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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
kids these days, when I was a toddler I had a commodore 64 and I liked it

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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Renegret posted:

Is it too late to add my nomination for worst humblebrags of 2015?

PSL please do the needful

Just catching up, but yes.

Everyone please nominate more things. I'm extending the deadline through the end of the weekend. Here's what we have so far:

pig slut lisa posted:

Nominations as of 12/30

Biggest BFC trainwreck thread
Blue Story First nominated by: Haifisch
Houseboats! First nominated by: Duckman2008

Funniest Redditor
Souvenir Checks First nominated by: Horking Delight
Insurance Fraud Foiled by Dashcam First nominated by: Mojo Threepwood

Worst mainstream media article
If You Have Savings In Your 20s, You’re Doing Something Wrong First nominated by: Not a Children

Worst social media/crowdfunding/personal anecdote
$30,000 on Star Citizen First nominated by: Mojo Threepwood
Help! My short position got crushed, and now I owe E-Trade $106,445.56! First nominated by: Tyro

Worst BWM from elsewhere on SA
Blue Story First nominated by: SiGmA_X

Best derail
Horse Chat First nominated by: Giant Isopod

Most eyerolling humblebrag
KingFisher paid off student loans early, says it's BWM because it's dropping off the credit report :rolleye: First nominated by: Renegret

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

pig slut lisa posted:

Just catching up, but yes.

Everyone please nominate more things. I'm extending the deadline through the end of the weekend. Here's what we have so far:

I'm bad at bookmarking stuff I read/come across :smith:

Blue Story is going to run away with the BFC award but I don't see how you guys read that thread as anything other than an elaborate troll, houseboat goon on the other hand is earnestly forging ahead in good faith.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Pompous Rhombus posted:

I'm bad at bookmarking stuff I read/come across :smith:

Try looking at your post history in this thread and seeing what you reacted to in 2015 :eng101:

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Dec 31, 2015

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

pig slut lisa posted:

Try looking at your post history in this thread and seeing what you reacted to in 2015 :eng101:

That is a good idea! I use it all the time elsewhere too :negative:

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

Nail Rat posted:

I agree that's BWM, but just because it's an XBox One. He'll be wanting a PS4 instead within a year and a half, tops.

Yeah, this was me when my parents got me an Atari 7800.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Yesterday my friend told me that a couple weeks ago her sister's husband backed his new truck into a pole and destroyed one of his rear light fixtures. Yes, it is equipped with a back-up camera that she said he was using when he hit the pole. And yes, her sister apparently also said that they haven't replaced it yet because "it's too expensive right now."

I guess that's one way to get the BWM train rolling again. It being a 2016 probably means that a replacement fixture is going to be pretty expensive, too.

Adventures in truck equity :allears:

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
BWM - My SIL/BIL are building a new house in the boonies after barely being able to afford their old house and depending on the family to help feed the kids. House that is being built is by a pretty meh home builder and its being built to absolute minimum code. But this isn't even about the house. The "driveway" is pretty swampy and terrible. Dips down into a creek. They had the people who did the foundation gravel and grade the driveway. The same guys who dug the septic wrong. And had to be yelled at by the home builder. So the PNW has been getting rain like mad the last few weeks. Over christmas I learned that their driveway washed out and all work on the home has been stopped. They are being told to hire a much better company to regrade the driveway again.

So they're probably going to end up paying twice as much as they should have because they cheaped out and didn't hire the recommended people in the first place. And the house building is being delayed and i'm pretty sure my inlaws are going to start murdering grandchildren soon since they are all living together.

Don't cheap out on the basics for your house people. You can cheap out on finishes and replace them later. You sure as gently caress can't fix your septic or driveway that easily.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

Tigntink posted:

BWM - My SIL/BIL are building a new house in the boonies after barely being able to afford their old house and depending on the family to help feed the kids. House that is being built is by a pretty meh home builder and its being built to absolute minimum code. But this isn't even about the house. The "driveway" is pretty swampy and terrible. Dips down into a creek. They had the people who did the foundation gravel and grade the driveway. The same guys who dug the septic wrong. And had to be yelled at by the home builder. So the PNW has been getting rain like mad the last few weeks. Over christmas I learned that their driveway washed out and all work on the home has been stopped. They are being told to hire a much better company to regrade the driveway again.

So they're probably going to end up paying twice as much as they should have because they cheaped out and didn't hire the recommended people in the first place. And the house building is being delayed and i'm pretty sure my inlaws are going to start murdering grandchildren soon since they are all living together.

Don't cheap out on the basics for your house people. You can cheap out on finishes and replace them later. You sure as gently caress can't fix your septic or driveway that easily.

How do you get financing to build a house while being house poor?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

How do you get financing to build a house while being house poor?

Family.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
VA loan

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Misrepresenting income.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Built by Groverhaus Co.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Borrowing against her horse.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


This is far from most ruinous BWM story this thread has seen, but it's a unique example of how the chance of a huge windfall can skew the decision-making process of an otherwise sound individual. I present: Aunt's Turtle Scheme

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

pig slut lisa posted:

This is far from most ruinous BWM story this thread has seen, but it's a unique example of how the chance of a huge windfall can skew the decision-making process of an otherwise sound individual. I present: Aunt's Turtle Scheme

This is just... what?! Oh my god. :psyduck:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

pig slut lisa posted:

Just catching up, but yes.

Everyone please nominate more things. I'm extending the deadline through the end of the weekend. Here's what we have so far:

That blue story thing is goddamn infuriating. Mind-boggling idiocy. "I'd rather spend a fuckton on cc interest because I'm carrying a balance than just paying it off and saving on those interest charges because??????" "LOL bt dubs I'm adding 1,000 in art budgeting for this month as an extra line item and only wound up spending $400! Go me!"

e: And she's an accountant of all loving things :psyduck:

Noyemi K fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jan 1, 2016

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

pig slut lisa posted:

This is far from most ruinous BWM story this thread has seen, but it's a unique example of how the chance of a huge windfall can skew the decision-making process of an otherwise sound individual. I present: Aunt's Turtle Scheme
I'm vaguely impressed that at no point over those few years did someone go "is an international turtle buyer going to want random turtles fed poo poo and kept in poo poo conditions?".

I know that's the point, but the length of time just makes it more absurd.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Noyemi K posted:

That blue story thing is goddamn infuriating. Mind-boggling idiocy. "I'd rather spend a fuckton on cc interest because I'm carrying a balance than just paying it off and saving on those interest charges because??????" "LOL bt dubs I'm adding 1,000 in art budgeting for this month as an extra line item and only wound up spending $400! Go me!"

e: And she's an accountant of all loving things :psyduck:

Also a troll.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Subjunctive posted:

Also a troll.

Why am I not relieved? :(

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

pig slut lisa posted:

This is far from most ruinous BWM story this thread has seen, but it's a unique example of how the chance of a huge windfall can skew the decision-making process of an otherwise sound individual. I present: Aunt's Turtle Scheme

Auntie Turtle-seed

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Blue Story isn't a troll. We know this because she posted a picture of 4 Kids in the Hall tshirts as proof of her husband's massive Star Wars collection, and because Detectivemonkey said so.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Troll or not, she's super pathetic and it makes me sad that she and her shitlord husband are going to breed.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Why do we think any of that is true? Like, why trust word one?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
She flipped her poo poo when I named her "froofy sandwich place" which was hella easy given context and I work in the same neighborhood.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Subjunctive posted:

Why do we think any of that is true? Like, why trust word one?

Even if nothing is true (which I really doubt), just the amount of effort for some attention is pretty fuckin' pitiful.

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008
Speaking of Blue Story, if she was Australian I would have sworn I just saw her at the shopping center, as I got out of a lift there was a couple with 2 young kids waiting. The husband was wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and in their trolley was 2 x Star Wars branded kids car seats (the kids were maybe 1 or 2, so they would have been in one for a while yet already), and a bunch of other Star Wars poo poo in the bottom of the trolley

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

NancyPants posted:

Even if nothing is true (which I really doubt), just the amount of effort for some attention is pretty fuckin' pitiful.

I guess, but she got a *lot* of attention.

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

Subjunctive posted:

I guess, but she got a *lot* of attention.

Compound interest on that attention equity.

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


This equuity might be good with money but bad with not being a quadriplegic:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3z8tn3/my_34m_gf_29f_of_8_yrs_is_senselessly_risking_her/

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
Holy poo poo that horse is the devil

edit: seriously she isnt going to break that horse, that horse is going to break her

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.
My partner linked me to this this morning.

Help me expose a company that scammed me out of thousands, and probably hundreds of others out of worse. posted:


I apologize for the GIF possibly being very large and thus loading slow. TL;DR -- After I won $17,000 this company very illegally and very visibly jacked my charts so that I would lose money. I lost $7000 because of it. The video shows it more clearly. I want to get this exposed. NON-TL;DRL: I joined Boss Capital around February of 2015. After losing a few deposits to learning how to actually trade, with only $40 left in my account, I took it all the way up to what was $17,000 (give or take a few hundred). I was still trading it and wanted to reach a little bit higher of a goal so that I could take it and work with it other places effectively. The day after I won one of my biggest trades, ($5100 in profit from a $6000 trade), I noticed that whenever I would click my buttons to choose if the market would go up or down, the price that I would enter in at would change DRASTICALLY. It was through further investigation (shown in the video I will link at the bottom) that it was only my account doing so. They refused to fix it and said they had no idea what was going on. AKA you made too much money and now we are going to make it so you can't make any more. Imgur, this is absolutely not okay and they shrugged me off because they didn't think that I had a voice. I absolutely want to prove them wrong. I know that this has absolutely nothing to do with you guys, but the more people that put pressure on these thieves, the quicker regulating agencies like the FCA can shut them down. To this day my account still does the same thing. If I log out, use another account that I make freshly, or anything other than being logged in to MY ACCOUNT, everything is fine. If you would like to e-mail them and help me get my money back + show these jackasses whats up: support@bosscapital.com and here is the FCA contact information. consumer.queries@fca.org.uk Here is my YouTube video if there is any question / doubt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66s93dqZAB4 FINAL WORDS: Thank you sincerely for any and all help. That $7000 could be used for a lot of things, and I don't believe it's right for a company that handles millions and millions of dollars to be illegally tampering with charts. TL;DR -- After I won $17,000 this company very illegally and very visibly jacked my charts so that I would lose money. I lost $7000 because of it. The video shows it more clearly. I want to get this exposed.

Apparently he was trading in something he didn't properly understand and lost.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

froglet posted:

My partner linked me to this this morning.


Apparently he was trading in something he didn't properly understand and lost.

That's because binary options are just a form of gambling. He is literally betting on FOREX fluctuations.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

froglet posted:

My partner linked me to this this morning.


Apparently he was trading in something he didn't properly understand and lost.

Haha saw that this evening, thought about posting here. Figured one of you guys would get it.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Anyone mind explaining what's actually going on?

I don't understand it either, but the difference between me and that guy is that I'm not throwing large sums of money at my computer.

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

Renegret posted:

Anyone mind explaining what's actually going on?

I don't understand it either, but the difference between me and that guy is that I'm not throwing large sums of money at my computer.

Surprisingly, people in the comments on his YouTube video explained it to him, but he refused to believe it. His broker has likely widened his spread because he's doing well or some promotional period is over.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Renegret posted:

Anyone mind explaining what's actually going on?

He's engaged in a form of investing that is little more than legal internet roulette. The Casino (aka his broker) is no longer offering him the most favourable terms for his bets and he's pissed about it.

Apparently his broker offers zero spreads to new account holders. They can bet that XYZ stock will end the day above or below a threshold of $X. If you pick the right direction, you win $85 on a $100 bet.
He is no longer being offered zero spread. If he wants to bet on XYZ stock, he has to pick above $X+Z or below $X-Z. If the sock finishes between $X+Z and $X-Z he loses no matter which direction he picked.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
In the comments is more insanity about the previous checkups and treatments:

quote:

We ran a complete blood count/chemistry profile. Checked her hormone levels as well. She is on regumate, quiessence and a B1 (nervous system) supplement. These things have made little to no difference.
...
so I had her mouth checked for impacted teeth, wolf teeth or mouth uclers. Nothing. It wouldn't explain why she's so violent on the ground, but I thought shark tooth spine could be a possible reason for her aggression under saddle. X-rays came back clear.
...
Call the chiropractor and masseuse, they check her out the next day (took almost two hours to get her to stand still long enough for them to do a thorough exam). Nothing.
This is for a horse! How do you even massage a loving 1400 pound horse...

Holy poo poo I hope they listen to advice. The top poster is right, therapy for her and 1 year alone in the pastures for the horse.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Suspicious Lump posted:

How do you even massage a loving 1400 pound horse...

However it likes.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Suspicious Lump posted:

In the comments is more insanity about the previous checkups and treatments:
This is for a horse! How do you even massage a loving 1400 pound horse...

Holy poo poo I hope they listen to advice. The top poster is right, therapy for her and 1 year alone in the pastures for the horse.

Horse masseuse is only the tip of the iceberg. My mother once spent thousands of dollars on a horse psychic. At least the masseuse touches the loving horse.

Wow do I hate horses

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