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Lowtax posted:Every backer of SC will receive a USB chair leg which they must stick up their rear end to log in, and it will begin thrusting when their spaceman is raped in space, for Immersion Well, to their credit, they were the first ones to announce 2016 as the year of teledildonics: 
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Friendly Tumour posted:what are you going to put into your space barn? Space cows for the procedurally generated milking game. Mmmmm...Space milk!
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Jan 5, 2016 13:38
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Jan 5, 2016 13:39
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That cat. It is silently judging them, and hopefully plotting their imminent demise. I'm not gonna post it cos it's a kid and Seraph might get over excited, but picture no. 17 in the gallery of shame is a recreation of Crobber trying to play his own game.
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After seeing all the filthy depressing hovels these mutants dwell in, it's no wonder they want to escape into space so badly.
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Jan 5, 2016 13:45
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Lowtax posted:WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN The filename is ALIENHACKER.jpg, he has an Inspection Camera and he's played Cyberwar.  He's ready to probe. redwalrus fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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 ...and here's where I dispose of the hooker corpses when I'm done with them
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3zj8gv/its_said_you_cant_have_a_serious_discussion_here/ Jesus, it sounds like a lot of the hardcore backers actually want this game to fail.
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Iglocska posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3zj8gv/its_said_you_cant_have_a_serious_discussion_here/
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Iglocska posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3zj8gv/its_said_you_cant_have_a_serious_discussion_here/ These rubes gave crobber 100mil and counting because he said evil publishers were holding him back from making the perfect game. If he has to compromise anyway then spunking all their SSDI at him was kind of pointless
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:pretty sure CIG got called on their bluff to sue the escapist maybe you only get updates if you state the escapist as a reason when you got your refund which of course nobody did so we'll never know
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Jan 5, 2016 13:58
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Jan 5, 2016 13:59
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You'd think someone would perform better chroma keying on their greenscreen when doing an intricately (lovingly?) composited photo of themselves on the space shitter.
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Jan 5, 2016 13:59
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I can't process this image. When these people imagine their space adventures, with all the possibilities in the universe, they imagine themselves taking a poo poo?
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Jan 5, 2016 14:02
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Star Citizen: A future in which toilet paper no longer exists
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Scruffpuff posted:I can't process this image. When these people imagine their space adventures, with all the possibilities in the universe, they imagine themselves taking a poo poo? What else are you supposed to grow food with in the botanical pods?
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Lack of Gravitas posted:Star Citizen: A future in which toilet paper no longer exists You just stick a vacuum hose in your rear end. It's like a dump, an enema and a wash all in one.
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 https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3ziyll/welp_first_archive_post_of_2016/cymk3gp bool proceduralGen = true 
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alphabettitouretti posted:
Lol if you think he's ever done with them
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Lack of Gravitas posted:Star Citizen: A future in which toilet paper no longer exists The three shells are right behind him.
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Daztek posted:
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Lack of Gravitas posted:Star Citizen: A future in which toilet paper no longer exists he's got a gif of a roll on his MOBIGLAS
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Jan 5, 2016 14:17
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How much for the LTI on the toilet paper jpeg? I like to be frugal.
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Jan 5, 2016 14:18
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Lol if you think he's ever done with them 
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Scruffpuff posted:How much for the LTI on the toilet paper jpeg? I like to be frugal. well it's $5k for the toilet commander package which unlocks purchasing a roll
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Jan 5, 2016 14:21
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Daztek posted:
Rendering is just sending some triangles to the gpu. That's it. 
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:well it's $5k for the toilet commander package 
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AP posted:Citizen Gallery: Photo Contest Entries my favorite is the guy who took a picture of himself taking a poo poo in a space toilet. It's amazing.
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Beet Wagon posted:my favorite is the guy who took a picture of himself taking a poo poo in a space toilet. It's amazing. No pants around his ankles either, so he's just wandering around on his spaceship with it all hanging out 
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At home Drawing pictures Of Jpeg spaceship With him inside Deep brown sea Arms raised in a T And his body glitched through the whole of the moon in the 'verse Sandi didn't give attention Oh, to the fact that Goons didn't care King Chris the mushmouth Ruled the 'verse Chris Roberts lied in 10 FTC today Chris Roberts lied in 10 FTC today
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Lack of Gravitas posted:No pants around his ankles either, so he's just wandering around on his spaceship with it all hanging out Nothing's hanging out, if you look closely you can see his cock neatly folded into the bottom of his shirt no lie
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Scruffpuff posted:I can't process this image. When these people imagine their space adventures, with all the possibilities in the universe, they imagine themselves taking a poo poo? Daztek posted:
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If the AI is so revolutionary and responsive why don't any of the other NPCs help this poor guy? At least put a blanket on him or something.
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Daztek posted:
Computers is just boxes that make numbers inside of them
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Lack of Gravitas posted:No pants around his ankles either, so he's just wandering around on his spaceship with it all hanging out hes getting ready for another day of space rape in the verse not wearing pants frees up more raping time
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The Kins posted:Just gotta tick the Make The Game For Me checkbox in the Build Options when compiling. "These things are so minor to implement it's not really a thing." This attitude, clearly shared by Chris, is one of the clearest indicators that a project is doomed to failure; especially a project of this scope. Every element you add exponentially increases the likelihood of catastrophic collapse. Even systems that don't look like they should be entwined together frequently are. Perhaps they need to make a small tweak to the physics engine to accommodate the definitely confirmed upcoming feature of birds, and now none of the ships will fly right. As opposed to the flawless flight characteristics they exhibit today. Even systems that they might not have thought about interacting with each other, but in the context of immersion, really should. How long, for example, before they are faced with the problem of deciding how FPS firearms will interact with fuel tanks on a parked ship? If a ship explodes on the landing pad, will it leave damage ruts in the floor panels? Will my spaceman trip over these ruts? I'm overthinking this. These things are so minor to implement it's not really a thing.
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Oh no Crobber is trying to play his game again, only this time he's forgotten to even pick up a controller.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:From the comments on this video It's actually refreshing to see people outside of this thread seeing SC as the scam that it is. EminusSleepus posted:with that union comes the space crab Why is this the first time I've heard of this? Why haven't they put more effort into getting this in game? I'm sorry but Giant Walking Chainsaw Space Tachikoma trumps everything else. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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