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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

uncurable mlady posted:

my bathroom breaks are timed at work

get paid to post!

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I think im happy

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i have self-diagnosed depression but won't see anyone about it

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I will never be able to afford to live the life I want

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Tequila just makes my clothes fall off lol! :)

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

yard salad posted:

Tequila just makes my clothes fall off lol! :)

I have a type of liqour I love, and a type I'll steadfastly refuse because it makes me ~~crazy~~

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

lancemantis posted:

i have gone into debt to modify my truck for muddin, mostly adding a large amount of vertical lift and incredibly expensive, noisy, fuel-guzzling tires

of course my vehicle needs a snorkel, what kind of stupid question is that?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

ADINSX posted:

I quote Office Space constantly

did you see the latest Dilbert? isn't it just like our office??? haha wow he must be spying on us!!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

everyone stop to look at this dilbert i printed out and brought around to everyone's desk and will tape up on the break room door!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

(alternatively if i'm a girl) everyone stop to look at this some_ecards thing i printed out and brought around to everyone's desk and will tape up on the break room door!

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part haha!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I'm a sexist

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I'm taking the ice bucket challenge!

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I eat meals in front of the TV.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I actually like things.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I have a battery case for my android phone

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
why would anyone ___

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i watch tv/movies on tv with ads even though i own the dvd/bluray that doesnt have ads

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

ADINSX posted:

I have a type of liqour I love, and a type I'll steadfastly refuse because it makes me ~~crazy~~

both of them are wild turkey 101

you haven't tried bourbon until you've pounded a pint of this outside a football stadium

it's only for eagles home games, though. i can't get that ~*~crazy~*~ when traveling

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

craisins posted:

i watch tv/movies on tv with ads even though i own the dvd/bluray that doesnt have ads

i watch recorded television on my dvr but don t bother to skip the ads

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

both of them are wild turkey 101

you haven't tried bourbon until you've pounded a pint of this outside a football stadium

it's only for eagles home games, though. i can't get that ~*~crazy~*~ when traveling

Gin makes you sin

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

*said to me by a loving IDIOT a loving PLEBE as i browse the 'yos*

hey whats that hacker site u always read??

ooc: i've been asked this a few times and the idea of verbalizing an explanation of what the SA forums are is so horrible i just switch tabs and say "nothing"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

ADINSX posted:

Gin makes you sin

sin makes me grin

GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.
I keep an itemized budget in an excel spreadsheet detailing how much I can afford to spend on basic necessities such as rent, food, laundry, travel to work, etc

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I too was in the marines

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

my gun collection is worth more than my car/house

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
i post in the "rp a 5 figgy fucktard" thread

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Mr. Apollo posted:

my eagles memorabilia collection is worth more than my car/house

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I'm a fan of the Eagles

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
i am incapable of even taking a poo poo without mindlessly swiping on my phone because i have the attention span of a child and the idea of just being alone with my thoughts for even a few seconds is too much

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

cadenza posted:

i am incapable of even taking a poo poo without mindlessly swiping on my phone because i have the attention span of a child and the idea of just being alone with my thoughts for even a few seconds is too much

every one of my swipes is perfectly calculated

I'm the best at temple run

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

i have to coordinate my breaks with other employees

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

I have multiple bank accounts across many banks in order to hide money from myself

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Store branded credit cards only, please.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

My red card gets me 10% off at Target :smug:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

My red card gets me 10% off at Target :smug:

it's only five percent

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
i want to churn credit cards for reward miles but i don't meet the minimum salary for any of the good ones

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

but I've also saved $21.67 since October 2014 using the cartwheel app.

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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
i switched banks for a free ipod shuffle

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