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Black Baby Goku posted:claim it anonymously You can't do this with most lotteries. The lottery wants to put a face behind the winner, to encourage other people to spend money buying lotto tickets. If every winner was just 'anon' then people might wonder if it was a sham.
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I would take the time, get a lawyer and all that jazz and claim it the safe way. Then I would disappear traveling for the next ten years. I would also like to bring along company 
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Jan 6, 2016 22:37
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VendaGoat posted:I would take the time, get a lawyer and all that jazz and claim it the safe way. Then I would disappear from being kidnapped and killed for money.
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Panfilo posted:You can't do this with most lotteries. The lottery wants to put a face behind the winner, to encourage other people to spend money buying lotto tickets. If every winner was just 'anon' then people might wonder if it was a sham. by getting REAL fat. even if someone did recognize me, good luck kidnapping my fat, bedridden rear end! 
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Jan 6, 2016 22:56
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Some states allow you to claim it anonymously but they also don't really protect your info. In a sense the organizations give you a head start to get the gently caress out of dodge after claiming your money.
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Jan 6, 2016 22:57
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I bought the winning ticket! It only cost me $2, suckers.
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Jan 6, 2016 22:58
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While all you suckers were lined up to buy Powerball, I went all in on MegaMillions. Being the only guy playing it this week, I feel essentially entitled to a win. Next time you're watching a travel show to escape the squalor of your life, look for me on the deck of a yacht in the background.
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Jan 6, 2016 23:37
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The UK lottery (tax free winnings!) is currently at a record jackpot of £50m. A few months ago they made the odds harder by increasing the numbers from 1-49 to 1-59 (you have to match 6 out of 6 to win). I rarely play, but I occasionally think about what a life changing jackpot would be. I honestly think that I would continue working if I ever won - I enjoy my job, and its pretty central to my life and is where lots of my friends are. I don't have a wife or kids, so I don't know other options there would be - I'm pretty bad at traveling on my own, and I don't fancy retreating to some tropical villa. Would £1million ($1.5m) be "life changing"? Probably not. It's enough to buy a nice apartment in London (where I live) or a house outside of it. Then you could live comfortably rent free, but it's hardly a complete change. Hell, the house I currently rent (3 bedroom, terraced, no front or back yard) is worth approx £1.2m. £10million? Now we're talking... but again in London it would easy to splurge this on a plush apartment, a nice car, and then use the rest of my (now disposable) income to fund exotic holidays/partying. £50million? Now we're getting in to "I can't comprehend this money" territory... Ewan fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Jan 7, 2016 00:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5MqxcKdV8
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Jan 7, 2016 00:36
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POWERBALL HYPE!!!!!!
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Jan 7, 2016 02:54
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If this rolls, and currently expectations have a ~40% chance of a win tonight, Saturday is expected to have a annuity of ~$700M and a bit over half of all possible combinations bought.
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:If this rolls, and currently expectations have a ~40% chance of a win tonight, Saturday is expected to have a annuity of ~$700M and a bit over half of all possible combinations bought. Sacrifice your 2 dollars upon the alter of opulence.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:13
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EugeneJ posted:Here's a happy one: This is why if you win the lottery you never let anyone know it was you who won it.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:29
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Sacrificing $208 for a >0% chance of retiring early isn't a bad deal.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:29
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I would bring in a harem of women from the orient and open my own private McDonald's, Krispy Kreme and kfc franchises in my compound to have never ending fulfillment for my feeder fetish.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:32
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I would bring in a harem of women from the orient and open my own private McDonald's, Krispy Kreme and kfc franchises in my compound to have never ending fulfillment for my feeder fetish. Fat Asians as far as the eye can see?
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Jan 7, 2016 04:33
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If I win, everyone is invited over for a free beer.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:35
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Bought my ticket. When I win I want to organize the great Goon meet/orgy of 2016. Paid trip to destination of everyone's choice. It's gonna be pretty sweet and gross.
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VendaGoat posted:Fat Asians as far as the eye can see? My cock throbs with excitement at the very thought
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Jan 7, 2016 04:43
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I didn't win. And I already spent all the money on credit cause I was sure I was going to win this time!!
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Jan 7, 2016 05:11
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Pawn 17 posted:I didn't win. And I already spent all the money on credit cause I was sure I was going to win this time!! same
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Jan 7, 2016 05:17
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I bought the lotto ticket on credit because I was sure I was gonna win at least 2bux. Looks like I'll be avoiding work all week.
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Jan 7, 2016 05:19
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The bad news: I spent all the money on platinums for my alt accounts. The good news: Lowtax can keep doing drugs and running these gay forums until the year 3477
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Jan 7, 2016 06:01
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FWP: The local mart only takes cash and I only have $100 bill. They won't take it.
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Jan 7, 2016 06:18
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id probably just quit working and buy a really nice computer and stick the rest in a mutual fund and play video games and smoke weed a lot I don't need to change poo poo up and buy houses and crap I just finished moving into this apartment and I just got a new car so I'm okay I just loving don't want to wake up at 7:15 anymore
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Jan 7, 2016 06:50
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No one won and the jackpot is now $675 million. This will be a total shitshow, gl Goons.
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Jan 7, 2016 06:57
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i hope some billionaire buys a ticket on a lark and wins and takes it all and the poor masses just rip them to shreds on live TV
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Jan 7, 2016 07:04
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Looks like fortune smiled upon me. There were no winners because I didn't play. 
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Jan 7, 2016 07:31
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$675,000,000 est. cash $413,100,000
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Jan 7, 2016 07:37
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MrChupon posted:No one won and the jackpot is now $675 million. This will be a total shitshow, gl Goons. whens the next drawing?
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Jan 7, 2016 08:48
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Microwaves Mom posted:whens the next drawing? Saturday 10:59 PM EST
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Jan 7, 2016 08:53
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VR Native American posted:Saturday 10:59 PM EST Guess I'll hit up 7/11 tomorrow.
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Jan 7, 2016 08:54
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*Bought ticket as gag, wins everything. Is already quite wealthy and doesn't even need money*
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Jan 7, 2016 15:32
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I'm gonna put the karma out there. If I win I'm going to give half of the winnings to charity. Someone think of some good ones for me. Need about 4 or 5.
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Jan 7, 2016 17:48
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the human fund x5
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Jan 7, 2016 18:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm gonna put the karma out there. If I win I'm going to give half of the winnings to charity. Someone think of some good ones for me. Need about 4 or 5. Step 1: open a charity Step 2: get money Step 3: only use 10% towards charity work Step 4: profit
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Clockwerk posted:the human fund x5 money for people
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Jan 7, 2016 18:50
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I too know the javascript console.
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so did this guy http://nypost.com/2015/07/20/lottery-worker-rigged-system-to-win-14-million-jackpot/
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