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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:36 |
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Have tried the bacon, it's super sweet and smokey and beyond horrible. Not sure what maniacs are keeping this company alive other than single sale novelty purchasers.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:40 |
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I'm the festive napkin.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:41 |
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Would, and willing to let that corn slide because its the only fiber on the plate that is going to make my poop slide afterward.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:48 |
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It that a side of pot? I'm the extraneous loving biscuit.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:50 |
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VendaGoat posted:I'm the extraneous loving biscuit. Well with all those other biscuits covered in corn slop, how are you supposed to incorporate butter? You need one for buttering!
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:55 |
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ugh, the first two biscuits are part of the main course, the third biscuit is a side. friggin goons criticize everything
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:56 |
It's like someone decided to try making a DIY KFC bowl but never actually saw one in person.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:56 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:
I think it's just novelty purchases at this point. I can't imagine why anyone would buy these except out of morbid curiosity or as a prank gift. RandomPauI posted:It's like someone decided to try making a DIY KFC bowl but never actually saw one in person. Lucky them.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 03:28 |
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It's so monochromatic! The corn is the only thing not brown! Otana posted:Lucky them. Famous bowls are actually pretty decent, but way overpriced. Patton Oswalt is a hack, and people need to shut up about it. While I'm on the subject, Taco Bell doesn't make you poo poo, and McDonald's uses the same burger patties you get at the grocery store. This has been me goonily gooning out about goons gooning on goon food. Goon. Ps, rip in piece cash crab. PubicMice has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Jan 4, 2016 |
# ? Jan 4, 2016 05:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 05:29 |
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Lesters Fixins is a novelty soda brand made by a company called Rocket Fizz that's a chain of candy stores you can find in a lot of medium to large sized cities tourist areas. They also sell a lot of rare or hard to find sodas. They're meant to be a thing where you visit a city or whatever and bring back someone one as a kooky gift or something.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 06:01 |
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I have eaten plenty of wild meat in my time but that really looks bad todd It is nicely summed up in the comments: CereBralLOLsey posted:
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 06:21 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Lesters Fixins is a novelty soda brand made by a company called Rocket Fizz that's a chain of candy stores you can find in a lot of medium to large sized cities tourist areas. They also sell a lot of rare or hard to find sodas. They're meant to be a thing where you visit a city or whatever and bring back someone one as a kooky gift or something. I think there was a 'Undercover Boss' type show on Rocket Fizz a few years ago. And from what I remember - it was very interesting.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 08:30 |
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Humphreys posted:I think there was a 'Undercover Boss' type show on Rocket Fizz a few years ago. And from what I remember - it was very interesting. My familiarity with them extends only to the couple of times I wen't into the Portland store to get some Moxie, which is sort of hard to find on the west coast if you don't have a BevMo around.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 09:22 |
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Boiled eggs, Brussels sprouts in cream sauce, potatoes.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 10:28 |
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Subjunctive posted:If you get it as a slab unsliced and cube it, what do you call the result? (Is pancetta bacon?) Bacon is cut from either belly, loin or a combo of the two (called a porchetta cut by my butcher) Pancetta is cut from the porchetta as well The only difference is in the cure - bacon is either brined or dry rubbed and left to cure in the brine or rub, then smoked or roasted to finish it, whereas pancetta is hung to air dry for a few weeks. I've made my own bacon but am yet to try pancetta
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 10:33 |
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McSpergin posted:Bacon is cut from either belly, loin or a combo of the two (called a porchetta cut by my butcher) Wikipedia posted:
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 10:43 |
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Tiggum posted:
Sure. Have, and will again.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 10:51 |
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As someone who can only procure Brussels sprouts when she is very lucky, that picture upsets me greatly. Also the raccoon almost made me yark.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 11:47 |
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VendaGoat posted:It that a side of pot? It's stuffing you nerd.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 12:17 |
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bringmyfishback posted:As someone who can only procure Brussels sprouts when she is very lucky, that picture upsets me greatly. where do you live that brussels sprouts are scarce? you cant get them frozen?
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 17:14 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:22 |
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Tiggum posted:
That's perfectly reasonable and very tasty comfort food in regions of Europe. Also, sauce/gravy is very important in those regions. (I may harbor hidden sympathies for too much gravy. My upbringings betray me)
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:01 |
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Hedenius posted:Khe Sandwich I was multi-tabbing and when I read this I could have sworn I was in a news thread reading about the different mocking hashtags being used to describe those Bundy nuts out in Oregon.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:03 |
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Here, have three and a half minutes of something that will put you off spaghetti (and possibly food) forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A Honey Boo Boo's mom's marinara recipe is ketchup and butter. Just ketchup and butter in the microwave. You know the pasta's done when you throw it at the wall and it sticks.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:18 |
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Sometimes I feel like a fraud for using pre-spiced tomatoes in a recipe, and then I see this and I feel a lot better about myself. I'm going to go home and treat myself to a plate of pizza rolls tonight.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:32 |
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I've made the Honey Boo Boo spaghetti cause I'm white goddamn trash and it didn't sound that disgusting. The butter and ketchup combination smells exactly like carnival vomit. It tasted like a greasy chemical burn cause I put in too much salt. My boyfriend left me two days later and I still think that spaghetti was the last straw. It was that gross.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:24 |
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fizzymercy posted:I've made the Honey Boo Boo spaghetti cause I'm white goddamn trash and it didn't sound that disgusting. The butter and ketchup combination smells exactly like carnival vomit. It tasted like a greasy chemical burn cause I put in too much salt. My boyfriend left me two days later and I still think that spaghetti was the last straw. It was that gross. Out of curiosity, do you send him money on the first of every month, or does the court order require you to pay his therapist directly
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:17 |
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bologna and cream cheese cake, WITH CHEEZE WHIZ ICING
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:55 |
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gay but cute tho posted:
Meat cake I think that last one still has real frosting on it.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:03 |
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Scathach posted:Meat cake If those aren't quail eggs, that's one hella large meat cake.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:08 |
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At least this is just ham that is presented this way, per http://travelingmama.net/there-was-a-wedding-in-palinuro/ The other ones are atrocious. Something I truly hate - sauerkraut with split peas: This on the other hand is delicious - young cabbage with carrot: And so is this - pumpkin soup
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:46 |
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The pumpkin soup reminded me of egg drop soup-- delicious, but ugly. Kinda like floating bits of soft skin in a delightful salty broth.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:50 |
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gay but cute tho posted:
That looks more like Easy Cheese to me. If so, would. I miss Easy Cheese so much living in the UK.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 01:05 |
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canis minor posted:And so is this - pumpkin soup The pumpkin stew I make kind of fits this thread. Core a pumpkin and oil the outside, Start a beef stew and put it in the pumpkin, then bake the pumpkin for 2 hours. The pumpkin becomes fork-tender and you get delicious chunks of pumpkin in every bite, but there's something a little odd about having a collapsed pumpkin in your fridge for the next couple days.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 01:12 |
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I shall bestow upon this thread several puddings. Meat pudding and Yorkshire pudding! Dutch pudding! Spinach pudding! Brown lunch meat tossed with steamed pineapple, and liver pudding!
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 03:42 |
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Sign me up
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 03:51 |
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EorayMel posted:I shall bestow upon this thread several puddings. I thought I knew what non-American pudding was but I guess I was just fooling myself if all of these things count
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 03:54 |
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canis minor posted:And so is this - pumpkin soup I know I'm gonna get people hating on me for this, but I'd say that pumpkin anything automatically qualifies as anti-food porn.
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