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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

last book I read? The Secret.

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
ive been featured on bye felipe

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Life is so crazy stressful right now. Must be the full moon!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

THC posted:

Life is so crazy stressful right now. Must be the full moon!

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

I have a television set in my bedroom.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

I use a Nintendo Wii to watch Netflix.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

THC posted:

I use a Nintendo Wii to watch Netflix.

lol

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

THC posted:

I use a Nintendo Wii

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm not gonna eat anything today so I can be super drunk tonight

*passes out at 8pm*

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
snort an ibuprofen before you drink, you can get drunk for cheaper

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Barnyard Protein posted:

snort an ibuprofen before you drink, you can get drunk for cheaper

Functioning livers are for pussies, who wants to live forever?

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
I think we need better mental health care in the country, and will support my friends who need help.

NO I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT SEE A THERAPIST FOR ANYTHING IM NOT loving CRAZY. ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE NEED THERAPISTS.

edit: forgot about ian when i wrote this, woops

craisins fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 1, 2016

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
sweet the football team of the college i graduated from 13 years ago beat the team of a college a coworker graduated from 10 years ago, can't wait to lord it over him

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Barnyard Protein posted:

there comes a time and a place in every man's life where he has to stand up to his bully. for me, that time is now, and teh place is my grandma's funeral. *hides tube of preperation h in her casket* haha people are going to think u got hemeroids in heaven

actually hilarious

One-Man-Bucket
Jan 6, 2004
The banjo is the superior instrument
the raspberry pi is only $5 now!

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


going home, James? alright bro see you next year HA HA

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Barnyard Protein posted:

sweet the football team of the college i graduated from 13 years ago beat the team of a college a coworker graduated from 10 years ago, can't wait to lord it over him

this but highschool football :smug:

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
bro I'm good to drive TRUST ME BRO

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
I'm a uber driver so I'm really excited to drive for the surge pricing, hope I don't get too many drunks

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
I can't remotely afford my next credit card bills but I spent about half my paycheck on fireworks

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
I'm going to my colleges bowl game but I'm just going to tailgate because $50 for a ticket? boy Christmas just took it out of me

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
gently caress

GET TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE MIDNIGHT

I just got done paying my $3,000 annual deductible and I can't afford that because the drat firework blew up in my hand

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

gently caress

GET TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE MIDNIGHT

I just got done paying my $3,000 annual deductible and I can't afford that because the drat firework blew up in my hand

same, except we went to the hospital for mental health reasons, caused by stress over money.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

As a Millennial I posted:

same, except we went to the hospital for mental health reasons, caused by stress over money.

why would you go to the hospital for something as stupid as mental health??? let people with real injuries get treated instead

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

garbage-plate.jpg

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Julie And Candy posted:

going home, James? alright bro see you next year HA HA

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dragon enthusiast posted:

why would you go to the hospital for something as stupid as mental health??? let people with real injuries get treated instead

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

dragon enthusiast posted:

why would you go to the hospital for something as stupid as mental health??? let people with real injuries get treated instead

it's common sense, people.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Julie And Candy posted:

going home, James? alright bro see you next year HA HA

(12:30 AM Jan 1) oh man I haven't showered ALL YEAR ha ha

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

There is more to life than money

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

True wealth is measured in friendships

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
resolution: finally pay off the couch I bought in 2013

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

The store brand soda is just as good

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

BONGHITZ posted:

True wealth is measured in friendships

I value having great life experiences and great stories to tell most of all!

*the only story i ever tell everyone is about this time i did shrooms with my roommate and totally freaked out man it was craaaazy*

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I'm a yosposter

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

BONGHITZ posted:

I'm a yosposter

wrong rp thread :smug:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I'm forums poster "the management"

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i defend billion dollar people / corporations to the death despite the fact that they don't care about me and it's against my best interest

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

craisins posted:

i defend billion dollar people / corporations to the death despite the fact that they don't care about me and it's against my best interest

i can only afford one videogame console so i've built an entire identity around why the one i picked is the best and the rest are worthless

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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

craisins posted:

i defend billion dollar people / corporations to the death despite the fact that they don't care about me and it's against my best interest

I save $600 a year by not joining our union :smug:.

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