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Untold Arsenal’s mission is 1. To support Arsene Wenger in all he does.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 18:53 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 16:31 |
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Homework Explainer posted:Untold Arsenal’s mission is This is my mission also
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:08 |
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Hahaha From the comments posted:With a weighted score of 57.7% and a bias of 26:4 against Arsenal - it would be hard for anyone to suggest Marriner was fit for purpose.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:16 |
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loving brilliant.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:16 |
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JFairfax posted:loving brilliant. Hmm, not sure Ytic Retsehcnam would work out quite as well...
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:18 |
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some seriously good posts
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:50 |
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pik_d posted:Hmm, not sure Ytic Retsehcnam would work out quite as well... I'm going to name my son Mahtsew
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:06 |
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i named my child mahnettot and we're not welcome at the synagogue anymore
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:30 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:15 |
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lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:35 |
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obviously wrong thread, come on
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:18 |
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Suqit posted:lol
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 01:23 |
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close the thread
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 03:53 |
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38:51 13 Aleksander Kolarov (Man City) Joel Campbell (Arsenal) Campbell was trying to dribble past Kolarov on the right wing Kolarov, when Kolarov started flailing his hands and caught Campbell on the face. This should have been a foul for Arsenal but no foul was given by the referee. I had a nightmare from this game and it was somewhat reoccuring. I dreamt I was a dolphin and I was in the level with the never ending sharks (Ecco 2) when they approach from a distance. Anyway I would drop down into the ocean and before I knew it there was a shark right there(scary), instead of the shrak chasing me though, it just kept on repeating, only everytime after the first one I was dropped in from a higher point. Scariest Dream Ever For Me! NO FOUL FOR ARSENAL. -1 (FOUL)
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 09:24 |
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African AIDS cum posted:38:51 what
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 11:10 |
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quote:Football 2030/31 season Replies: quote:It reminds me of when i was living (secretly) in the Epsilon star system. They actually started football like that. Improving it, they said, after a recce ship discovered the Solar System (they call it "Avoid System" due to the dis-unity (their words) thinking on "Earth") and they all became hooked on football. quote:I always assumed that referees would no longer be required to officiate and that they would be replaced by automatons and eyes in the sky technology along with hovering drones . Not to mention state of the art sensitive nano chips inside the ball . quote:Tony Atwood, in his 6th year as the Chairman of Arsene FC , has announced that Mr Wenger will be, as expected, the club's manager in perpetuity. Having secured an overwhelming vote of confidence from the 423,233 Arsene FC Fanshare members in the 2030/31 Manager Nomination Vote, Mr Wenger's hold on the top job looks as secure as ever. Mr Atwood, from his virtually-alive-after-all-these-years (VAAATYL) life-support pod-seat in the Arsene FC stadium, tweeted the good news adding, "Arsene is a legend and a God. None of us would be alive if it wasn't for the brilliant football his teams play. All of the older Fanshare members, like me, receive our annual dividend in the form of Arsene life-energy which is downloaded direct to our VAAATYL life-support pod-seats in the stadium every time we finish in the top four. I'm happy to be alive for another year. All of us are, and each year we owe everything to Arsene. Some people think we are not aiming high enough but ever since our successful coup of 2025 when we revealed what Untold Arsenal really was and forced Stan and his boy into selling us their shares, we have given the club its rightful name, transformed it into fan ownership, invested in far superior medical and fitness technology which has not only benefitted the players (can you believe Jack's legs are his 5th set) but also benefitted directly the life-long season-ticket holders who now live longer and happier lives all together in their stadium pod-seats. We keep ourselves amused while we seat here in our pod-seats between matches by tweeting and blogging and commenting between each other laughing at the Chelsea fans who of course all died when Mourinho exploded and covered Stamford Bridge with his toxic waste. Painful for them but how we laughed. And still do. I am very proud that our cover organisation, Arsenal Untold, was able to infiltrate Arsenal FC all those years ago. They thought we were just doing interviews for our historian books on the the club's past but when the old guys fell asleep, as they often did, we snuck off and rummaged around the accounts. I think Stan and his boy were astounded when we unearthed their scam with the Minimum Living Wage figures. Instead of paying the increase to the staff, they secretly transferred it to their own private accounts. They had no choice but to resign and sell each share, as we insisted, to the Fanshare Scheme at £1 a go. Being asked to run the club for what I had done was an honour and I've been able to bring everybody around to my way of thinking about Arsene. Although we don't win much, coming fourth does guarantee an extended life to all members where they can spend eternity supporting Arsene FC. It's great to still see Arsene directing play from the VAAATYL life-support pod-bench and long may it continue. Well it will in fact, FOREVER."
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 12:13 |
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what
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 17:22 |
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 17:43 |
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Say what you like about that guy, his Vardy is a spot on likeness
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 17:49 |
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trem_two posted:Replies: It's beautiful... Should have... Sent a poet...
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:48 |
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It reminds me of when i was living (secretly) in the Epsilon star system. They actually started football like that. Improving it, they said, after a recce ship discovered the Solar System (they call it "Avoid System" due to the dis-unity (their words) thinking on "Earth") and they all became hooked on football. They had long debates whether to call it Soccer or Football, which almost cause a war on their 4th planet Aortus from Epsilon. After years of playing this way, they now have reverted to the way Soccer (Soccer won because on Aortus, they watch a lot of movies from the Earth section called USA) is played on Earth in their 90's period. This is just unreal.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 19:35 |
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There are definitely a bunch of arsenal fans who write fanfic in this forum ABOUT THEM WINNING THE LEAGUE HAHAHA!!!!
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 12:42 |
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fat gay nonce posted:There are definitely a bunch of arsenal fans who write fanfic in this forum ABOUT THEM WINNING THE LEAGUE HAHAHA!!!! Sounds steamy
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 13:23 |
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Sometimes I have to pinch myself when I see the demonstration by the Barcelona artists, just to be sure it's not a dream. That's why I never watch matches in which Barca don't play. I would get the feeling of stepping into a Fiat from a Ferrari.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 01:03 |
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oliwan posted:Sometimes I have to pinch myself when I see the demonstration by the Barcelona artists, just to be sure it's not a dream. That's why I never watch matches in which Barca don't play. I would get the feeling of stepping into a Fiat from a Ferrari. Lol what a twat
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 13:01 |
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atomic gog posted:Lol what a twat Yes but what about the quote he posted?
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:55 |
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I was sitting down with friends and having a discussion about what we would like to see happen in LAFC and some of our personal dream scenarios for the club. Knowing that these are just my Ideas, i began to get curious about what everyone elses dreams, ideas, and thoughts were. So i decided to open some discussion questions: 1) What are your personal ideas of Coaches to go for? List 3 and why? ( Try your best to think of many coaches, not just within MLS or people with big names 2) What type of style of play for soccer do you enjoy the most? What are atleast three teams that express this style that you enjoy the most? 3) In one word what would you like LAFC to become? (Please try not to waist time arguing on why or why not someones idea is stupid, just try to express your own. Encourage others to discuss there ideas and views and spread it along for others to share their input. Hopefully this encourage for possible fans and those that are already investing into the team to discuss freely) These are my three answers: 1) Frank De Boer- Currently coaches Ajax, Coaches a Beautiful way of playing Soccer, has an amazing system and Uses a ton of youth players Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink- Currently Coaching QPR, Helped bring Burton Albion F.C from League Two to League, has a history of playing with great players and knows how to play in a beautiful system Xabi Alonso- Curently a player for Bayern Munich, Retired Spain World Cup Champion, Has played in 3 great clubs in Liverpool, Madrid, and Bayern, Coached under Mou, Ancelotti (won la Decima), Pep Guardiola, Del Bosque, has a great knowledge of tactics positioning and play both Defensively and Offensively, has an incredible IQ in soccer and great leader on his teams Honorable mention: Frank Rijkaard, Patrick Kluivert 2) Attacking/ Passing/ Direct (German/ Spanish Football) Mixed of rugged and beauty A) Ajax B) Bayern C) Barcelona Honarble mentions: Dortmund/ Arsenal/ PSV/ Timbers/ Toronto 3) Beautiful
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 05:12 |
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oliwan posted:Sometimes I have to pinch myself when I see the demonstration by the Barcelona artists, just to be sure it's not a dream. That's why I never watch matches in which Barca don't play. I would get the feeling of stepping into a Fiat from a Ferrari. Lets play another game of Sid Lowe or Suqit
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 11:51 |
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fat gay nonce posted:Lets play another game of Sid Lowe or Suqit I love Sid Lowe
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 15:53 |
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Suqit posted:I love Sid Lowe - Sid Lowe
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 15:55 |
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Zidanes running in a drainpipe for sure it should only end a cesspool infested with rats ready to rip him once he bangs in to a blind alley. Episide One: Zidane fitting in all attacking players yet forcing the forwards to slog it out in the middle, than resorting to break and run football. The team would fail to maintain tempo, so he's forced to back track! Fall back: Play the tested 5-0-5 system with the attack around the big alpha male Crizzy, gallop tap tap tap the ball in, penalties, penalties, rugby tackles, stomp ref waving the game on, sulking Bale etc... Episode Two: Zidanes aware the fall back would not work against strong teams, so rotate attacking players in groups and play a proper midfield with Bale sitting on the tip of the diamond forcing the full back to defend and forward to drift wide and cross. Cristina, Rodriguez, Marcello and Isco would throw hissy hits but would keep mum for a while.. Real Madrid labour to win games, the crowd initially would not jeer as its Zidane but soon would turn their ire against the players and the president. GOALS ????? ..out of desperation and inexperience, Zidane should once again go to the Fall back option Fall Back...Play the tested 5-0-5 system with the attack around the ..... Episode Three: Prelude: With elections looming around Perez politely threaten he would throw Zidane under the bus, if he continues to piss of players with Real Madrid strugging to win by a big margin. Assuring penalties would come out as freebies and referees poised dance to their tunes, he advices ZZ to go for the kill ...ATTACK ATTACK PLAY 'EM ALL..... With a big CL game and Nou Camp visit on the corner, wih the barrel already scrapped dry, Zidane out of desperation tries to mash up episodes one and two. Knocked out of the CL with Cristina scoring a pointless tap in as a consolation followed by a humiliation at the Nou Camp, the Bernabeu bigots would wave hankies and whistle at the players and the president but ignore Zidane... Perez offers them the right anecdote and solace by sacking Zidane, and appointing, Camacho for the last few games to see the season through... He also assures Real Madrid would sign Pogba, Neymar, Hazard and Aguero laundering £300M bankrolled from the Spains reseves and would release a financial statement to support the holy cause; FC Franco has made record profit sand remains the biggest, most supported and marketable club in the world, UEFA coefficients ...to keep the little villagers high on spirits. To handle the circus at Real Madrid, Rafa in fact is better equipped than and inexperienced Zidane,
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:40 |
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triple sulk posted:
holy poo poo this is the best part
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 18:00 |
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Lord of Garbagemen posted:holy poo poo this is the best part That whole thing is just delusional. Why does Los Angeles need another club beyond LA Galaxy?
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 22:39 |
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oh dear god
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 23:34 |
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Mazel Tov, Machinegunboyo!
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 00:58 |
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jesus christ
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:18 |
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That would work edited into a best man speech.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 15:07 |
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Ozil is meeting them and giving them tickets.
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idk this is kinda funny
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