Post graphs you make without any explanation.

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___: Dec 30, 2007

have a logarithmic bar graph:

collisions of what? come to Disobey this coming January and find out!

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:28

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 00:05

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Space-Pope posted:

lol if you don't always include a free D&D dungeon with every billable project

lol if it's free and not ultimately thousands or tens of thousands of dollars or more

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:44

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

i'm like this close to writing a simple serial data grapher/logger in processing or something because there are no good, simple, nice looking cross-platform tools to do that, and it's something i really need for my arduino class

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:17

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

# ? Dec 18, 2015 06:10

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

BONGHITZ posted:

i find this graph unnerving and i wish it were just a histogram

# ? Dec 19, 2015 23:21

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

bump

# ? Jan 4, 2016 14:03

surebet: Jan 10, 2013; ａｖａｔａｒ
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all these graphs are inspiring and will help me hail satan at work

# ? Jan 4, 2016 15:57

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

We as a collective group don't make enough graphs.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:23

exe cummings: Jan 22, 2005

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# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:27

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

yard salad posted:

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nobody uses your thing

# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:05

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

Stereotype posted:

We as a collective group don't make enough graphs.

i make lots of plots but they are TOP SECRET COLLABORATION EYES ONLY

# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:06

exe cummings: Jan 22, 2005

Bloody posted:

nobody uses your thing

true, and thats a good thing. my thing sucks

# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:35

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

yard salad posted:

true, and thats a good thing. my thing sucks

same

# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:56

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

graphs are pass� you need visualizations now

# ? Jan 6, 2016 01:50

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

what if we had 3d graphs... that you needed 3d glasses for???

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:15

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

ChiralCondensate posted:

i make lots of plots but they are TOP SECRET COLLABORATION EYES ONLY

Hello phellow physicist.

Graphs are meant to be shared. Also that is why I say "no explanation," because if you get in trouble for posting a plot with no labels with the doofiest of ROOT color schemes then you have bad bosses.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:25

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:27

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

thats me literally flipping switches on and off lol

also it led me to improve the sensitivity of one of our exotic-physics instruments by a factor of 8

oops i explained it

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:32

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

i liked it better when there was some blue jlaw behind the numbers

# ? Jan 6, 2016 14:02

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

Stereotype posted:

Hello phellow physicist.

Graphs are meant to be shared. Also that is why I say "no explanation," because if you get in trouble for posting a plot with no labels with the doofiest of ROOT color schemes then you have bad bosses.

lol if the plots you make are not so self-explanatory and clear and so earth-shattering in their import that you can in good faith post them to this forum

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:50

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Stereotype posted:

oops i explained it

ur banned

ChiralCondensate posted:

lol if the plots you make are not so self-explanatory and clear and so earth-shattering in their import that you can in good faith post them to this forum

well, quite

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Jan 6, 2016

# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:43

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

big scary monsters posted:

their both poop atcually

# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:56

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

big scary monsters posted:

ur banned

well, quite

i hope this is a real, meaningful figure

# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:57

Spime Wrangler: Feb 23, 2003; Because we can.

kdes are the poo poo

# ? Jan 6, 2016 23:08

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

seaborn is pretty cool

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:42

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

also numpy uses FFTPACK, a 30 year old fortran package, instead of fftw3. This is apparently because nerds can't stop fighting and figure that python isn't actually a real programming language or something, so it doesn't need to do numerical recipies correctly.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:45

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

bump

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:24

surebet: Jan 10, 2013; ａｖａｔａｒ
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Stereotype posted:

seaborn is pretty cool

bitcoin rainbow chart looking good

# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:43

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

Stereotype posted:

seaborn is pretty cool

this is a very pretty graph :3:

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:59

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

who knew you could get the winforms chart control to actually do what you want

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:27

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

I think this graph is finally correct, I still have like 30 more hours of work to do on it though :sweatdrop:

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:25

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:36

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

ChiralCondensate posted:

my brain is like "keep looking, I swear there was a red mixed with black one..."

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:55

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

ChiralCondensate posted:

pick-up stix simulator 2016

# ? Feb 4, 2016 01:09

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

# ? Feb 4, 2016 18:47

sleepwalkers: Dec 7, 2008

thats what happens when children make you are graphs with crayons

# ? Feb 4, 2016 19:14

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

(gently caress your axis labels)

# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:30

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

please don't measure rat I/O

# ? Feb 5, 2016 01:17

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

~Coxy posted:

please don't measure rat I/O

quote:

scratch monkey: n.
As in �Before testing or reconfiguring, always mount a scratch monkey�, a proverb used to advise caution when dealing with irreplaceable data or devices. Used to refer to any scratch volume hooked to a computer during any risky operation as a replacement for some precious resource or data that might otherwise get trashed.

This term preserves the memory of Mabel, the Swimming Wonder Monkey, star of a biological research program at the University of Toronto. Mabel was not (so the legend goes) your ordinary monkey; the university had spent years teaching her how to swim, breathing through a regulator, in order to study the effects of different gas mixtures on her physiology. Mabel suffered an untimely demise one day when a DEC field circus engineer troubleshooting a crash on the program's VAX inadvertently interfered with some custom hardware that was wired to Mabel.

It is reported that, after calming down an understandably irate customer sufficiently to ascertain the facts of the matter, a DEC troubleshooter called up the field circus manager responsible and asked him sweetly, �Can you swim?� Not all the consequences to humans were so amusing; the sysop of the machine in question was nearly thrown in jail at the behest of certain clueless droids at the local �humane� society. The moral is clear: When in doubt, always mount a scratch monkey. [The actual incident occured in 1979 or 1980. There is a version of this story, complete with reported dialogue between one of the project people and DEC field service, that has been circulating on Internet since 1986. It is hilarious and mythic, but gets some facts wrong. For example, it reports the machine as a PDP-11 and alleges that Mabel's demise occurred when DEC PMed the machine. Earlier versions of this entry were based on that story; this one has been corrected from an interview with the hapless sysop. �ESR]

# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:39

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 00:05

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

~Coxy posted:

please don't measure rat I/O

sir we're seeing 6 kilo-mickeys per second!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:03

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