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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

mostlygray posted:

*projecting about food, fat, and birds*

Sorry you suck at cooking. You're the rear end in a top hat, not the poor birds.

Anyway.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 00:20

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RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

I didn't know Jontron was into anime.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 00:30

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Oh my god, this is from page like 33 or something but I think this is the same guy from the first youtube video I ever favorited. Hes SO oblivious to how awkward he actually is and I love it. He thinks hes like this incredibly interesting and funny guy but hes actually just this insufferable douche:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB58rq6viJI

I love that he got all dressed up just for this video (I hope he doesnt wear that suit daily at least) and set aside a can of red bull by his chair just for that badass intro.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:03

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

lol I like that he wants to be super edgy but he doesn't want to offend people... "because those little Ffff- Fff... don't say 'faggots'... rr... RETARDS..." Yeah bud, that's a good thought process.

The fact that he's so attached to his cell phone that he lets it interrupt his video several times is hella awkward

# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:17

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Space T Rex posted:

Oh my god, this is from page like 33 or something but I think this is the same guy from the first youtube video I ever favorited. Hes SO oblivious to how awkward he actually is and I love it. He thinks hes like this incredibly interesting and funny guy but hes actually just this insufferable douche:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB58rq6viJI

I love that he got all dressed up just for this video (I hope he doesnt wear that suit daily at least) and set aside a can of red bull by his chair just for that badass intro.

My favorite detail is how awkward it is so light his candle with a zippo.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:37

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

twistedmentat posted:

My favorite detail is how awkward it is so light his candle with a zippo.

I'm the G.I. Joe and Donnie Darko action figures in his Buddha shrine

# ? Jan 1, 2016 11:03

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Space T Rex posted:

Oh my god, this is from page like 33 or something but I think this is the same guy from the first youtube video I ever favorited. Hes SO oblivious to how awkward he actually is and I love it. He thinks hes like this incredibly interesting and funny guy but hes actually just this insufferable douche:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB58rq6viJI

I love that he got all dressed up just for this video (I hope he doesnt wear that suit daily at least) and set aside a can of red bull by his chair just for that badass intro.

While I'm not watching 23 minutes of that the bits that I did see cemented the fact that he belongs in this thread and nowhere else on Earth.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 11:12

well why not: Feb 10, 2009

Super uncomfortable seeing that room. I actually didn't mind his delivery, I can appreciate the enthusiasm ... until I saw it's 23 minutes. His speech patterns remind me of Ryan Reynolds, kinda?

edit: I skimmed through, there's water bottle cutting, a phone call and ... his tumblr:

http://coolincarnate.tumblr.com/

edit2: I watched a few of his videos (skipping mostly), dude isn't so bad. He's definitely a high-octane nerd, but there's something pretty likeable about him.

well why not has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Jan 1, 2016

# ? Jan 1, 2016 13:42

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Birb Katter posted:

While I'm not watching 23 minutes of that the bits that I did see cemented the fact that he belongs in this thread and nowhere else on Earth.

Oh wow, I didn't open the link before your post but you can skip to any random moment in that video and see him doing something insufferable.

First click - *cell phone beeps* "Hang on, that's my baby texting me".

# ? Jan 1, 2016 14:30

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Birb Katter posted:

While I'm not watching 23 minutes of that the bits that I did see cemented the fact that he belongs in this thread and nowhere else on Earth.

I rarely make it past 2 minutes myself. Once he fiercely crushes that red bull can in his bare hands, I'm pretty much done.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 16:44

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 18:24

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Male Tears posted:

They need to loose the armpit hair, but other than that: hott

# ? Jan 1, 2016 18:32

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Yeah besides the hairy pit I don't see what the problem is

# ? Jan 1, 2016 18:34

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

Male Tears posted:

Fr*ckin epic username post combo

# ? Jan 1, 2016 19:08

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Male Tears posted:

Considering his age, Eric Idle is looking surprisingly young, maybe from bathing in blood.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 19:18

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Male Tears posted:

Looks like Tim Buckley.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 19:44

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Male Tears posted:

If a woman doesn't want to shave her arm pits that's her choice, but nothing is forcing everyone else to think its attractive.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 20:07

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Slime posted:

Looks like Tim Buckley.

I thought it was Brianna Wu

# ? Jan 1, 2016 20:08

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

This person got her hair cut to resemble the Derpina rageface in 2015.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 20:29

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

I can't see the resemblance at all but the intent is probably the awkward part

# ? Jan 1, 2016 20:40

the_sea_hag: Oct 9, 2012; LOAF FANCIER

NotAnArtist posted:

I thought it was Brianna Wu

If it is her then she's looking a lot better. Or at least she looks much less gaunt.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 20:55

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

In the Divine documentary, they talk about how no human had enough forehead to do the makeup that Divine required. I found someone that does
http://i.imgur.com/nAFsVnS.jpg

# ? Jan 1, 2016 20:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

drat I need to watch that. Been awhile since I saw the queen of AUG. rip ( rest in poo )

# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:03

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Divine was too wonderful for this poo poo world

# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:09

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

LingcodKilla posted:

drat I need to watch that. Been awhile since I saw the queen of AUG. rip ( rest in poo )

It's fantastic. It really gets into people he knew and worked with, and just how much everyone loved him. Along with the obvious origins of the character, and the hopes that Divine had that he could transition into a great character actor. Which was completely possible.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Well.. He did get a role in hairspray.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:32

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Male Tears posted:

sorry she broke up with you

# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:46

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

twistedmentat posted:

In the Divine documentary, they talk about how no human had enough forehead to do the makeup that Divine required. I found someone that does

Motherfucker's got a fivehead. drat

# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:59

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Wanamingo posted:

They need to loose the armpit hair, but other than that: hott

Why the gently caress do so many guys give a poo poo about armpit hair?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:03

Jeherrin: Jun 7, 2012

Somfin posted:

Why the gently caress do so many guys give a poo poo about armpit hair?

Something something beauty standards

I also agree with you.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:03

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Somfin posted:

Why the gently caress do so many guys give a poo poo about armpit hair?

Hair is icky

Duh

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:11

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Somfin posted:

Why the gently caress do so many guys give a poo poo about armpit hair?

Because it doesn't look good in women. It's a beauty standard.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:38

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

body hair doesn't look good on anyone. shave every single piece of fur in your body that isn't your eyebrows and head hair.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Body hair gets stuck in my teeth. No good.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:45

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Why are you biting armpits

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:57

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

LingcodKilla posted:

Body hair gets stuck in my teeth. No good.

why are you kissing armpits

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:57

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Ehud posted:

why are you kissing armpits

Why aren't you?

# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:59

Toast Museum: Dec 3, 2005; 30% Iron Chef

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Why aren't you?

Too much hair :v:

# ? Jan 1, 2016 23:09

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Mans posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

27 seconds

Good grief those poor women with faces like that.

# ? Jan 2, 2016 00:48

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