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Jan 6, 2016 03:29
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neonbregna posted:
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Jan 6, 2016 04:37
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so Apple made 1.6 million app jobs be created or something if you read the paper that's from, that's based on scraping indeed.com for "iOS" and "app", and combining that number with some undocumented math mostly created out of thin air but that includes some sources like "informal conversations with tech executives"
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Jan 6, 2016 21:33
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Kevin...
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Jan 6, 2016 21:43
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Kevin why are u associating with an unrepentant sex offender Kevin who do you think you're going to "Pleasure" exactly
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Jan 6, 2016 22:56
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this brings me no pleasure
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Jan 7, 2016 00:25
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The Management posted:this brings me no pleasure does reddit's software allow you to declare people mods without their consent?
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Jan 7, 2016 00:45
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who the hell is half hand
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Jan 7, 2016 00:57
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Puppy Galaxy posted:who the hell is half hand
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Jan 7, 2016 01:08
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Puppy Galaxy posted:who the hell is half hand he's a convicted pedophile (seriously), and frequent ban recipient in the bitcoin and star citizen threads.
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Jan 7, 2016 01:47
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apple your poo poo is garbage
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nope
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Jan 7, 2016 04:23
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quote="The Management" post="454661679"] he's a convicted pedophile (seriously), and frequent ban recipient in the bitcoin and star citizen threads. [/quote] oh, lol
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Jan 7, 2016 04:28
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nice fail fucktard
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Jan 7, 2016 04:40
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Smythe posted:nice fail fucktard to what are you referring to friend
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Jan 7, 2016 04:43
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your failyure
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carry on then posted:apple your poo poo is garbage what's the problem here?
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Jan 7, 2016 04:53
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my new ipad mini 4 is getting here monday i guess
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Jan 7, 2016 04:58
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nice loss comic
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Jan 7, 2016 07:24
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gently caress china gently caress all 1.3 billion of them - an apple stockholder
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Jan 7, 2016 22:58
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:what's the problem here? im not seeing it either, op is full of fail
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Jan 7, 2016 23:08
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System 42.0 blaze it
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Jan 7, 2016 23:12
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i saw one with jesus fighting satan and my crazy cousins mom typing amen on a bunch more
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Jan 7, 2016 23:25
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poty posted:gently caress china time to buy
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Jan 7, 2016 23:45
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cremnob posted:time to buy not yet
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Jan 7, 2016 23:58
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if the stock doesnt have first quarter results where they sell half as many iphones as last year already priced in then gently caress this gay earth
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Jan 8, 2016 06:29
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poty posted:if the stock doesnt have first quarter results where they sell half as many iphones as last year already priced in then gently caress this gay earth I read this sentence too many times and have not been able to parse it in any logical way.
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Jan 8, 2016 06:43
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if really bad quarter results are not priced in to the stock already then gently caress this gay earth
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Jan 8, 2016 06:52
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poty posted:if
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Jan 8, 2016 07:03
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This literally happened a few minutes ago, and I may be in need of searching for a new job, pls halp. I created a project at my work that allowed all of our products to be linked up to android apps that our customers can use to control them. Today was the day I was presenting this to upper management. Before starting my presentation, the CEO of my company stopped in and decided he was interested in my project. The presentation goes well, and is very well received. Everyone thinks its a great idea to link our products up to apps instead of controlling them via switches and push buttons. The final slide of my project was titled "Why Android Initially", this is where things went, very, very bad. I presented data showing that Android based devices currently hold >50% market share and Apple is only around 38%. I then proceeded to tell everyone 82% of new phones being shipped right now are Android based. I also explained that development for Android was much easier than iOS. After I finish making these points my CEO just responds with "Well, 82% of people are stupid". Obviously thinking it was a joke, and he just liked Apple more, I responded back with "Looks like we have a fanboy in the room". The room went dead silent for the remainder of my presentation. I finish up the presentation thinking it went quite well, and the CEO storms out. One of the VPs in the meeting pulls me aside, and politely fills me in on the fact that our CEO is one of the largest shareholders of Apple. I kinda just left work after that one... TL;DR: poo poo on Apple in front of my CEO who's one of the biggest investors in the company and called him a loving fanboy Edit: rip inbox Edit2: in the presentation I talked about expanding to iOS when the time presented itself. For now, having the fully designed android app fits everyone's needs. That's why the slide was titled Why Android Initially Edit3: yes, I own an android. Would I call myself a fan boy? Maybe. I just prefer superior hardware (for lower costs) and open source. Whatever platform offers me that is the one I'll choose. I stated the android facts not to discredit apple, but to show the usefulness of having the android app. An iOS app could not be created in near the time I made the android app, because I would have had to learn other languages etc. It was also just flat out not needed initially. i hope this retard reddit man gets fired
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Jan 8, 2016 07:31
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Athletic Footjob posted:i hope this retard reddit man gets fired you hope this guy loses his livelihood? how come?
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Jan 8, 2016 09:11
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i wouldn't worry, iPhone people are pretty chill
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Jan 8, 2016 09:35
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BONGHITZ posted:i wouldn't worry, iPhone people are pretty chill im a chill iphone guy and I listen to this music unironically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHGPeFqdzVM
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Jan 8, 2016 09:38
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Athletic Footjob posted:This literally happened a few minutes ago, and I may be in need of searching for a new job, pls halp. I created a project at my work that allowed all of our products to be linked up to android apps that our customers can use to control them. Today was the day I was presenting this to upper management. Before starting my presentation, the CEO of my company stopped in and decided he was interested in my project. The presentation goes well, and is very well received. Everyone thinks its a great idea to link our products up to apps instead of controlling them via switches and push buttons. The final slide of my project was titled "Why Android Initially", this is where things went, very, very bad. I presented data showing that Android based devices currently hold >50% market share and Apple is only around 38%. I then proceeded to tell everyone 82% of new phones being shipped right now are Android based. I also explained that development for Android was much easier than iOS. After I finish making these points my CEO just responds with "Well, 82% of people are stupid". Obviously thinking it was a joke, and he just liked Apple more, I responded back with "Looks like we have a fanboy in the room". The room went dead silent for the remainder of my presentation. I finish up the presentation thinking it went quite well, and the CEO storms out. One of the VPs in the meeting pulls me aside, and politely fills me in on the fact that our CEO is one of the largest shareholders of Apple. I kinda just left work after that one... lol
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Athletic Footjob posted:This literally happened a few minutes ago, and I may be in need of searching for a new job, pls halp. I created a project at my work that allowed all of our products to be linked up to android apps that our customers can use to control them. Today was the day I was presenting this to upper management. Before starting my presentation, the CEO of my company stopped in and decided he was interested in my project. The presentation goes well, and is very well received. Everyone thinks its a great idea to link our products up to apps instead of controlling them via switches and push buttons. The final slide of my project was titled "Why Android Initially", this is where things went, very, very bad. I presented data showing that Android based devices currently hold >50% market share and Apple is only around 38%. I then proceeded to tell everyone 82% of new phones being shipped right now are Android based. I also explained that development for Android was much easier than iOS. After I finish making these points my CEO just responds with "Well, 82% of people are stupid". Obviously thinking it was a joke, and he just liked Apple more, I responded back with "Looks like we have a fanboy in the room". The room went dead silent for the remainder of my presentation. I finish up the presentation thinking it went quite well, and the CEO storms out. One of the VPs in the meeting pulls me aside, and politely fills me in on the fact that our CEO is one of the largest shareholders of Apple. I kinda just left work after that one... lol
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Athletic Footjob posted:This literally happened a few minutes ago, and I may be in need of searching for a new job, pls halp. I created a project at my work that allowed all of our products to be linked up to android apps that our customers can use to control them. Today was the day I was presenting this to upper management. Before starting my presentation, the CEO of my company stopped in and decided he was interested in my project. The presentation goes well, and is very well received. Everyone thinks its a great idea to link our products up to apps instead of controlling them via switches and push buttons. The final slide of my project was titled "Why Android Initially", this is where things went, very, very bad. I presented data showing that Android based devices currently hold >50% market share and Apple is only around 38%. I then proceeded to tell everyone 82% of new phones being shipped right now are Android based. I also explained that development for Android was much easier than iOS. After I finish making these points my CEO just responds with "Well, 82% of people are stupid". Obviously thinking it was a joke, and he just liked Apple more, I responded back with "Looks like we have a fanboy in the room". The room went dead silent for the remainder of my presentation. I finish up the presentation thinking it went quite well, and the CEO storms out. One of the VPs in the meeting pulls me aside, and politely fills me in on the fact that our CEO is one of the largest shareholders of Apple. I kinda just left work after that one... lol ceo guy got owned.
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Shaggar posted:lol ceowned.
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