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HapiMerchant posted:who the hell is seraph I don't keep up on the latest fresh SA memes A schizophrenic bitcoiner/star citizen true believer. Molested a young relative. Posted a picture of his Tokamak fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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 I'm not afraid to believe in  My name is Seraph Eightyfour, and I'm not afraid to dream.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:07
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:I'm 95% sure I could break DSmart's spine with one kick not even joking. I'm not a violent man tho. Just sayin the man has no core. I take it you must be pretty good at some form of martial art then? Because if you kick in a standing fight, and you're not a martial artist / trained to kick a standing opponent... you are probably going to find yourself on the floor with somebody pointing a camera at you screaming "world star" having just recorded you kicking somebody in the knee (aiming for the head). Resulting in you getting knocked out.
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Mirificus posted:Ironically, those claims are some of the strongest links between and Raess2014 and Matilda 2013. It's really odd that they're still claiming to be separate people. Mmm yes my scientific background is most advantageous vis a vis the Star Citizen and Derek Smart situation.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:08
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:one of you scrubs should buy me an av. lord knows i've bought enough of them for you No.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:09
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Laserpig posted:I take it you must be pretty good at some form of martial art then? Whatever part of you gets struck by my retard non-trained kick is going to be completely destroyed. Eventually something important will get kicked and you go down. Hypothetically.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:09
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If you permaban this human being i swear to christ i will never return here unless you speciifcally request my presence. Not even joking. He's just so consistently never funny. Ever. I mean, gently caress. TEDIOUS, tedious poo poo always from this guy. Every. time.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:11
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:No not at all, I just wouldn't want to be kicked by me or anyone else who rides 56x16 because they have tree trunks for legs. Ah! You must be American, (stereotypically) Americans seem to have an obsession with size and weight, wrongly under the impression that it plays much more of a role in a physical confrontation than it actually does, you can be 7ft tall and 300lbs of stone cold muscle... and there are guys less than of half your size who will rock your brain so hard with a swift temple shot that those tree trunk legs turn into peperami sticks.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:18
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gently caress, I'm still mad.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:18
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Laserpig posted:Ah! You must be American 
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Jan 2, 2016 11:21
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Laserpig posted:Ah! You must be American, (stereotypically) Americans seem to have an obsession with size and weight, wrongly under the impression that it plays much more of a role in a physical confrontation than it actually does, you can be 7ft tall and 300lbs of stone cold muscle... and there are guys less than of half your size who will rock your brain so hard with a swift temple shot that those tree trunk legs turn into peperami sticks. SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:I was born American. That was before I knew what I truly was, my destiny. you guys should touch genitals it seems you're made for each other
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Jan 2, 2016 11:25
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HapiMerchant posted:you guys should touch genitals it seems you're made for each other
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Jan 2, 2016 11:27
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pretty good posting spree so far imo
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Jan 2, 2016 11:29
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:I'll let someone else fill you in on frankieonpc, long story short that was a heavily (HEAVILY) edited video, and he was probably paid anyway. The staff coffee machines?
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Jan 2, 2016 11:31
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HapiMerchant posted:you guys should touch genitals it seems you're made for each other Definitely not. I've posted some dogshit in this thread, sarcasm aside, I sincerely apologise for my poo poo posts. Please don't associate me with that person, I'm actually here for the right reasons.
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Jan 2, 2016 11:32
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:pretty good posting spree so far imo
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Jan 2, 2016 11:32
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Chocobo posted:A couple of the guys got together and asked Lowtax to give you a second chance. Happy new year, don't gently caress this up. omg i'll be so good *gush*
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Jan 2, 2016 11:38
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Laserpig posted:Which I will, there will only be 3 hits in the fight, I hit Derek. Derek hits the floor, the ambulance hits 100mph That's him in the wheelchair
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Jan 2, 2016 11:58
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SeaRoughAteTeaFore posted:If you permaban this human being i swear to christ i will never return here unless you speciifcally request my presence. Not even joking. He's just so consistently never funny. 
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Jan 2, 2016 12:04
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Good grief. That Seraph84.
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Jan 2, 2016 12:18
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I hope Seraph goes to kick someone but then his knee dislocates and his leg swings up and knocks his own teeth out.
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Jan 2, 2016 12:23
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Seraph on your next account let us know if you sold that Idris.
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Jan 2, 2016 12:23
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Lol nice meltdown
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Jan 2, 2016 12:26
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What even happened to this thread I know seraph is a kiddy diddling psychopath but who's this bitch made chuck norris wanker with the fake rolex
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Jan 2, 2016 12:31
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Wow last three pages were A++. if only they happened at 999/1000 so they could immortalised in the Star Citizen thread compendium.
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Jan 2, 2016 12:34
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ohsosad posted:Wow last three pages were A++. bitch we goin to 2000 1000 pages was so 2015
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Jan 2, 2016 12:35
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Will Star Citizen implode before we hit 2000 pages? Keep posting and find out, in two weeks.
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Jan 2, 2016 12:38
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Ravane posted:Yeah but that would imply that he's human and he needs to be loved. I was sat there for 5 minutes trying to come up with something that rhymed and was connected to sc, gave up haha.
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Jan 2, 2016 13:25
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Man it's uncomfortable in this thread now eh? heh.......
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Jan 2, 2016 13:33
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  Constellation looking great
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Jan 2, 2016 13:33
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What's going on in the chat?
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Jan 2, 2016 13:35
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SelenicMartian posted:What's going on in the chat? They know he is a goon. ABORT
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Jan 2, 2016 13:37
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It's ok guys, Laserpig thinks owning/pretending to own a Rolex and Audi is cool. Since he's part of this exclusive club, he won't know that the rest of the world looks on at him in disgust, calling him an "Audiwichser", pointing, laughing at him, and making the assessment that he probably has a very small penis. He probably has a small penis. So go easy on him.
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Jan 2, 2016 13:51
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Nah he's best mates with a footballer didn't you see? I bet he's super cool, god I wish I could be like him.....(the footballer)
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Jan 2, 2016 13:56
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Jan 2, 2016 13:59
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6million i'm guessing.....
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Jan 2, 2016 14:02
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 This is a dating app, yes?
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Jan 2, 2016 14:03
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YO WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THAT AMORPHOUS MAN'S ARMS e: I'm referring to this guy. I think his name is Ben? Does he have some sort of disability or has he just reached the chandrasakhar limit 
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Jan 2, 2016 14:05
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kikkelivelho posted:
dreams dreams happen now
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Get the distinct feeling that a very destructive pathogen has been going berserk in this thread for the last couple of pages. I seem to have been spared though, since I understood nothing of it.
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