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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day



Have tried the bacon, it's super sweet and smokey and beyond horrible. Not sure what maniacs are keeping this company alive other than single sale novelty purchasers.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


I'm the festive napkin.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Would, and willing to let that corn slide because its the only fiber on the plate that is going to make my poop slide afterward.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

It that a side of pot?

I'm the extraneous loving biscuit.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

VendaGoat posted:

I'm the extraneous loving biscuit.

Well with all those other biscuits covered in corn slop, how are you supposed to incorporate butter? You need one for buttering!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
ugh, the first two biscuits are part of the main course, the third biscuit is a side. friggin goons criticize everything :rolleyes:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

It's like someone decided to try making a DIY KFC bowl but never actually saw one in person.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

LifeSunDeath posted:



Have tried the bacon, it's super sweet and smokey and beyond horrible. Not sure what maniacs are keeping this company alive other than single sale novelty purchasers.

I think it's just novelty purchases at this point. I can't imagine why anyone would buy these except out of morbid curiosity or as a prank gift.

RandomPauI posted:

It's like someone decided to try making a DIY KFC bowl but never actually saw one in person.

Lucky them.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

It's so monochromatic! The corn is the only thing not brown!

Otana posted:

Lucky them.

Famous bowls are actually pretty decent, but way overpriced. Patton Oswalt is a hack, and people need to shut up about it.

While I'm on the subject, Taco Bell doesn't make you poo poo, and McDonald's uses the same burger patties you get at the grocery store.

This has been me goonily gooning out about goons gooning on goon food. Goon.

Ps, rip in piece cash crab.

PubicMice has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Jan 4, 2016

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Lesters Fixins is a novelty soda brand made by a company called Rocket Fizz that's a chain of candy stores you can find in a lot of medium to large sized cities tourist areas. They also sell a lot of rare or hard to find sodas. They're meant to be a thing where you visit a city or whatever and bring back someone one as a kooky gift or something.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I have eaten plenty of wild meat in my time but that really looks bad todd

It is nicely summed up in the comments:

CereBralLOLsey posted:


Grandma there is no way I'm eating that haunted rear end poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


El Estrago Bonito posted:

Lesters Fixins is a novelty soda brand made by a company called Rocket Fizz that's a chain of candy stores you can find in a lot of medium to large sized cities tourist areas. They also sell a lot of rare or hard to find sodas. They're meant to be a thing where you visit a city or whatever and bring back someone one as a kooky gift or something.

I think there was a 'Undercover Boss' type show on Rocket Fizz a few years ago. And from what I remember - it was very interesting.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Humphreys posted:

I think there was a 'Undercover Boss' type show on Rocket Fizz a few years ago. And from what I remember - it was very interesting.

My familiarity with them extends only to the couple of times I wen't into the Portland store to get some Moxie, which is sort of hard to find on the west coast if you don't have a BevMo around.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




Boiled eggs, Brussels sprouts in cream sauce, potatoes.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Subjunctive posted:

If you get it as a slab unsliced and cube it, what do you call the result? (Is pancetta bacon?)

Bacon is cut from either belly, loin or a combo of the two (called a porchetta cut by my butcher)
Pancetta is cut from the porchetta as well

The only difference is in the cure - bacon is either brined or dry rubbed and left to cure in the brine or rub, then smoked or roasted to finish it, whereas pancetta is hung to air dry for a few weeks. I've made my own bacon but am yet to try pancetta

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


McSpergin posted:

Bacon is cut from either belly, loin or a combo of the two (called a porchetta cut by my butcher)

Wikipedia posted:

    Rashers differ depending on the primal cut from which they are prepared:
  • Side bacon, or streaky bacon, comes from pork belly.
  • Middle bacon, from the side of the animal
  • Back bacon comes from the loin in the middle of the back of the pig.
  • Cottage bacon is thinly sliced lean pork meat from a shoulder cut
  • Jowl bacon is cured and smoked cheeks of pork.
  • Slab bacon is side bacon that is not sliced. It is made from the belly and side cuts, and from fatback.

    Bacon joints include the following:
  • Collar bacon is taken from the back of a pig near the head.
  • Hock, from the hog ankle joint between the ham and the foot.
  • Gammon, from the hind leg
  • Picnic bacon is from the picnic cut, which includes the shoulder beneath the blade.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Tiggum posted:



Boiled eggs, Brussels sprouts in cream sauce, potatoes.

Sure. Have, and will again.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
As someone who can only procure Brussels sprouts when she is very lucky, that picture upsets me greatly.

Also the raccoon almost made me yark.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

It that a side of pot?

It's stuffing you nerd.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

bringmyfishback posted:

As someone who can only procure Brussels sprouts when she is very lucky, that picture upsets me greatly.

Also the raccoon almost made me yark.

where do you live that brussels sprouts are scarce? you cant get them frozen?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Tiggum posted:



Boiled eggs, Brussels sprouts in cream sauce, potatoes.

That's perfectly reasonable and very tasty comfort food in regions of Europe. Also, sauce/gravy is very important in those regions.


(I may harbor hidden sympathies for too much gravy. My upbringings betray me)

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Hedenius posted:

Khe Sandwich
Gettysburgers
Siege of Porktown
Little BigMac
Operation Olive Garden
Barbary Barbecue

I was multi-tabbing and when I read this I could have sworn I was in a news thread reading about the different mocking hashtags being used to describe those Bundy nuts out in Oregon.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009


Here, have three and a half minutes of something that will put you off spaghetti (and possibly food) forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A

Honey Boo Boo's mom's marinara recipe is ketchup and butter. Just ketchup and butter in the microwave. You know the pasta's done when you throw it at the wall and it sticks.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Sometimes I feel like a fraud for using pre-spiced tomatoes in a recipe, and then I see this and I feel a lot better about myself. I'm going to go home and treat myself to a plate of pizza rolls tonight.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I've made the Honey Boo Boo spaghetti cause I'm white goddamn trash and it didn't sound that disgusting. The butter and ketchup combination smells exactly like carnival vomit. It tasted like a greasy chemical burn cause I put in too much salt. My boyfriend left me two days later and I still think that spaghetti was the last straw. It was that gross.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

fizzymercy posted:

I've made the Honey Boo Boo spaghetti cause I'm white goddamn trash and it didn't sound that disgusting. The butter and ketchup combination smells exactly like carnival vomit. It tasted like a greasy chemical burn cause I put in too much salt. My boyfriend left me two days later and I still think that spaghetti was the last straw. It was that gross.

Out of curiosity, do you send him money on the first of every month, or does the court order require you to pay his therapist directly

gay but cute tho
Apr 23, 2015



bologna and cream cheese cake, WITH CHEEZE WHIZ ICING

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


gay but cute tho posted:



bologna and cream cheese cake, WITH CHEEZE WHIZ ICING

Meat cake :black101:







I think that last one still has real frosting on it.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Scathach posted:

Meat cake :black101:




If those aren't quail eggs, that's one hella large meat cake.

canis minor
May 4, 2011


At least this is just ham that is presented this way, per http://travelingmama.net/there-was-a-wedding-in-palinuro/

The other ones are atrocious.

Something I truly hate - sauerkraut with split peas:



This on the other hand is delicious - young cabbage with carrot:



And so is this - pumpkin soup :v:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The pumpkin soup reminded me of egg drop soup-- delicious, but ugly. Kinda like floating bits of soft skin in a delightful salty broth.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

gay but cute tho posted:



bologna and cream cheese cake, WITH CHEEZE WHIZ ICING

That looks more like Easy Cheese to me. If so, would. I miss Easy Cheese so much living in the UK.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

canis minor posted:

And so is this - pumpkin soup :v:



The pumpkin stew I make kind of fits this thread. Core a pumpkin and oil the outside, Start a beef stew and put it in the pumpkin, then bake the pumpkin for 2 hours. The pumpkin becomes fork-tender and you get delicious chunks of pumpkin in every bite, but there's something a little odd about having a collapsed pumpkin in your fridge for the next couple days.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I shall bestow upon this thread several puddings.


Meat pudding and Yorkshire pudding!


Dutch pudding!


Spinach pudding!


Brown lunch meat tossed with steamed pineapple, and liver pudding!

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Sign me up

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

I shall bestow upon this thread several puddings.


Meat pudding and Yorkshire pudding!


Dutch pudding!


Spinach pudding!


Brown lunch meat tossed with steamed pineapple, and liver pudding!

I thought I knew what non-American pudding was but I guess I was just fooling myself if all of these things count

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

canis minor posted:

And so is this - pumpkin soup :v:



I know I'm gonna get people hating on me for this, but I'd say that pumpkin anything automatically qualifies as anti-food porn.

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