a titanic and start to take over the Pacific

cheers

folks literally said the same things about Andrew Jackson, except replace CHINA with THE IRISH/THE BLACKS/ENGLAND/SPAIN/MEXICO/FRANCE/HESSIANS/CATHOLICS

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
"Once you grant the franchise to white men without land nor property, that's it! You've crossed the Rubicon! Our Republican experiment will be dead; the rabble will only elect populist demagogues who will take your slaves away from you!"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

somebody's been listening to their george carlin :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0twWuMAUqrQ

carlin was right about everything

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Saurus posted:

lol like they didn't reveal themselves as idiot savages before that, look at the poo poo that was going on in America just 40-50 years ago

there is no inherent worth or dignitiy in the office of the presidency of the united states. Trump isn't soiling it, it's a throne of poo poo already.

but if we don't pretend that its good it will give the person on top the go ahead to take a wet loud poo poo all over us instead of silent farting

we need the silent farts to bind us as a nation

and some of that good bullshit

but its gotta be quiet poo poo

a stealth poo poo

it can never be live on television with the president making GBS threads in a mexican's mouth and the people voting on the consistency of the poo poo

thats the thin wedge

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

The Saurus posted:

Actually i'm a legal immigrant conditional permanent resident, lol

I hope you're next against the wall

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

My Imaginary GF posted:

folks literally said the same things about Andrew Jackson, except replace CHINA with THE IRISH/THE BLACKS/ENGLAND/SPAIN/MEXICO/FRANCE/HESSIANS/CATHOLICS

they were right

if it wasn't for jackson we would have really scorched earth the south the way they deserve it

kicked out all the confederates to brazil and mandated the negoes to marry only white women so we wouldn't have to deal with the scourge of the south

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

My Imaginary GF posted:

"Once you grant the franchise to white men without land nor property, that's it! You've crossed the Rubicon! Our Republican experiment will be dead; the rabble will only elect populist demagogues who will take your slaves away from you!"

:lol:

that doesn't work if it's an actual demagogue trying to take away literal slaves (illegal immigrants)

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
if we had firebombed the south then, we would not have fine kentucky bourbon to dull the hysteria of a trump presidency now

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Top City Homo posted:

they were right

if it wasn't for jackson we would have really scorched earth the south the way they deserve it

kicked out all the confederates to brazil and mandated the negoes to marry only white women so we wouldn't have to deal with the scourge of the south

Jackson was the first President to march on Georgia, :milk:

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Phobophilia posted:

I hope you're next against the wall

Love Thy Neighbor Unless They Vote For That rear end in a top hat

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

My Imaginary GF posted:

Jackson was the first President to march on Georgia, :milk:


i got my whitebread presidents all mixed up

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

if we had firebombed the south then, we would not have fine kentucky bourbon to dull the hysteria of a trump presidency now

Thom Hartmann's always saying how we should have either let the south secede or finished reconstruction instead of half-assing it, because as of now the southern states drag the rest of the u.s. down in factors like crime and education, plus they always vote for the worst candidates.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Jewel Repetition posted:

Thom Hartmann's always saying how we should have either let the south secede or finished reconstruction instead of half-assing it, because as of now the southern states drag the rest of the u.s. down in factors like crime and education, plus they always vote for the worst candidates.

A couple centuries of resentment and anger at the government paired with the rest of the countries "aww lookit the poor dumb heehaw men" attitude will do that

You can definitely feel desperation round these parts, and even though they are generally nice enough there is an ever-growing paranoia in the populace over anything outside the county lines

bless their hearts

if you want to see some down-home country suffering look up the movie Oxyana

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Top City Homo posted:

that's when CHINA figures out that we are a titanic and start to take over the Pacific

cheers

why would they do that for no gain when they can just keep quietly taking over Africa?

if America had treated the post-war South like it treated post-war Germany and Japan, America would already have colonies on the moon and maybe even PARTIAL COMMUNISM

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

A couple centuries of resentment and anger at the government paired with the rest of the countries "aww lookit the poor dumb heehaw men" attitude will do that

You can definitely feel desperation round these parts, and even though they are generally nice enough there is an ever-growing paranoia in the populace over anything outside the county lines

bless their hearts

if you want to see some down-home country suffering look up the movie Oxyana


when people get hit by a car and get pumped full of morphine for 30 days they don't come out fiending for morphine

the pain of being considered throw away trash by society leads to drugs

drugs are rarely addictive unless they are replacing mental anguish

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jewel Repetition posted:

Thom Hartmann's always saying how we should have either let the south secede or finished reconstruction instead of half-assing it, because as of now the southern states drag the rest of the u.s. down in factors like crime and education, plus they always vote for the worst candidates.

yeah, American history would've gone a lot differently if the yankees had hanged the aristocrats after they won, and if a few yankee policy-makers other than Grant had actually cared about making the results of the Civil War stick

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Top City Homo posted:

i got my whitebread presidents all mixed up

Johnson was the safe moderate choice lol

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im sorry my brain kind of threw a rod after that guy said that he was so used to boris johnson that he might as well vote for trump. but i guess im kind of lmaoing at some limey coming over here to vote for playmobil father coughlin.

paranoid randroid has issued a correction as of 17:40 on Dec 31, 2015

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

in grants memoirs, after his presidency, he said immediately emancipating the blacks had been a mistake. northern Republicans in general were happy to wash their hands of their black allies in the south. there was a lot less interest in making some kind of revolutionary change then than might be convenient for us in retrospect, northern whites were far more interested in rapprochement with southern whites

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

oystertoadfish posted:

in grants memoirs, after his presidency, he said immediately emancipating the blacks had been a mistake. northern Republicans in general were happy to wash their hands of their black allies in the south. there was a lot less interest in making some kind of revolutionary change then than might be convenient for us in retrospect, northern whites were far more interested in rapprochement with southern whites

settlers.pdf

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

oystertoadfish posted:

in grants memoirs, after his presidency, he said immediately emancipating the blacks had been a mistake. northern Republicans in general were happy to wash their hands of their black allies in the south. there was a lot less interest in making some kind of revolutionary change then than might be convenient for us in retrospect, northern whites were far more interested in rapprochement with southern whites

Radical republicans wanted to wash in the blood of the slaving aristocrats and confederates and hang the generals.

but they never got it to stick

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
should have definitely hung nathan bedford forrest at least, on account of him being a war criminal

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

Radical republicans wanted to wash in the blood of the slaving aristocrats and confederates and hang the generals.

but they never got it to stick

You also had a pro south president after Lincoln got knocked off by Booth and the the abolitionist faction ended up rapidly losing power after the civil war.

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

The Saurus posted:

Can't be worse than Shillary.

If Bernie Slanders loses the primary I'll campaign for trump and order my wife to vote for trump.

oh god what am i going to do if neither trump or sanders win the primaries.. wait nevermind, unstumpable :slick:

It's a dilemma, I'm in exactly the same boat.

Love,
Vitalis

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
Can't wait till america is bankrupted in order to make it great again like has with his casinos. He had to make deals with banks and his father helped bail him out.

Also don't forget he was once fooled by a Gorbachev look-a-like https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1955&dat=19881207&id=vfohAAAAIBAJ&sjid=eqMFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3299%2C7767823&hl=en

And once got owned by an 11 year old inner city kid asking why he was giving them Nike sneakers instead of scholarships if hard work and education was so important https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1356&dat=19970421&id=yMlNAAAAIBAJ&sjid=ng4EAAAAIBAJ&pg=6696%2C3498436&hl=en

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

GodFish
Oct 10, 2012

We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret. We exist in shadow.

And we dress in black.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
If we had let secession happen we'd be a Scandinavian-style paradise now, true or false?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





JHVH-1 posted:

Can't wait till america is bankrupted in order to make it great again like has with his casinos. He had to make deals with banks and his father helped bail him out.

Also don't forget he was once fooled by a Gorbachev look-a-like https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1955&dat=19881207&id=vfohAAAAIBAJ&sjid=eqMFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3299%2C7767823&hl=en

And once got owned by an 11 year old inner city kid asking why he was giving them Nike sneakers instead of scholarships if hard work and education was so important https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1356&dat=19970421&id=yMlNAAAAIBAJ&sjid=ng4EAAAAIBAJ&pg=6696%2C3498436&hl=en

I didn't know Google lets you search newspaper archives? Holy wow.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Huckabee going in for the kill and even Santorum is saying "Woah, poo poo man, I didn't mean literally!"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

You also had a pro south president after Lincoln got knocked off by Booth and the the abolitionist faction ended up rapidly losing power after the civil war.

another powerful self own by a proto teabagger using terminology diametrically opposed with his actions

"sic semper tyrannis" stutters the effete prancing tryhard

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The Saurus posted:

lol like they didn't reveal themselves as idiot savages before that, look at the poo poo that was going on in America just 40-50 years ago

there is no inherent worth or dignitiy in the office of the presidency of the united states. Trump isn't soiling it, it's a throne of poo poo already.

I think you underestimate the extent to which things can get much, much worse.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition posted:

If we had let secession happen we'd be a Scandinavian-style paradise now, true or false?

we should have never seceded from the UK

fun tunnel
Feb 16, 2007

that boys so lovely

Top City Homo posted:

if it wasn't for jackson

i cant imagine anything more unamerican then disliking andrew jackson

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Stonewall son

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Top City Homo posted:

we should have never seceded from the UK

We should bill Canada for the return of Royalist property, with interest.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
even our teeth are now worse than the english

will trump fix our teeth?

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Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


he'll fix his opponents teeth with a knuckle sandwich, maybe

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