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Archenteron posted:Chandra likes her guys the way she likes everything else: flaming "So, uh, Jace, I heard you're heading to Innistrad." 
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Angry Grimace posted:"So, uh, Jace, I heard you're heading to Innistrad." I wish this image could be the thread title.
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Jan 6, 2016 01:09
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Angry Grimace posted:"So, uh, Jace, I heard you're heading to Innistrad." Holy poo poo, this is great.
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Jan 6, 2016 01:11
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Lol Jace contributed to the battle by doing math
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Jan 6, 2016 01:15
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Yeah, the fact that Jace could somehow block out Kozilek's reality warping powers is bullshit. Stop shoving Jace down our thoats, WoTC.
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Jan 6, 2016 01:18
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emrakul killing jace would legit be cool, like storywise and just because gently caress jace
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Jan 6, 2016 01:20
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OGW announced to be the best selling set of all time. grognards.txt complete
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Jan 6, 2016 01:21
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Angry Grimace posted:"So, uh, Jace, I heard you're heading to Innistrad." Do this with a high res scan from the book so I can make a playmat
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Jan 6, 2016 01:25
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Angry Grimace posted:"So, uh, Jace, I heard you're heading to Innistrad." yessssss
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Jan 6, 2016 01:26
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End of Life Guy posted:Do this with a high res scan from the book so I can make a playmat
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Jan 6, 2016 01:32
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Dungeon Ecology posted:emrakul killing jace would legit be cool, like storywise and just because gently caress jace No, no, no. Emrakul doesn't even need to notice Jace exists. While Chandra is doing her Flame On! poo poo, Nissa is doing her leyline thing, and Gideon is whipping it, Jace does his aspegers math, and realizes that in order for it to work, 2+3 must equal 0 and suffers an aneurysm, killing him. Then everyone else runs, gets Ugin and he flips the remaining Oathkeepers off and jumps to Dominaria. Basically, I want Jace to die like every math genius on TV does. They math too hard, get a nosebleed, and die.
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Jan 6, 2016 01:40
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I actually think mcmagic will be proven right (for the first time in history) on the Kalitas/Huntmaster/Chandra's parents debate.
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Jan 6, 2016 01:40
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What the hell is up with Chandra's arm? That has got to be one uncomfortable position.
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Jan 6, 2016 01:46
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Stolen from reddit: Exile Simian Spirit Guide (6 cards, 1 mana) Amulet of Vigor (5 cards, 0 mana) Simic Growth Chamber, letting it untap and tapping it for mana before bouncing it (4 unknown cards, 2 mana) Summer Bloom (3 cards, 0 mana) Replay the Simic Growth Chamber once (2 mana) Amulet of Vigor #2 (2 cards, 1 mana) Replay the Simic Growth Chamber with the second and third Summer Bloom land drops, but now you get to tap it twice before bouncing it (9 mana) Summer Bloom #2 (1 card, 7 mana) Replay Simic Growth Chamber three more times (19 mana) Time Reversal (7 cards, 14 mana) Summer Bloom #3 (6 cards, 12 mana) Replay another Simic Growth Chamber three more times (5 unknown cards, 24 mana) Doubling Season (4 cards, 19 mana) Karn Liberated, which starts at 12 counters (3 cards, 12 mana) Activate +4, exile Hedron Alignment from your hand (2 cards) The Chain Veil (1 card, 8 mana) Activate The Chain Veil (4 mana) Activate Karn -14, restarting the game with a Hedron Alignment and a new hand (7 cards, 0 mana) Reveal Chancellor of the Forge from your hand (6 unknown cards) At the beginning of the restarted first upkeep, Chancellor of the Forge and Hedron Alignment both trigger. Choose to put Chancellor on top. Get a 1/1 token, but don't let the stack clear all the way yet. Exile Simian Spirit Guide and discard Hedron Alignment to play Lightning Axe, targeting the 1/1 token (3 unknown cards) In response, exile Hedron Alignment to play Snapback, targeting the 1/1 token (1 unknown card) Return the token to your hand, where it promptly disappears Lightning Axe fizzles Hedron Alignment triggers. Reveal your two-card hand of Chancellor of the Forge and Hedron Alignment. Together with the one you discarded to Lightning Axe and the one you pitched to Snapback, that's enough to win.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:08
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Bonus posted:I based my list off of this: Consistency of mono black is one thing, but you lose a lot of other exile abilities and a lot of sub tech if not using white. Also, I really don't agree with running 4 of a legendary land - while it does ensure you get them in an opening grip, drawing a second of either is a dead card entirely. Getting an opening grip of 2 Eyes or 2 Urborbs is a 100% mulligan.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:17
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Kilo147 posted:No, no, no. Emrakul doesn't even need to notice Jace exists. While Chandra is doing her Flame On! poo poo, Nissa is doing her leyline thing, and Gideon is whipping it, Jace does his aspegers math, and realizes that in order for it to work, 2+3 must equal 0 and suffers an aneurysm, killing him. Then everyone else runs, gets Ugin and he flips the remaining Oathkeepers off and jumps to Dominaria. Since they are probably going the Lovecraft/horror/Cthulu version of Emrakul, Jace could just be driven mad by glimpsing him and we get the school-shooter version of Sarkhan the Mad
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Jan 6, 2016 02:19
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i saw 200 new posts and thought something cool happened....nope, just people arguing with mcmagic
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Jan 6, 2016 02:21
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Terrible Horse posted:Since they are probably going the Lovecraft/horror/Cthulu version of Emrakul, Jace could just be driven mad by glimpsing him and we get the school-shooter version of Sarkhan the Mad And a glimpse the unthinkable reprint please.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:23
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gwrtheyrn posted:And a glimpse the unthinkable reprint please. Welcome to Flavor Country.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:25
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WhalerWren posted:Aaaand I missed one. I'M SO loving TIRED OF STUPID rear end JACE
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Jan 6, 2016 02:25
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He's like the John Cena of Planeswalkers.....
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Jan 6, 2016 02:26
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Angry Grimace posted:"So, uh, Jace, I heard you're heading to Innistrad." i was going to come in here and bitch at you for arguing with mcmagic earlier but this image makes it all worth it
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Jan 6, 2016 02:27
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gwrtheyrn posted:And a glimpse the unthinkable reprint please. Pretty please with sprinkles and everything. There is no drat reason for that card to be 30 bucks.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:32
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GoutPatrol posted:Pretty please with sprinkles and everything. There is no drat reason for that card to be 30 bucks. Holy poo poo. The kitchen table mill market is huge.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:33
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I think the idea is that the Eldrazi are able to avoid taking physical damage due to their inherent bullshit, so Jace found a way to lock their physical forms in place and Chandra just took care of the rest.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:36
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I think it's difficult to get invested in any of this nonsense.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:40
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Rinkles posted:I think it's difficult to get invested in any of this nonsense. When I was a kid, the art and the implied lore (there were no "storylines" then) was a huge amount of the appeal. Now its an amusing thing that gets in the way of wizard chess.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:42
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Of course, Ulamog and Kozilek are still alive, so why are they so excited. Ugin explained why this plan was a bad one already.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:43
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bhsman posted:I think the idea is that the Eldrazi are able to avoid taking physical damage due to their inherent bullshit, so Jace found a way to lock their physical forms in place and Chandra just took care of the rest. My theory is that the MTG genre fiction writers aren't very good.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:44
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Rinkles posted:I think it's difficult to get invested in any of this nonsense. i really liked the phyrexians in mirrodin, that was legit cool to me
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Jan 6, 2016 02:45
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Terrible Horse posted:When I was a kid, the art and the implied lore (there were no "storylines" then) was a huge amount of the appeal. Now its an amusing thing that gets in the way of wizard chess. I don't mind the world building (and think wotc do an okay job on that front), but following the adventures of beautiful young adult super wizards, not so much.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:46
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gwrtheyrn posted:And a glimpse the unthinkable reprint please. Flavor fail with Ingest/Processing/Eldrazi (if that's indeed where Shadows is going). You'll get 1UB "exile the top 10" with Devoid and you'll like it. And I will still run it in Modern Mill because playing that deck in the first place means I have brain problems. Also to Wizard's credit, that ending supports their decision to go to a 2 sets/block structure. Can you imagine stretching that ending across an entire block of cards & story? Or a middle set that was just "oh poo poo Kozilek's here"? C-Euro fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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Jan 6, 2016 02:47
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C-Euro posted:Flavor fail with Ingest/Processing/Eldrazi (if that's indeed where Shadows is going). You'll get 1UB "exile the top 10" with Devoid and you'll like it. And I will still run it in Modern Mill because playing that deck in the first place means I have brain problems. Exiling 10 doesn't work as well with my 6 main board extraction effects though I too have a terrible modern esper mill deck
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Jan 6, 2016 02:57
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Idk, Jace at least makes coherent, thematic sense with the story so far - he blew up his teacher's mind then lobotomized himself to forget about his past, he's a wizard who specializes in mind magic in every incarnation, and his spell is basically a reverse Telepathy.
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Jan 6, 2016 03:03
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Legacy Christmas Land! T1: Island, Ponder/Brainstorm/Preordain T2: Ancient Tomb/City of Traitors, Hedron Alignment T3: [Hedron Alignment trigger on the stack], cast Intuition for 3 x Hedron Alignment, [activate Faerie Macabre] exiling one Hedron Alignment, [Hedron Alignment trigger resolves] you win.
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Jan 6, 2016 03:06
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Jace's mind magic stuff is far less obnoxious than either Gideon's "I'd be superman if they had the rights to the character" or Nissa's "we polled an environmentalist group for her motivations" schticks The point is that Urza should come back in another robot suit, murder the gatewatch, and restart a war with new phyrexia
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Jan 6, 2016 03:11
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Maybe now that the Eldrazi threat to Zendikar has diminished, Nissa will have more time to be racist again  gwrtheyrn posted:Exiling 10 doesn't work as well with my 6 main board extraction effects though Oh poo poo yeah, you're right. Post your terrible mill deck in the Brewhaus/Eternal threads! I haven't talked shop on that deck in a long time. The correct number of extraction effects is 3/1 MB/SB Surgical Extraction, unless you're counting stuff like Crypt Incursion.
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Jan 6, 2016 03:22
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the only way that plot is even remotely ok is if ulamog shows up on ravnica or something six blocks from now and Jace is like HOW and ugin shows up and says what the gently caress did I tell you dumbass, were you even listening? did you think it was as simple as 'use fire' jesus gently caress are you retarded
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Jan 6, 2016 03:25
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Angry Grimace posted:Chandra mugging to get into a Dreamworks feature film But she's not an animal?
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The best part about looking through the sale stuff on Star City is how insane their inventory is of some stuff. Like, yeah, you guys have 49 foil Ghostly Prisons, where did they come from?
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