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Microwaves Mom posted:if it had ended up on the moon Islamists would be angry as that's Allah's home. But then Allah would have a niceish plane and could come back here.
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Ilustforponydeath posted:What kind of scrub god can't fly, huh? if the plane isn't Kosher allah wont fly in it. I bet Allah was pissed when those guys landed on his moon.
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i ate halal food for lunch and it was legit good my hunger is now gone, guys.
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Chinatown posted:i ate halal food for lunch and it was legit good but your hunger for jihad has grown.
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Kilo147 posted:But then Allah would have a niceish plane and could come back here.
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Xlorp posted:What does God need with a starship? Nothing with a starship, but a 777 is a pretty dope way of getting around.
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Kilo147 posted:Nothing with a starship, but a 777 is a pretty dope way of getting around. 
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Xlorp posted:Like this? gently caress yeah. Xenu was a baller
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Happy New Year. It is now TYOOL 2016 and its still gone, guys.
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Chinatown posted:Happy New Year. hmmm yes. Hopefully they'll find it this year.
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I skipped like 200 replies in this thread did we find it?
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No, but we found out what happened to it.
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DEAR RICHARD posted:I skipped like 200 replies in this thread Yeah but I'm not telling
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:No, but we found out what happened to it. did it do 9/11? i think it did
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plane gone. so what
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We were making stupid jokes at work today and I said "your nose is so big that's where they'll find mh370." Nobody got the reference and I had to remind them that it was still gone.
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DEAR RICHARD posted:did it do 9/11? i think it did Whoa, controversial! ChrisHansen posted:We were making stupid jokes at work today and I said "your nose is so big that's where they'll find mh370." Nobody got the reference and I had to remind them that it was still gone. Shameful. It's a good thing we have Chinatown itt.
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DEAR RICHARD posted:I skipped like 200 replies in this thread Still gone guys
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ChrisHansen posted:We were making stupid jokes at work today and I said "your nose is so big that's where they'll find mh370." Nobody got the reference and I had to remind them that it was still gone. Well, just like MH370, that joke didn't land.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well, just like MH370, that joke didn't land. Just like MH370, it went over their heads and they never even knew it
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Just like MH370, that joke bombed. edit: oops I'm thinking of MH17
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They found the El Faro underwater plane: http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/01/04/el-faro-final-resting-place-ship-original-video.ntsb "El Faro owners try to block families from suing" Family members respond: "Give us that $$$!"
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Zogo posted:They found the El Faro underwater plane: I'm sorry, this thread is about Malaysian airplanes that go missing or crash. This thread has nothing to do with shipping cargo boats.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm sorry, this thread is about Malaysian airplanes that go missing or crash. This thread has nothing to do with shipping cargo boats. poor man can't tell the difference between a plane and a boat. Maybe that's whats going on with the search crew. Someone needs to remind them what MH370 looks like.
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Breaking news, underwater plane destroyed due to uncontrolled ascent! Plane crashes out of the ocean, is missing for months, debris field discovered in sky 35 miles away from Puerto Rico. This and more coming up.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Has anyone tried standing up and seeing if the plane maybe rolled under their chair? Holy poo poo, your mom has been sitting on the plane this entire time*! * more like sitting AROUND the plane Get it? it's because your mom is fat
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm sorry, this thread is about Malaysian airplanes that go missing or crash. This thread has nothing to do with shipping cargo boats. Thank you. I was confused because El Faro means The Lighthouse in Spanish.
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Zogo posted:Thank you. I was confused because El Faro means The Lighthouse in Spanish. Sure looks like it could have used a lighthouse out there. Bazinga.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Sure looks like it could have used a lighthouse out there. Bazinga.
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We just need an episode of Air Disasters to cover MH370. They always wrap up their investigations in an hour (including commercials). Also that show has made me never want to fly again. So many lovely pilots and shoddy maintenance practices 
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WayAbvPar posted:We just need an episode of Air Disasters to cover MH370. They always wrap up their investigations in an hour (including commercials). Also that show has made me never want to fly again. So many lovely pilots and shoddy maintenance practices My ex-wife is fascinated with air disasters (she's a pilot, has a doctorate in chemistry, does a lot of engineering stuff, and occasionally waffles about bailing on academia and trying to get a job with the NTSB). She marathoned all fifteen seasons of Air Disaster Investigations once. I think the worst one was a plane in Africa that had a fire start in the cargo bay. The floor of the plane melted and rained passengers and seats down on the ground before slamming into the side of a mountain. Those poor fucks didn't just have to crash, they had to burn to death while free-falling strapped to a coach seat. Probably the worst way to go I can imagine.
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Kesper North posted:The floor of the plane melted and rained passengers and seats down on the ground before slamming into the side of a mountain. Those poor fucks didn't just have to crash, they had to burn to death while free-falling strapped to a coach seat. Probably the worst way to go I can imagine. HAHAHAHA Did your wife like to roleplay airplane crash sex or anything? I bet she got wet watchin that poo poo.
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That wasn't a passenger aircraft, it was the military testing their new incendiary bioweapon. Kind of like the plan to use bats to firebomb Tokyo in WWII, except with people. The floor didn't burn away--that was the thermite-activated bomb bay doors functioning exactly as designed.
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Chinaman what will happen to these people's luggage?quote:Malaysia Airlines temporarily bans checked baggage for flights to Europe due to 'safety, strong head winds' http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-05/malaysia-airlines-temporarily-bans-checked-baggage/7069632
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Microwaves Mom posted:HAHAHAHA Some girls just want to watch the world burn.
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Chinatown posted:checked baggage cant melt steel beams it is pretty cool that you have your own long-lived personal thread man
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