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You're in a tavern on a dark, cold night, with but one thing on your mind: baseball. You survey the patrons along the bar, and one catches your eye. Disheveled and worn, it's clear he's seen some hard times. If ever a man has been utterly abandoned by good fortune, this man has. He drinks slowly, like a man who can't afford too many refills. Noticing you staring, he turns, and knows instantly what you're here for. Realizing this may be a chance to reclaim a small amount of his lost dignity, he straightens up, and speaks with authority. He tells you, "I've got the pitching, if you've got everything else. My bullpen isn't the best, but I've got Aroldis Chapman closing, and that's plenty. What do you say? Are we a team?" What do you do? EclecticTastes fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jan 5, 2016 |
# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:30 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 01:51 |
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This is where I roll initiative and try to stab the crazy hobo, right?
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:35 |
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Smasher I have a new and definitely not terrible logo!!!! it was mcfreeze's idea i claim no fault in this
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:41 |
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Sub-Par Week 1 Injury Report! Hooray! Akabira Killer Mikes Rube Waddell (SP) (History repeats itself - again!!) - 21 days Commonwealth Flying Dukaki Mariano Rivera (RP) (The tank incident) - 89 days Modern Bourgeois Barry Bonds (LF) (Barry being Barry) - 15 days Wasteland Vault Boys Ed Delahanty (CF) (Abducted by Atom Cats) - 17 days yankeesfans.gif Pete Alexander (SP) (Gnarly hangnail) - 4 days
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:49 |
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The 8th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Dangerous Liaisons Tag team time has come again! The way this will work is that two teams, and it can be any two teams, whether they be from the Super-League, the Sub-Par League, or some sort of unholy union between a team from the Super-League and a team from the Sub-Par League, will team up to form a super-team, with each team providing two of the following four components: -Infield (1B, 2B, 3B, SS, DH, two backup IFs) -Outfield and Catcher (C, LF, CF, RF, a backup C, and two backup OFs) -Starting Rotation (SP1, SP2, SP3, SP4, SP5) -Bullpen (CL, SU, SR, SR, MR, LR) The winners get the greatest gift I am capable of giving: Immortality! That's right, the teams who win this tournament will be immune from relegation or demotion for a full season! And if you are in the Sub-Par league and are part of the winning tag team, you'll automatically be promoted to the Super-League proper for Super-League XIX. (There's probably going to be a Super-League XIX). The defending champions of this contest are, improbably enough, the Burnt Doritos, the team of the Mitchell Kernels and the Kobe Crows. For obvious reasons, the Crows retaining the titles, making them immune from demotion, does tend to conflict with my desire to send HulkaMatt, noted Roman Reigns super-fan, to the Sub-Par League where he can sit and reconsider his love of a man with only three moves and a shameful torso. So, you guys should help me fix that problem. So, find yourself a partner, combine material from each of your teams, and create a child team that you both will cherish and nurture right up until it goes off to the tournament and disappoints you greatly. And then, you will know how your parents feels every time they think about you. Participating Teams! Burnt Doritos (c) (Mitchell Kernels/Kobe Crows) Tunnel Snakes (Krakow Dragons/Wasteland Vault Boys) Adventures in Babysitting (Slaughterhouse Nine/Genoa Janus) Alter Egos (Kozmic Space Fish/Hoboken Zehpyrs) Claymores (Alekhtar Shardblades/Upstate Highlanders) Good Idea, Bad Idea (Portland Panderers/Aperture Scientists) Summit Series (CSKA Llama/River City Ransom) CanaDA Bomb! (Oklahoma City Bombers/RCMP) The Catastronauts (Achewood Stoned Lightning/EV-IL Corp. Villains) Crash and Burn (Detroit Wolverines/Khartoum Doom) Googin' 25/8 (Goog Day/Modern Bourgeois) Royal Commission (South Bolton Eazy W's/Minnesota Commission) This Team Exists (Rochester Generics/St. Maartteenn Storm) Smasher Dynamo fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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And speaking of the tag team tournament, because I'm pretty sure there's not going to be any important changes to this through trades or drafts or whatnot, here's a super-duper early bird Alter Egos roster post! Superfluous logo that makes the post easier to spot when I try to find it in my post history: Roster: code:
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TheMcD fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jan 24, 2016 |
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:07 |
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If he continues to hold up well, should we consider Tiant instead of Halladay? Tiant was a force of nature for the first half of the season for the Nortons in both seasons. And given that the Tag Team Tournament is only 80 games...Ice To Meet You posted:Sub-Par Week 1 Injury Report! Hooray! Hooray hooray it's time to write send me some screenshots!
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:13 |
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Apparently I didn't post updates: Wainwright to SP5, Arrieta to LR, Miller in for Adams and Strasburg in for Johnson where Adams and Johnson are shoved down the bench. Ice To Meet You posted:Sub-Par Week 1 Injury Report! Hooray! Put Bryce Harper in at DH
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:21 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Sub-Par Week 1 Injury Report! Hooray! I mean, it's not the worst injury in the world but that blows.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:36 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Sub-Par Week 1 Injury Report! Hooray! Fine. Frank Robinson takes over the LF
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:47 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:I mean, it's not the worst injury in the world but that blows. It's the worst injury of week 1 for either league. Sorry guy
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 00:42 |
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Send Rube down to the DL, call up Wes Ferrell to the LR, put Wilbur Cooper in the rotation. The rotation should be: #1 Smith #2 Williams #3 Seaver #4 Mays #5 Cooper
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 02:28 |
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Forzelt posted:Sounds good. IF and RP right? That would be correct.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:36 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Sub-Par Week 1 Injury Report! Hooray! Spot start Zito and go a man short in the bullpen
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:57 |
FairGame posted:If he continues to hold up well, should we consider Tiant instead of Halladay? Tiant was a force of nature for the first half of the season for the Nortons in both seasons. And given that the Tag Team Tournament is only 80 games... Yeah, sure. I just copy-pasted your starters for the start of the season for that part anyway, I didn't put any actual thought in it. I'm not very good with non-Schilling pitchers.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:57 |
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Super-League XVIII, Week 2 Injury Report Mitchell Kernels Dan Quisenberry (RP) (The Wages of Sin) - 19 days Oklahoma City Bombers Barry Bonds (OF) (It begins!) - 8 days Rockford Losers Magglio Ordonez (OF) (The ghost of ToiletofSadness does not rest easy) - 17 days Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ [NJPW] Kobe Crows Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) @ [UK] Porthcawl Rakers Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) @ [USA] Mitchell Kernels UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [GER] Hoboken Zephyrs sweep vs. Both retain vs. [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:29 |
Pick'Em: W's, Panderers, Kernels, both retain.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:36 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ [NJPW] Kobe Crows Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) @ [UK] Porthcawl Rakers Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) @ [USA] Mitchell Kernels UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [GER] Hoboken Zephyrs sweep vs. Both retain vs. [CAN] RCMP sweep
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TheMcD posted:Pick'Em: W's, Panderers, Kernels, both retain.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:41 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ [NJPW] Kobe Crows Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) @ [UK] Porthcawl Rakers Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) @ [USA] Mitchell Kernels UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [GER] Hoboken Zephyrs sweep vs. Both retain vs. [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:42 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:44 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:
Everyone Retains. ...also, is anyone tracking this stuff? Am I supposed to be tracking this stuff?
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:46 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Kernels win, everyone else retains.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:01 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) [USA] Portland Panderers (c) [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:05 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions RCMP Sweep, all others retain.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:10 |
FairGame posted:...also, is anyone tracking this stuff? Am I supposed to be tracking this stuff? I think we all just assumed you'd be doing it. I know I'm not doing it, that's a lot of work that sucks.
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TheMcD posted:I think we all just assumed you'd be doing it. I know I'm not doing it, that's a lot of work that sucks. Well gently caress. Alright, I guess I'll do it.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:26 |
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All Champs Retain
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:34 |
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FairGame posted:Well gently caress. You missed your chance to just capriciously award the pick to a random participant at the end of the season. ...or have you?
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships Both retain
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:49 |
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All Retain
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Eazy W's Rakers Kernels Police
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:59 |
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Kernels and Mounties take, others retain
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:39 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ [NJPW] Kobe Crows Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) @ [UK] Porthcawl Rakers Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) @ [USA] Mitchell Kernels UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [GER] Hoboken Zephyrs sweep vs. Both retain vs. [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:42 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ [NJPW] Kobe Crows Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) @ [UK] Porthcawl Rakers Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) @ [USA] Mitchell Kernels UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [GER] Hoboken Zephyrs sweep vs. Both retain vs. [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:02 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Super-League XVIII, Week 2 Injury Report
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:41 |
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Pick 'em: International Tensions Intercontinental Championship [UK] South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ [NJPW] Kobe Crows Television Championship [USA] Portland Panderers (c) @ [UK] Porthcawl Rakers Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships [NJ] EV-IL Corp. Villains (c) @ [USA] Mitchell Kernels UNIFICATION SERIES! Canadian vs. United States and European Championships [GER] Hoboken Zephyrs sweep vs. Both retain vs. [CAN] RCMP sweep
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:44 |
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Champs retain.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:38 |
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All Champs Retain
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Sub-Par League VI, Week 1: Yes, Again Games of the Weak Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score The Iron Sheik posted:
Box Score Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Team Statistics Analysis You should probably stop getting your pitchers hurt, IMO. Analysis Definitely a sustainable batting average. Analysis It's a good thing you made sure to get Clay Carroll this time around! Analysis There is nothing wrong with the People's Left-Hander. Analysis Ted Williams will probably get better. Analysis Let's recognize Cody Allen, for defeating the Mexicutioners in Mexico. A job well done. Analysis Is it randomness, or skill? Analysis Ted Williams will probably get better. Analysis Da Pope's Champs. Analysis Start winning more. Analysis I have nothing to report. Analysis You beat the Mexicutioners 1-0. Sure, why not? Analysis Rollie is gonna be Rollie. Analysis Weak week, but dingers will come. Analysis I sense a small problem with your offense. Analysis Back, and more generic than ever! Analysis The Futchen One for MVP? Analysis The first couple weeks are always kind of weird. Analysis Some people are pulling their weight in the steals division. The rest? Disappointing. Analysis Is Barry Zito the chosen one? Stay tuned... Standings
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