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Fraction posted:I could open my front door and probably end up with 10 cats in my house, UK lyf innit. Maybe I should do that - free food for my lovely waste of space bitchlord dogs... p.sure cleaning up after would make you regret feeding stray cats to your dogs...however a lot of people seem to like the raw food diets for their pets so... #straycatchat we have a tonne of moggies around here but most of them appear to be well-fed, however there's a field behind the house that presumably has meeces in it, and the occasional bird that decides to go for a bath in the big puddle...which is probably what happened to the lame duck that was in there last year. For content: Wraggler, if you eat the wrappers off packets of extra strong mints, you'll have sparkly poop and be really grumpy with me when I laugh at you. Please stop eating foily packets. For other content: Wraggler, if it's night time, I have earplugs in and am ignoring you. poo poo on the kitchen floor at your peril.
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Zach: I knew your heart was too big but you didn't need to drive the point home by collapsing in the lobby the day before your scheduled vet visit. Welp, hope you enjoy being on heart medication for the rest of your life and having us take you out to piss every two hours, sucker.
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 wilfred this is not the same as hunting. i already knew where the ham was. idiot
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I'm sorry but that's funny as hell.
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The Goatfather posted:
Good dog
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Justadae posted:Zach: I knew your heart was too big but you didn't need to drive the point home by collapsing in the lobby the day before your scheduled vet visit. Welp, hope you enjoy being on heart medication for the rest of your life and having us take you out to piss every two hours, sucker. Oh no  He is too dapper to get sick!
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God drat it, Gizmo
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My local vet got in on the pet-shaming with this. Dog is called Shadow. And to shame my cat. Jess, I remain impressed by your ability to locate a seemingly infinite supply of zip ties and simmilar bits of plastic, but sticking them into the top fan of my PC because you like the noise isn't a game we want to play. You are a cat, you cannot afford to replace my computer if you somehow manage to break it. Angrymog fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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vibur posted:God drat it, Gizmo #GiveGizmoAChance
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The Goatfather posted:
Wilfred was framed, bless. No doggy can resist that.
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Prescription Combs posted:lazy as fuk cat 1 The railcat has happened again! Hello my name is Gaius and I jump over shadows on the carpet cause they FREAK ME THE gently caress OUT. 
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Dec 26, 2015 21:44
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 Meet Nailo (rhymes with Milo).
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No dead animals from Porchcat II over the last couple of weeks but she did wander by over the weekend and let my 2 year old niece chase her around the yard for a while without actually running away. I think this cat has adopted us.
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grack posted:No dead animals from Porchcat II over the last couple of weeks but she did wander by over the weekend and let my 2 year old niece chase her around the yard for a while without actually running away. Porchcat lives in our garage now.
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Prescription Combs posted:The railcat has happened again! Gorgeous
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DavidAlltheTime posted:
Hello Nailo, do you know that you are very special?
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Angrymog posted:Jess, you are crap at fighting. Please don't try. You don't like being carried to the vets on the back of the motorbike, and now you're stuck indoors wearing a cone. I hope Jess is feeling better!
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CoolCat posted:I hope Jess is feeling better! Yeah, she's all mended now. Just a slight bald patch on her shoulder where the vet shaved her, but that's growing in nicely too.
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 Jerry please get off the fence you fat rear end in a top hat, it is 7 feet high and i'm afraid of you falling into some neighbors yard and being unable to escape.
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CoolCat posted:Hello Nailo, do you know that you are very special? Ugh. Don't remind her!
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Pixel, you've had that new catnip toy for two days now. Why do you choose to play with it on the tile floor at 1AM when I have to be up early for work? Quit charging around the apt and come sleep on the bed with the rest of the cats and humans.
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Whines to go out to pee. Forgets how to pee once outside. Tries twice unsuccessfully, then gets distracted by neighbor. Wants back inside.
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Aeryn and Chiana, I've been meaning to ask, are you bigger on the inside? Because you somehow manage to crap three times your body weight on a daily basis. Who the hell do you think has to clean that up? I'd call you filthy rats but rats have the decency to not try and shatter my ear drums with squealing. You two should be ashamed of yourselves and I want you to know that I've been researching Peruvian recipes.
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Jan 16, 2016 20:19
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Don't bite my houseguests you little poo poo, I can't believe you 
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teenytinymouse posted:Don't bite my houseguests you little poo poo, I can't believe you Gerbil? I had gerbils for a few years, cute, but bitey.
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Angrymog posted:Gerbil? I had gerbils for a few years, cute, but bitey.
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Dwarf hamster, he does look like gerbil in that photo tho Rumbled, it me I bit the guest
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The guilty faces of Charlie. I was planning on getting a new carpet anyway...
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BedBuglet posted:Aeryn and Chiana, I've been meaning to ask, are you bigger on the inside? Because you somehow manage to crap three times your body weight on a daily basis. Who the hell do you think has to clean that up? I'd call you filthy rats but rats have the decency to not try and shatter my ear drums with squealing. You two should be ashamed of yourselves and I want you to know that I've been researching Peruvian recipes. Farscape piggies are the best kind of piggies  .Also you should know better than to open the fridge, rustle plastic bags, or just exist near their cage at certain times of the day, because that means VEGGIES! 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Farscape piggies are the best kind of piggies Farscape is my jam! And yes, I swear they're like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-3e0EkvIEM
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 Had to go back to instagram for this since my phone died, but it still holds true she's a dumb idiot.
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Please stop using your jolly ball as a bludgeon Pax
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Well, yes, Jess. If you zoom into the basement at night you will get locked in there for a couple of hours. It's no good looking sad with your whiskers full of cobwebs.
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Hey Mora you little gently caress if you keep trying to steal my food, WHILE I'M EATING IT, I'm going to cook and eat you instead cats 
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Hey Nermal stop staring at me and meowing. I've already fed you. Your litter box has been cleaned already. You've been petted. gently caress you. Go to hell.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Hey Nermal stop staring at me and meowing.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Send her to Abu Dhabi. How do you think he got her in the first place?
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Nermal was male
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grack posted:Nermal was male Nerd
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Wraggler, I know you can jump up on the bed, you've jumped up into much taller ones than this, so why, between 4 and 7 in the morning, do you forget how your legs work (and activate your confusion alarm instead)? I can't believe I just had to you onto the bed.
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