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- DeepQantas
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It slices, dices, does your laundry. It fills your prescription. Only for a dolla only for a dolla only for a dolla
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Jan 6, 2016 09:53
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- cat_herder
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you can't miss these amazing deals
they'll last a decade
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Jan 6, 2016 09:56
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Come on down to you're fired sale!
Computer desk and chair! Pens and papers! Invoices, notebooks everything must go! Pictures of your family, package of mints!
30% discount upon return of office keys!
Don't leave with an empty sack just because you got sacked!
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Jan 6, 2016 09:57
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- DeepQantas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ
step right up!
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Jan 6, 2016 10:01
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Hi I'm 'slightly larger' joe mcalpont. Already checked offers from other nearby businesses?
why not take a stroll across the street and take a look at our competitive sale prices as well at slightly larger joe's!
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Jan 6, 2016 10:21
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Tenth customer gets a warm handshake every day!
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Jan 6, 2016 10:23
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- cat_herder
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clearance furniture, everything must go
for the next fifteen years
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Jan 6, 2016 10:34
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- Robot Made of Meat
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ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING Reduced 25%*
*or less. does not apply to all items.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jan 6, 2016 20:28
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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no, i'm sorry sir i'm afraid we can't honor your BOGO coupon, yeah, we realized that was a horrible idea. so sorry. okay, well what we can do, if you buy three we can definitely give you that fourth car at uh..*punches numbers frantically into excel spreadsheet* looks like, 11.6% discount to keep us out of the red.
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Jan 6, 2016 21:34
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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All products guaranteed to sell for money until they're gone!
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Jan 6, 2016 22:17
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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big jim: for every $100 you spend we give you an honest abe!
*camera pans over to show a customer with his hand out eagerly awaiting a shiny penny which rolls majestically down a chrome slide towards him*
excited customer: holy poo poo!!!
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Jan 6, 2016 22:22
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- Decon
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Bobby's Furniture's 8th Annual Going Out of Business Sale! Everything must go! We've slashed prices down from what they were last week to exactly what they were last week!
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Jan 6, 2016 22:42
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- ScrubLeague
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Our prices are among the best in the area, and we will price match any competitor, provided our price is the same or better. Come see our average quality merchandise at prices you would expect to pay.
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Jan 7, 2016 00:20
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- google THIS
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our prices are neurotic. they have a complex. I should see a therapist about these prices.
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Jan 7, 2016 00:54
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- cat_herder
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all merchandise must go, whenever
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Jan 7, 2016 01:00
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Please come in and buy things, or not if you're not too interested. Maybe tell your friends. No rush really.
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Jan 7, 2016 01:29
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- TheCIASentMe
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I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
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The blue light special is mostly because the paint faded and not because we put any special effort into it.
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Jan 7, 2016 02:20
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Buy now, they're going fast, or wait until tomorrow when we restock, it's just bread.
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Jan 7, 2016 02:25
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- cat_herder
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these deals are WARM WARM WARM!
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Jan 7, 2016 02:42
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- ScrubLeague
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Come into this building where I keep various items. If you want to trade currency for one or more that's fine.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:07
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Have papers with pretty pictures that aren't really good for anything?
Boy is it your lucky day, because I will give you useful stuff for your worthless papers because I'm c-c-crazyyy!
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Jan 7, 2016 04:26
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buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar
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Jan 7, 2016 05:11
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar
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Jan 7, 2016 06:00
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
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buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar
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Jan 7, 2016 08:45
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Buy 1 Get 1
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Jan 7, 2016 11:15
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- Piso Mojado
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hello, do you have av certs on sale?
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Jan 7, 2016 13:18
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