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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



hm, 260 new poasts i could have read by clicking the ? under my av

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



we're going to wait a bit before we take our honeymoon

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*observes family traditions related to getting married*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*shaves head despite not balding*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*wears shoes around carpeted house*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



gonna just get one ear pierced, dont wanna look like a fag

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


You know what they say, any landing you can walk away from and go dormant from for months and fail half your scientific goals because of

Dan Quayle Treasure Trail
Dec 28, 2005

Pumpy Dumper posted:

I just bought a new shirt at Walmart. it says "don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee unless you like being yelled at".

haha it's so true

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

*goes into debt and/or spends more than half of life savings on wedding*

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
*hosts wedding and reception at local lions club, pot luck dinner and visibly pregnant bride, bride and groom are over 250lbs and under 20*

ooc: i actually attended this wedding, i said it would last 6 months and it was more like 10, the best man married the bride a few years later

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



yard salad posted:

"I'm here to buy a new work shirt"
"Ok what are your measurements?"
"Um... Large and Extra-Large?"

I'm here to get a new work shirt

you get a free one each year and any extras are $10 each

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

6$ for the #CompassCard . #Translink are you f***ing kidding me? This whole thing is stupid.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Cat Face Joe posted:

*wears shoes around carpeted house*

*has carpets in house*

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


this fake wood looks just like the real thing. more durable too!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I use the ad-supported version instead of paying a little bit more to get no ads. I don't know what kind of idiot would waste their money

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Perplx posted:

*hosts wedding and reception at local lions club, pot luck dinner and visibly pregnant bride, bride and groom are over 250lbs and under 20*

ooc: i actually attended this wedding, i said it would last 6 months and it was more like 10, the best man married the bride a few years later

hey they got red bulls at the bar!!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Clockwerk posted:

this fake wood looks just like the real thing. more durable too!

wood paneling looks good in any situation and especially all over the loving place.

my house looks exactly the same as every other house in my neighborhood and i am okay with that for some reason.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

my house looks exactly the same as every other house in my neighborhood and i am okay with that for some reason.

That isn't a 5 figgy fucktard, please relocate this comment to the 6 Figgy Fucktard thread.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



I'm color blind

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Cat Face Joe posted:

gonna just get one ear pierced, dont wanna look like a fag

left is right, right is wrong

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
I POOPED

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

As a Millennial I posted:

i had to stop contributing to this thread, because my therapist told me to focus on the positive things in life. and by "therapist," i mean the book i bought because i can't afford a therapist right now.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

actually it's called a double wide

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Mr. Apollo posted:

actually it's called a double wide

but enough about your desk chair

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i make less than $100,000/year

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

craisins posted:

i make less than $100,000/year

:cawg::cawg::cawg:

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
cicis is my favorite pizza mostly because I can finally feel satisfaction

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i lost my house in my divorce

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Mr. Apollo posted:

actually it's called a double wide

actually my buddy has a trailer and has added a lot of things onto it like a porch and a carport and you'd be hard pressed to tell it from a site-built house. it even has an above ground pool!

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

THC posted:

6$ for the #CompassCard . #Translink are you f***ing kidding me? This whole thing is stupid.

I forgot to tap out and it charged me for all three zones.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i vote in local election against fractional percent sales tax increases to expand access to public transportation i depend on daily

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
my idea of a nice car is a Volkswagen

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

cicis is my favorite pizza mostly because I can finally feel satisfaction

my whole life is spent chasing those fleeting 10 minutes of satisfaction before it's time to rush to the bathroom. i drink alcohol in the same way

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Wild EEPROM posted:

my idea of a nice car is a Volkswagen

my idea of a nice car is anything made by a non-Axis power

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
man, if I just had a million dollars, I'd be set for life. I'd tell my boss off and never work again.

GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.
I'm relieved by the "pretend to be poor" thread on the comedy computer forum where I can vent about the daily life experiences I have while under the pretenses of roleplaying so as not to be judged by my richer, more successful peers

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I like pink floyd

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Im something of a dj online

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
my username is dj_something

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cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity

craisins posted:

i make less than $100,000/year

really they proved that you stop getting happier the more u make once you get to like $70,000 so im doing just fine

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