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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Samizdata posted:

They're only going to have a box if the game actually comes out.

No, box design comes first. Game is literally the last thing developed.

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


when making a game, usually you do the art pass first. you only need to code core features in the months running up to release

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
Why are you guys lying. Core game play is obviously something you do after you've shipped the title. This way you can charge DLC prices for them.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


gently caress can someone link me to the other 5 SC threads.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Happy New Year to everyone! I brought fireworks and cats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W55b4BcCPM4

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Decrepus posted:

gently caress can someone link me to the other 5 SC threads.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3605127
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639730
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3735644
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3744337

the first thread is in the gas chamber somewhere i think

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
You guys are all being ridiculous.

Core gameplay is in your dreams. The art assets are done first to give your dreams inspiration.

God, get it together.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Reading those old threads is embarrassing, boy were we delusional

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

D_Smart posted:

gently caress. Karl's a scientist now?
Ironically, those claims are some of the strongest links between and Raess2014 and Matilda 2013. It's really odd that they're still claiming to be separate people.

Raess2014 posted:

Me myself studied biology and earned my doctorate degree in tumour and HIV/HCV research, was regulatory affairs manager, project manager and quality assurance manager in some small to SME companies and currently working as an auditor for medical devices which gives me deep insight in many development processes, how a company works incl. funidng, how management work and so on.
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/3002324/#Comment_3002324

Matilda2013 posted:

Like you can see on my profile I am an auditor currently working for the TÜV in Germany. My department is monitoring companies producing medical devices (including software) and also investigating if anything unusual is going on (consumer fraud, fakes, CE mark misuse and so on).
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3lj5nf/the_last_derek_smart_thread_well_ever_need/cv9mcjc

Matilda2013 posted:

As I said I work as an auditor but my journey began with studying sciences (PhD in biology field: immunology, virology, genetics and cell biology, second field physics). That is very important if it comes to my work as an auditor and how I evaluate data and to the casa DS vs. SC: Normally to analyse a (scientific) publication, a statement, contract or anything else written I copy it over to MSword and perform the following process: First I delete every filler sentence and every personal statement. Like: “I am Derek Smart”, or “this is all bullshit”. Then I mark all the data which is stated as a fact but without any proof or real strong evidence provided by the author. I also use a different colour for info that could be proofed if the corresponding source and raw data would be provided.
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3lj5nf/the_last_derek_smart_thread_well_ever_need/cv9mcoz

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Oh Karl, it's so cute when you pretend you're not Karl :allears:

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k

Justin Tyme posted:

Reading those old threads is embarrassing, boy were we delusional

I like to think I'm a better person then I was back then.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TTerrible posted:

There is no way any of this bullshit will pull > 50% on metacritic or when reviewed by any gaming website or print rag on the planet and it doesn't matter.

Every outlet that doesn't review Star Citizen is irrelevant. Every outlet that gives it less than 100% / GOTY / BDSSE is controlled by gamergate feminists and/or Derek Smart and the publisher Illuminati.

Citizens aren't going to just suddenly become rational when CIG shovels the the final turd out. They will defend it until everyone loses interest. They'll RP on the RSI forums and meet up for dogfights in AC until the servers get turned off.

Yup, pretty much

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Justin Tyme posted:

Reading those old threads is embarrassing, boy were we delusional

Yes. That's why when I got the SOS, I rose the occasion. You're all welcome.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

How much would it cost to get Derek and Karl on a Skype video call for a friendly debate?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Yes. He's a loving moron who thinks we need an FBI grade NLP to determine those are his alts. Heck, even Seraph wasn't this bad at hiding behind alts.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Google Butt posted:

How much would it cost to get Derek and Karl on a Skype video call for a friendly debate?

I would do it for free. Heck I took on that crazy wanker from Canada, Stu, in a live stream, and solidified the notion that White Knights were regarded morons.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

BMan posted:

Oh Karl, it's so cute when you pretend you're not Karl :allears:

Though to be frank, if I were Karl, no loving way would I admit it.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

D_Smart posted:

I would do it for free. Heck I took on that crazy wanker from Canada, Stu, in a live stream, and solidified the notion that White Knights were regarded morons.

Where you at Karl??

Lowtax please put this challenge in the title

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


You mean this bad boy?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3511398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Holy poo poo, that's a fun read to compare to right now.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

CrazyLoon posted:

Holy poo poo, that's a fun read to compare to right now.

DigitalMocking
Jun 8, 2010

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

AP posted:

I'm being pedantic but only a small subset of the early backers get it free, those who backed before 19/11/2012.

:toot: that would have been me!

Oh wait, I got a refund.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Someone please dissect these threads instead of the CGI forums.

Godmode Enabled
Jul 14, 2013

I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.

Everyone was so positive back then. :allears:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

BEER KNEW! Holy cow, he knew all along. :P

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

DarkSol posted:

Happy New Year to everyone! I brought fireworks and cats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W55b4BcCPM4

sparklers!

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
It would be cool to read the first SC thread

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I maintain that anyone who bought into this back then deserved it :colbert:

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

What is the term for being intensely embarrassed for someone else because they are too ignorant to see why they should be embarrassed?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sillybones posted:

What is the term for being intensely embarrassed for someone else because they are too ignorant to see why they should be embarrassed?
fremdschämen

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:


lol

redwalrus fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jan 2, 2016

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Clam down really loved the game

e: holy..

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Kakarot posted:

Clam down really loved the game

The presence of :lesnick: no doubt made him feel represented within it all.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I miss the old days when we had hope.

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Well, that's definite proof that Matilda is Karl, but drat, I'm really disappointed that he's giving my field such a bad name

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Wait, when did Octopode become Octopedo? I missed out.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

Lowtax posted:

I'm seriously contemplating banning anybody on the forums who believes in Star Citizen.

Do it. Then you all might choke on each other's dicks rather than talk to other people.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Chocobo posted:

Wait, when did Octopode become Octopedo? I missed out.

Didn't. Octopedo is a Seraph rereg.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Oh, well at least Seraph has stopped denying it. First comes acceptance, then comes going back in time and not raping a child.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

lol pick any random page. for example 612

quote:

Friday night I went to a special film festival we have here in the Pacific Northwest called HUMP! It's an amateur porn short film festival, and can be both cool, disturbing, and hilarious in equal helpings. Anyway, before the show started the already-drunk MC staggered onstage to explain the rules of the festival and to sell everyone shots of whisky. After that was out of the way, she yelled "Roll the buttholes!" to start the first film.

When she uttered those words, I have to admit that the first thought that popped into my head was an Idris spewing Greycat buggies and EVA'd goons into space like a big overstimulated space wang.

"Roll the buttholes!" Yes, roll them, roll them indeed (no homo)*.








* maybe a little homo.

that's healthy

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