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we're all retards especially me and chris roberts
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Hey Seraph, better use that bitcoin money to buy a Rolex or you'll lose AlphaGoon status.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:30
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Laserpig posted:I'm sorry, on Christmas Eve I had the privilege of playing poker in Manchester with a certain premier league football player, I commented on his watch and he gave it to me, turned out to be a £15,000 Everose gold yachtmaster Rolex, I'm going to sell it, but for now it's strapped firmly onto my wrist. Quite lucky. Did you gently caress a granny like Rooney too?
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Jan 2, 2016 08:31
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Make sure you have good faction standing with the merchant you sell it to.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:31
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jaegerx posted:Did you gently caress a granny like Rooney too? No.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:32
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i hosed this gif up somehow but my heart was in the right place, you get the ide aTIA
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Jan 2, 2016 08:33
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Laserpig posted:No. So how did you gently caress the granny then?
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Jan 2, 2016 08:33
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BMan posted:Hey Seraph, better use that bitcoin money to buy a Rolex or you'll lose AlphaGoon status. i will never lose alphagoon status hope this helps
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Jan 2, 2016 08:33
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:we're all retards especially me Huh... how long have you been mispronouncing Seraph?
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Jan 2, 2016 08:33
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thx for putting lowtax's kids through college seraph
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Jan 2, 2016 08:34
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:i will never lose alphagoon status hope this helps Thread delivers
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Jan 2, 2016 08:35
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Crash74 posted:thx for putting lowtax's kids through college seraph Pls don't mention seraph and kids in the same sentence.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:35
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Oh, I just remembered why I  'd this time, I wanted to let everyone know that the ~$280 I've donated here was originally earmarked for stupid rear end scam shitizen pixel ships, but instead I'm giving it to lowtax because i love goons. you're welcome.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:37
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and when i say i love goons, i mean i love goons
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Jan 2, 2016 08:38
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:and when i say i love goons, i mean i love goons But most goons are over 13.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:38
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also i qould've posted all this in one post but i have ancestral memory from past spirit animals that someone once told me i should never edit my posts
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Jan 2, 2016 08:39
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Some posters are like internet Mussolini where they want to make some poo poo posts and get to sit at the table with D_Smart.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:40
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it might have been Eonwe i'm not sure. also another thing i learned is that you shouldn't sign your posts, so that is why i no longer sign my posts.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:40
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:Oh, I just remembered why I Why? You got to turn yourself in at the jail or something?
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Jan 2, 2016 08:41
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Sedisp posted:But most goons are over 13 and also not your cousin.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:41
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although it's clear to all that i am a lowly subhuman among goon titans such as yourselves, it seems to me not entirely implausible that if you give an ape human clothes, it could mayhap pretend to be a human in ways whch would be not enitrely untolerable to fine gentlegoons such as yesleves
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Jan 2, 2016 08:42
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im saying free seraph84,he deserves a place here like all the rest of you untouchables also free kimsemen
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Jan 2, 2016 08:42
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To be fair if Star Citizen is actually a scam then it's a pretty good scam right? If I could scam the world for $50mil and get away with it then I'd do exactly that without a shadow of second thought. So hats off to RSI either way, unless you're one of the salty dumb bastards who actually did spend $100 on a jpeg of course.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:43
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Looks like Seraph found the saclopedia and thought it was a "how-to" guide. I'm shocked by the lack of self-restraint he has, and so was his cousin.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:44
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Laserpig posted:To be fair if Star Citizen is actually a scam then it's a pretty good scam right? Laserpig posted:So hats off to RSI either way
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Jan 2, 2016 08:45
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if you unban me ill try to be slightly nicer than im being now
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Jan 2, 2016 08:45
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Laserpig posted:To be fair if Star Citizen is actually a scam then it's a pretty good scam right? If I could scam the world for $50mil and get away with it then I'd do exactly that without a shadow of second thought. You're out of touch dude, it's up to $104 million now.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:46
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
He wants to gently caress his cousin? Honestly surprised he'd be into someone who could read.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:46
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Laserpig posted:To be fair if Star Citizen is actually a scam then it's a pretty good scam right? If I could scam the world for $50mil and get away with it then I'd do exactly that without a shadow of second thought. Youre kind of an rear end in a top hat; no wonder you have a rolex.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:46
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Laserpig posted:To be fair if Star Citizen is actually a scam then it's a pretty good scam right? If I could scam the world for $50mil and get away with it then I'd do exactly that without a shadow of second thought. theres mentally ill people who have spent thousands of dollars, hide it from their significant others and post about how they're addicted. cig is predatory. cig is seraph.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:47
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Sedisp posted:He wants to gently caress his cousin? Honestly surprised he'd be into someone who could read.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:47
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:Wrong, it's everything that's wrong with america. Croberts is British you stupid cousin loving pedo
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Jan 2, 2016 08:48
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:Wrong, it's everything that's wrong with america. Don't worry just tell me how much you wasted on those jpegs and I will consider rectifying your retarded investment when I sell my Rolex.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:48
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:yoiu dont undertansd; its brail! *LAUGHTRACK* You give The Big Bang Theory a run for its money
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Jan 2, 2016 08:48
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Google Butt posted:theres mentally ill people who have spent thousands of dollars, hide it from their significant others and post about how they're addicted. cig is predatory. cig is seraph.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:48
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Romes128 posted:Croberts is British you stupid cousin loving pedo cig is based in santa monica, ca, usa you smething somethinh
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Jan 2, 2016 08:49
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:im saying free seraph84,he deserves a place here like all the rest of you untouchables Instead of being a pedo you should get a cool kink like ladyboys or something
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Jan 2, 2016 08:49
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ITS THE GRAVEYARD DAB! SERAPH IRL FOR REAL HOLY poo poo FIRST TIME EVER OMG STOP THE PRESSES OKAY RESTART THE PRESSES WE NEED THEM PRINTING WHY WOULD WE STOP THEM AT A TIME LIKE THIS THAT IS CRAZY THAT IS A CRAZY SAYINF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq6cNDDqNxE THA'TS ME FOR RELA. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A PEDO? I THINK NOT CASE CLOSED BOOM.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:50
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:predators don't have hips like this daddyo You have a flat butt though. A mournful butt.
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Sedisp posted:You have a flat butt though.
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