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auzdark
Aug 29, 2005

Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.

Not quite the same Theme but pretty interesting - Installing MSDOS 5 right through to Windows 7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPnehDhGa14

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Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
That slightly "wtf"-look on the boy's face, though. He doesn't look like he'll be a 'trek fan just because a computer is involved.
Since this was from an old page, you may call my post obsolete and failed now.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Fuzz1111 posted:

The thing is it will be much worse than it was back then because it's a different internet now, and without broadband many websites just aren't usable at all anymore.

A few years ago (for some work related task I can't remember the purpose of) I had to visit a bunch of popular websites and measure how much data was used to load the desktop and mobile versions of each. I remember being surprised at just how big the html content alone could be: usually between 100 and 500kB but sometimes over a megabyte - just the main html file - that means over 3 minutes to load a webpage on 56k even if you've disabled images, JavaScript, stylesheets and plugins. I don't remember the dialup days being quite that bad.

I've also noticed that many internet plans now limit you to something more realistic like 256kbit when you reach your cap - I'm guessing that's because intention is to give you something usable to use until your cap resets and 56kbit doesn't qualify anymore.

Back in 2007/2008 I did something similar for my company's ISP portal page. At a time when they still had millions of dial-up users, the home page was just massive. I can't remember the numbers now, but a small JPG was 100kb. None of the web designers apparently knew you could Save for the Web in Photoshop. And then they went crazy on advertising. So start with a bunch of unoptimized media and then add Flash.

I guess they expected people to use their 56k optimization software and cache everything. Needless to say, a huge percentage of support tickets were cache related.

And there's your obsolete technology - 56k dial-up optimization. I think the Opera browser had one for your phone that essentially cached everything through Sweden.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

What's tragic is that website load speed has hit a bottom peak about 5 few years ago, much improved by Google Chrome, and just increased since. Many big sites you visit can take up to 5-10 seconds to load, because they integrate social media bullshit, clickbait bullshit, dozens of crosslinks to other articles, user comments, videos, image carousels, and of course a truckload of ads, which I don't see on my PC, but it's TERRIBLE on a mobile device. It's really sad.

Couple that with the terrible modern webdesign ethos of having everything be a sea of white and grey with no borders or colors, and it's just awful. I truly hope we'll look back at current UI/web design in 10 years and mock it to hell, because gently caress it.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Pilsner posted:

What's tragic is that website load speed has hit a bottom peak about 5 few years ago, much improved by Google Chrome, and just increased since. Many big sites you visit can take up to 5-10 seconds to load, because they integrate social media bullshit, clickbait bullshit, dozens of crosslinks to other articles, user comments, videos, image carousels, and of course a truckload of ads, which I don't see on my PC, but it's TERRIBLE on a mobile device. It's really sad.

Couple that with the terrible modern webdesign ethos of having everything be a sea of white and grey with no borders or colors, and it's just awful. I truly hope we'll look back at current UI/web design in 10 years and mock it to hell, because gently caress it.

News sites are some of the worst. I just want a list of everything that's happening - preferably without a lot of graphics so I can click around quickly. Pulling up CNN and it's a hot mess. I want a Drudge Report design that well, isn't Drudge Report.

Oh the plus side I just learned Bill Cosby and Ethen Couch are getting arrested - so the year ends on a positive note.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
I remember there once was the "5kb website challenge" where the goal was to build a functional site that didn't blow past 5kb.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

Krispy Kareem posted:

News sites are some of the worst. I just want a list of everything that's happening - preferably without a lot of graphics so I can click around quickly. Pulling up CNN and it's a hot mess. I want a Drudge Report design that well, isn't Drudge Report.
Yeah that's another sad thing. It's not really a technical issue, it's a matter of news stations and sites not being about news anymore, they're just about amassing the biggest amount of viewers/clickers and thus revenue. The most absurd thing about some news websites is that they don't even list their news in chronological order. WTF?

I ditched following any form of news, televised, digital or written, about 5 years ago, and haven't been happier. It's 99% bull loving poo poo.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Krispy Kareem posted:

News sites are some of the worst. I just want a list of everything that's happening - preferably without a lot of graphics so I can click around quickly. Pulling up CNN and it's a hot mess. I want a Drudge Report design that well, isn't Drudge Report.

Oh the plus side I just learned Bill Cosby and Ethen Couch are getting arrested - so the year ends on a positive note.

When CNN changed over to this format, they had a page where people could log complaints. It was taken down within a day or so.

loga mira
Feb 16, 2011

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE NAZIS?
Use RSS (yeah yeah heres another obsolete thing for the obsolete thing thread). I'm using Feedly on Desktop and Mr Reader connected to Feedly elsewhere, and I save articles straight to Pocket. I don't even own a tv remember what some of the sites I'm subscribed to look like. I'm a god drat leech but I always donate if sites or blogs are asking for donations.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Failed technology: hamburgers.

I had two hamburgers and now I'm going to walk to the petrol station to get some pizza and meat pies and milk and maybe chocolate chip muffins because hamburgers have failed to sate my drunk hunger.

I mean even with two kinds of mayonnaise it felt like nothing at all.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Jerry Cotton posted:

Failed technology: hamburgers.

I had two hamburgers and now I'm going to walk to the petrol station to get some pizza and meat pies and milk and maybe chocolate chip muffins because hamburgers have failed to sate my drunk hunger.

I mean even with two kinds of mayonnaise it felt like nothing at all.

Congratulations on your obesity and creeping diabetes.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Krispy Kareem posted:

And there's your obsolete technology - 56k dial-up optimization. I think the Opera browser had one for your phone that essentially cached everything through Sweden.

Norway, you peasant. :norway:

That data center is still running as the eastern Europe center (and fallback for the rest of the world), and IIRC it still provides 100% of the heating required for the fairly large office building it's in. The new main data centre is somewhere in Iceland, though. The tech is still around in new Opera, as "turbo" - though most of the use these days is probably opera mini and mobile.

There's also "Opera Max" or whatever it's branded as now, their compressing proxy service for all traffic to/from your phone, but I think that's typically hosted by a cellphone provider.

Computer viking has a new favorite as of 03:50 on Dec 31, 2015

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Non Serviam posted:

Congratulations on your obesity and creeping diabetes.

It's a-running by now :unsmigghh:

loga mira
Feb 16, 2011

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE NAZIS?

Computer viking posted:

The tech is still around in new Opera, as "turbo" - though most of the use these days is probably opera mini and mobile.

Hey I still use that when I'm out in the country, on crappiest EDGE/GPRS ever with phone in modem mode it almost makes things not painful. I'd have to pay for satellite internet if they scrapped that service.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

loga mira posted:

Use RSS (yeah yeah heres another obsolete thing for the obsolete thing thread). I'm using Feedly on Desktop and Mr Reader connected to Feedly elsewhere, and I save articles straight to Pocket. I don't even own a tv remember what some of the sites I'm subscribed to look like. I'm a god drat leech but I always donate if sites or blogs are asking for donations.

I always wanted to learn what the actual gently caress RSS is and how it works and how to use it to your ends and every time I'm completely lost.

loga mira
Feb 16, 2011

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE NAZIS?
RSS basically tells you when there's a new post, article or whatever on the site. The non-forums part of SA has it hidden somewhat, the orange icons on the Directory page are RSS links, if you click on them you can see the list of articles in that feed and that is what the RSS reader will show you:

https://www.somethingawful.com/rss/photoshop-phriday.xml

Feedly is the service that handles your subscriptions, you make a Feedly account and then click the big "Add Content" button and pick the sites you want, or search for them. Another way to add subs is to search the website itself for a link to its rss feed (ctrl+f "rss" or "feed" usually works), copy and paste that into Feedly. Then you just check http://feedly.com/i/latest from time to time.

Then there are mobile apps that will ask for your Feedly login and pass and will show the same stuff in a slightly different way, MR Reader is close to how Google Reader (RIP) looked like but there are many such apps, and Feedly has an official app of course. Some of those apps support services like Pocket and Instapaper so you can save items from the feed reader directly to them, without even visiting the website they came from.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Krispy Kareem posted:

And there's your obsolete technology - 56k dial-up optimization. I think the Opera browser had one for your phone that essentially cached everything through Sweden.

Actually Chrome for iOS/Android can do that too - it's quite useful if you have capped mobile data so I wouldn't call it obsolete just yet

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A unified adblocker and/or site operators that stop video ads and shiity bandwidth sucking websites would be amazing,

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

loga mira posted:

RSS basically tells you when there's a new post, article or whatever on the site. The non-forums part of SA has it hidden somewhat, the orange icons on the Directory page are RSS links, if you click on them you can see the list of articles in that feed and that is what the RSS reader will show you:

https://www.somethingawful.com/rss/photoshop-phriday.xml

Feedly is the service that handles your subscriptions, you make a Feedly account and then click the big "Add Content" button and pick the sites you want, or search for them. Another way to add subs is to search the website itself for a link to its rss feed (ctrl+f "rss" or "feed" usually works), copy and paste that into Feedly. Then you just check http://feedly.com/i/latest from time to time.

Then there are mobile apps that will ask for your Feedly login and pass and will show the same stuff in a slightly different way, MR Reader is close to how Google Reader (RIP) looked like but there are many such apps, and Feedly has an official app of course. Some of those apps support services like Pocket and Instapaper so you can save items from the feed reader directly to them, without even visiting the website they came from.

Is XML obsolete yet? Everyone uses JSON for web services now.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Ensign Expendable posted:

Is XML obsolete yet? Everyone uses JSON for web services now.

XML will probably outlast most of us - but maybe not in web services?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ensign Expendable posted:

Is XML obsolete yet? Everyone uses JSON for web services now.

XML and its brethren are too convenient for it to be going anywhere. For instance, I use XSLT docs all the the time to order and format syslog data being streamed out of a bunch of devices. They're super easy to make and re-order if necessary and they allow me to have all my logs be aggregated in a standard format for automation.

The hierarchical format is also extremely well-suited for device/service configuration files.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Krispy Kareem posted:

News sites are some of the worst. I just want a list of everything that's happening - preferably without a lot of graphics so I can click around quickly.

I love Wikipedia's Current Events portal for that - it's literally a list of what's happening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Ensign Expendable posted:

Is XML obsolete yet? Everyone uses JSON for web services now.

Pretty sure .docx is using XML. XML, in some form or another, will see us all put in the ground.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

dumb. posted:

I love Wikipedia's Current Events portal for that - it's literally a list of what's happening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

Hey, this is pretty neat.

quote:

Two Belgian policewomen and eight soldiers reportedly held an orgy at a police station in the Brussels neighbourhood of Ganshoren while colleagues hunted for the Paris terror attacks suspects. The police station was near Molenbeek, where anti-terror raids had been taking place. Police spokesman, Johan Berckmans, said “we have launched an investigation to find out what exactly happened".

Insert joke about Belgian policewomen having their hands full.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

flosofl posted:

XML and its brethren are too convenient for it to be going anywhere. For instance, I use XSLT docs all the the time to order and format syslog data being streamed out of a bunch of devices. They're super easy to make and re-order if necessary and they allow me to have all my logs be aggregated in a standard format for automation.

The hierarchical format is also extremely well-suited for device/service configuration files.

XML is not for hierarchical data. It's for markup. If you want generic hierarchical data, try JSON or the like.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Keiya posted:

XML is not for hierarchical data. It's for markup. If you want generic hierarchical data, try JSON or the like.

Eh, no. XML is not my favourite thing, but structure (with arbitrary levels of nesting) has always been a core part of XML - and of its ancestral SGML. Markup is at best a part of one of the uses it was originally intended for.

JSON also has some drawbacks - XML might be a bit more verbose, but it can be validated, there's solid support in almost every language, and there's a large set of nice tools and libraries. The failure states and corner cases seem better specified too, but that could just be me not knowing JSON too well.


Oh, and the whole concept of "let's use a weird subset of javascript as our data storage format" really irks me.

Computer viking has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Jan 3, 2016

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


XML also has a mature scheme definition language with XSD and a solid transformation and translation framework in XSLT. Not to mention virtually infinite support for both streaming and document models.

It also compresses especially well making bandwidth concerns fairly negligible versus compressed JSON.

In fact I can't think of many direct benefits of JSON as a format that doesn't include implementation of format support.

As far as hierarchical data, both function similarly. However XML wins hands-down as far as metadata expression.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
My first job out of college was in photolithography engineering at a semiconductor fab that for let one of our vendors treat us as an alpha site for new tech. They rolled out this fancy new thing that varied laser intensity across very small distances to improve across-chip transistor gate length variation. It was very cool and the hardware was very much ready, but the software... ehh, not exactly a priority for them.

So the hacked together solution was to make laser exposure calculations in Excel, transform the numbers into a very specific format with a macro, and then paste the output into an XML template that the hardware could (for some unfathomable reason) read and follow.

Nobody there, myself included, had any clue about what XML was and how it worked. We were physicists, chemical engineers, etc. So we entrusted this "system" to run our $25 million tools on product worth many millions more. I've no idea whether that's still the process of record there... I sure as hell hope it isn't.

Well, that's my XML story. It's 12 years later and I still don't know much about it. :downs:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


That is pretty much exactly how it is used today. Someone cramming poo poo into random XML tags and someone having to figure out how to parse it. JSON is that but with {} and [] and a bunch of : too.

I work in the ERP/POS industry but it's the same everywhere.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

well why not posted:

XML, in some form or another, will see us all put in the ground.

The Essence of XML posted:

So the essence of XML is this: the problem it solves is not hard, and it does not solve the problem well.
http://homepages.inf.ed.ac.uk/wadler/papers/xml-essence/xml-essence.pdf

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

SLOSifl posted:

That is pretty much exactly how it is used today. Someone cramming poo poo into random XML tags and someone having to figure out how to parse it. JSON is that but with {} and [] and a bunch of : too.

I work in the ERP/POS industry but it's the same everywhere.

and s-expressions are the same thing with (), and honestly when you get right down to it INI is the same thing but with [], ., and =. All of them are more readable than xml.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Computer viking posted:

Eh, no. XML is not my favourite thing, but structure (with arbitrary levels of nesting) has always been a core part of XML - and of its ancestral SGML. Markup is at best a part of one of the uses it was originally intended for.

JSON also has some drawbacks - XML might be a bit more verbose, but it can be validated, there's solid support in almost every language, and there's a large set of nice tools and libraries. The failure states and corner cases seem better specified too, but that could just be me not knowing JSON too well.


Oh, and the whole concept of "let's use a weird subset of javascript as our data storage format" really irks me.

a "weird subset" of javascript? It's literally the way you write objects in javascript. Subset, perhaps - but it's not weird. And a modern language that can't parse JSON is severaly lacking at this point.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Trabant posted:

My first job out of college was in photolithography engineering at a semiconductor fab that for let one of our vendors treat us as an alpha site for new tech. They rolled out this fancy new thing that varied laser intensity across very small distances to improve across-chip transistor gate length variation. It was very cool and the hardware was very much ready, but the software... ehh, not exactly a priority for them.

So the hacked together solution was to make laser exposure calculations in Excel, transform the numbers into a very specific format with a macro, and then paste the output into an XML template that the hardware could (for some unfathomable reason) read and follow.

Nobody there, myself included, had any clue about what XML was and how it worked. We were physicists, chemical engineers, etc. So we entrusted this "system" to run our $25 million tools on product worth many millions more. I've no idea whether that's still the process of record there... I sure as hell hope it isn't.

Well, that's my XML story. It's 12 years later and I still don't know much about it. :downs:

Sounds like what we did at Samsung but we were doing machine to machine overlay matching. Also with Excel.

Goddamn did those measurements take forever to do.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Wait, SAS? Worked there for a while after leaving the ASML + XML job I described.

At that point I wasn't in photo, but still :tinfoil:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Trabant posted:

Wait, SAS? Worked there for a while after leaving the ASML + XML job I described.

At that point I wasn't in photo, but still :tinfoil:

Yup, I was there when they were building out the 300mm line.

Kind of the opposite of the subject matter in this thread though.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Do failed children's toys count?

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Shifty Pony posted:

Do failed children's toys count?



:perfect:

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
Move over, lawn darts!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Shifty Pony posted:

Yup, I was there when they were building out the 300mm line.

Kind of the opposite of the subject matter in this thread though.

But Fab 1 fits the thread topic perfectly! :haw:

Anyway, following links from the :gb2gbs: thread dedicated to the same topic, Gene Roddenberry's floppy disks were finally read:

quote:

Several years after the death of Roddenberry, his estate found the 5.25-inch floppy disks. Although the Star Trek creator originally typed his scripts on typewriters, he later moved his writing to two custom-built computers with custom-made operating systems before purchasing more mainstream computers in advance of his death in 1991.

The floppy disks were used with the custom computers, but unfortunately one of those computers had been auctioned off and the other one was no longer operational. Roddenberry’s estate sent the floppies to DriveSavers, which spent three months writing software that could read the disks in the absence of any documentation or manuals for the custom-built OS.

from this article.

Custom OS? That's... wholly unnecessary, even in the 80s. Hardcore though.

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Shifty Pony posted:

Do failed children's toys count?



You just know every child that tested that out hit themselves square in the face 9 times out of 10.

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