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heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy hungry ladays Op Op Op Op Oppa Homeless Style
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 This is worse than loving troper tales #heros #dudebros #fedorable 
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Jan 7, 2016 09:29
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Somehow I'm picturing this grizzled homeless Vietnam veteran getting up all "you want a dance, you little prick?!" And then busting out a "Korean style" dance? Oh my god, does the author of that piece of poo poo actually think the Gangnam Style dance is a traditional Korean dance? 
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Jan 7, 2016 11:15
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Somehow I'm picturing this grizzled homeless Vietnam veteran getting up all "you want a dance, you little prick?!" A lot of people probably do due to how national stereotyping works.
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Jan 7, 2016 11:36
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I'm trying to picture dozens of people starting to dance gangnam style on some random street, into the night and without music. I'm not sure whether that's hilarious or horrifying.
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Jan 7, 2016 12:11
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Fathis Munk posted:I'm trying to picture dozens of people starting to dance gangnam style on some random street, into the night and without music. That's the image that came to mind too. I'm sure in the author's head it looked really cool because he could imagine the music playing, but the reality of it would be a lot more awkward if it actually happened. Just a bunch of people hopping around in silence surrounding a homeless guy who is yelling the words to a song.
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Jan 7, 2016 12:16
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I think the most confusing part of this stdh is the fact the 'dipshit' was dressed in a trench coat and fedora. Like this reads exactly like a trooper tale, do tropers not think the trench coat and fedora look is the height of class anymore?
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Jan 7, 2016 12:17
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It's a joke you idiots.
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Jan 7, 2016 13:11
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Splicer posted:It's a joke you idiots. Please don't be so autistic, this is quite clearly supposed to be legitimate. Satire was invented by liberals and doesn't actually exist. Idiot!
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Jan 7, 2016 13:23
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Splicer posted:It's a joke you idiots. Yeah, it reads like something cut from an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
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Jan 7, 2016 13:23
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Splicer posted:It's a joke you idiots. What?! The text isn't even green!
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Jan 7, 2016 13:26
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Splicer posted:It's a joke you idiots. So are most of the things posted in this thread. It's undeniably "poo poo" both as a joke and as a story in general, and it most certainly didn't happen, so...
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Jan 7, 2016 13:28
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Murphy Brownback posted:So are most of the things posted in this thread. It's undeniably "poo poo" both as a joke and as a story in general, and it most certainly didn't happen, so... I think most things we see here were posted in earnest, in the hopes of raking in points. This story is obviously a joke. Also, mods, change my name to Opa Homeless Style. Tia
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Jan 7, 2016 13:51
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bringmyfishback posted:Who smokes weed all day and wants to get into fights??? SHAFT
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Jan 7, 2016 13:57
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If somebody in this thread posted that here deliberately as a parody or satire or whatever of stdh it would be getting "well done sir"'s out the rear end, it is possible for people outside of this thread to have a sense of irony you know. I enjoyed the post.
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Jan 7, 2016 14:44
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I respect this homeless man so much, I'm going to throw my money at his feet because gently caress actually handing it to him, he's still poor and has to scrap.
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Jan 7, 2016 15:50
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Verisimilidude posted:Yeah, it reads like something cut from an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Wow rude, unbreakable is a good show
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Jan 7, 2016 16:00
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Max posted:I respect this homeless man so much, I'm going to throw my money at his feet because gently caress actually handing it to him, he's still poor and has to scrap. She was doing him a favor, clearly this was very sharp, dangerous money as it has already inflicted a gaping wound on the fedora guy.
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Jan 7, 2016 16:21
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Even if it was satire originally, people took it seriously going by the tags in the picture.
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Jan 7, 2016 16:33
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Poe's law is a bitch.
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Jan 7, 2016 17:04
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Pththya-lyi posted:Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire Unlike that one, this story likely did happen, but it made me smile so here it is regardless. quote:Must Hate Watching Animal Planet LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Jan 7, 2016 17:16
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Citing Poe's law here is like watching Austin Powers and asking "Hrm is this a legitimate spy film or a comedy?"
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Jan 7, 2016 17:45
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You know I can actually believe that some people on the Internet would think this is legit. Or at least want it so bad they delude themselves into it.
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Jan 7, 2016 17:53
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Most Americans don't even know its "oppa Gangnam style", there's a ton of mis-heard lyrics for that song like "open condom style" Everyone: Bertrand Hustle posted:Somehow I'm picturing this grizzled homeless Vietnam veteran getting up all "you want a dance, you little prick?!" Yeah that stood out to me too.
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Jan 7, 2016 19:53
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Bertrand Hustle posted:And then busting out a "Korean style" dance? Oh my god, does the author of that piece of poo poo actually think the Gangnam Style dance is a traditional Korean dance? quote:He then began performing [Korean dance].
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Jan 7, 2016 20:24
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Somehow I'm picturing this grizzled homeless Vietnam veteran getting up all "you want a dance, you little prick?!" They may have been confused by the existence of trot music, an old-fashioned genre of Korean pop music developed in the first half of the 20th century. The Wikipedia entry for "Gangnam Style" links to its "trot music" entry when discussing the horse trot that PSY performs in the video. But I honestly can't tell whether or not trot music actually has anything to do with the horse trot. The name "trot" refers to the foxtrot, and while trot singers do perform with backup dancers, I haven't seen enough videos of trot performances to know whether trot backup dancers often do the horse trot. So I doubt it. E: Allegedly PSY chose the horse trot after testing out a few other "cheesy" animal-inspired moves. Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 21:23 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Jan 7, 2016 21:19
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http://thecringiest.tumblr.com/post/136522070415/look-at-all-these-true-stories-that-actually
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Jan 8, 2016 06:40
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Jan 8, 2016 08:35
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Jesus Christ... I was expecting it to go full on parody at every line after the flight attendant teared up but nope, kept it going.
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Jan 8, 2016 08:43
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Holy poo poo those last couple lines. Why are you guys so in love with your soldiers, it's crazy.
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Jan 8, 2016 08:56
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Fathis Munk posted:Holy poo poo those last couple lines. Manly men doing manly things like shooting guns at evil terrorists, the Call of Duty games also further promote the soldiers are awesome! thing.
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Jan 8, 2016 10:31
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The soldiers were probably right - I'd have to be starving to want to pay extra for airline food. If someone bought me lunch after they heard me clearly say I didn't want one and wanted to wait for much better food instead, I'd be pretty annoyed. I doubt they were thinking "I can't buy this because I'm too poor", they were probably thinking more along the lines of "I don't want to buy this because the food is going to suck". Also what was the deal with the 25 dollars from 3 separate people? I could see one guy handing him a 20 or something, but 3 people giving him more than one bill adding up to the same amount?
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Jan 8, 2016 10:52
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I LOVE that he got to eat a fancy meal while surrounded by the soldiers eating sack lunches.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:59
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Shai-Hulud posted:Jesus Christ... Plot twist: the flight attendant was Albert Einstein.
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Jan 8, 2016 12:08
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Still funny.
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Jan 8, 2016 12:20
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Even though the story is supposed to be about how marvelous the mercenary baby killers are, it's clearly written to show how cool the writer is. People were honoring him.
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Jan 8, 2016 12:35
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Fathis Munk posted:Holy poo poo those last couple lines. I don't know. I feel like I'm quoting Bojack Horseman here but I really do dislike how as an American it's your duty to love every single person who has picked up a rifle and gone to war like it's the only important job anyone can ever do. I mean, yeah it takes a degree of courage but it's possible too that they're just a sociopath and/or racist looking for their chance to kill some brown people in the name of Uncle Sam.
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Jan 8, 2016 12:55
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Isn't it haram, if you will, to tell civilians about your deployment plans? My military friends have been very non-specific about where they are going before deployment other than "I am being deployed to Afghanistan." Once you're there it's no big deal, but I don't think they want it to be public knowledge of dates and places that they're shipping soldiers out.
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Jan 8, 2016 13:22
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Thanks for destroying your body and mind to fight an unwinnable war that I only think about when I read the CNN ticker waiting in line somewhere or have to stand up during a veteran's salute at a football game, here's a sandwich.
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Uh, I mean, Thank You For Your Service
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