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ArclightBorealis
May 28, 2014

You are HUGE!
That means you have HUGE ESSENCE!

RIP AND TEAR YOUR ESSENCE!!

Forgall posted:

He'd rather be a toilet than dead. Unless I misheard something...
No, you heard right. SOMA revealed a lot about Pat as a person.

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cmykJester
Feb 16, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
"I know personally no matter what, I'd want to be alive no matter the situation"

*immediately shuts down battery killing old copy of himself*

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Pat presumably saw the ending from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream and thought "yeah, that's for me."

cmykJester
Feb 16, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
NO FOR REAL MY TV IS PERFECTKY CALIBRATED.

*misses things clearly visible in games because his television is set up to not be able to see poo poo*

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
theres no bborne videos up u liars

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

scary ghost dog posted:

theres no bborne videos up u liars

DontMindMe posted:

Vessel is being really weird...

Apparently, Bloodborne 13 AND 14 are up right now, but are listed as being published on 12/17/2015???

13: https://www.vessel.com/videos/aFlUjAVDX
14: https://www.vessel.com/videos/X5meiidvU

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Blockhouse posted:

Pat saying he'd rather be Cars than dead is insane

Literally being a Muscle Super God sounds amazing

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
3 minutes into the latest youtube bloodborne, Pat is charging his bow at point blank range

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Tbf since Cars eventually stops thinking he's actually explicitly off the list of acceptable fates for Pat

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Oh, he means defeated Cars..

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Somehow I thought you were all talking about Pat's immortal future as a Disney Cars.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
My stealth favorite thing is Woolie sending out a musical reference to die in random videos.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Phantasium posted:

Somehow I thought you were all talking about Pat's immortal future as a Disney Cars.

truly a fate worse than death

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


My childhood is dead. I'm doing the Pat "I'd rather have nothing" motion right now

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Tae posted:



My childhood is dead. I'm doing the Pat "I'd rather have nothing" motion right now

What am I looking at and why is there a Metabee.

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe
http://gematsu.com/2016/01/medabots-girls-mission-announced-3ds

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Medarot

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Girls' Mission is the Demon's Souls of Medarots

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

The art is nice :)

Medarots: Let Me Bear Your Child

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Medarots: let me bury your childhood.

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Childhood me would have actually watched medarots if it had huge anime titties so I think they're onto something here

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Pat is the man a Monkey's paw would wish for to make stupid wishes only for the monkey's paw to realise they've wished on themselves, a monkey's paw, and Pat is totally fine living forever as a toilet in the mens room of the Heart Attack cafe.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Gonzo McFee posted:

Pat is the man a Monkey's paw would wish for to make stupid wishes only for the monkey's paw to realise they've wished on themselves, a monkey's paw, and Pat is totally fine living forever as a toilet in the mens room of the Heart Attack cafe.
Pat The Immortal

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

I mean they all like Golden Boy, Pat's just the only one who's an OPEN member of Team Toilet

E: WHY

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I don't know what you have shown me but I feel I have gained insight.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Tae posted:



My childhood is dead. I'm doing the Pat "I'd rather have nothing" motion right now

Where's my Mr. Referee game! :argh:

Lord_Pigeonbane
Nov 24, 2002

Just the ladies, now!
So... What's the ETA for the 2014 top ten videos?

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

whats wrong with girls playing with robots

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

i dont see anything wrong with this

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Eh, I actually don't see anything wrong with it, it's just not MY MEDABOTS that I grew up with. Now if the game was about Samantha, Karin, and Erika, then I'd be really into it.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004


*gains one insight*

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

At least he's been working out I guess.

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI
If my toilet started talking about heroes of the storm while i was taking a poo poo i'd pull up my pants and move to the next stall

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.

Phantasium posted:

Somehow I thought you were all talking about Pat's immortal future as a Disney Cars.

I also thought this.

Anyway, I've been playing Final Fight games all weekend...

TheRealestMatt fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jan 5, 2016

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Final Fight is a cool game that deserved better sequels. Even Golden Axe fared better.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


I'm waiting for the alternate intro card where it's your head on Maki's body.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Final Fight is a cool game that deserved better sequels. Even Golden Axe fared better.

It's no Streets of Rage though.

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

oh its 2 more eps because pat keeps running back to the dream to gently caress with his gems :laffo:

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

lets hang out posted:

oh its 2 more eps because pat keeps running back to the dream to gently caress with his gems :laffo:

Yeah there's some pretty blatant padding that goes on in the Soulsborne LPs but Old Hunters us easily the worst it's ever been.

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Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Rodyle posted:

Yeah there's some pretty blatant padding that goes on in the Soulsborne LPs but Old Hunters us easily the worst it's ever been.
This is Super Best Friends. Footage of Pat being a giant neurotic baby about every little thing is content, not filler.

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