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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

It was a real shithole

And why go establish a colony there when there was plenty of space in the nice bits of the Mediterranean? Any civilisation only spreads as far as is convenient, really.

Edit: talking of Greek history, let's not forget that one of the defining battles of the Peloponnessian war, something that had an enduring effect on Greek history for centuries, was fought at Syracuse, which is in Sicily.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 3, 2016

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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
How did Greek and Phoenician colonies work? It's not like the places were uninhabited. Did they simply march in and build a fortified town, or did they trade with the locals, or cut a deal with the nearest kingdom? Or some combination of the above?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Kopijeger posted:

Come to think of it, I know that Greeks and Carthaginians established colonies as far west as the southern coast of Spain and the area around Gibraltar. Why did they never attempt to do the same on the Atlantic side of Iberia? After all, mediterranean trade ships would regularily sail to Britain for tin, so it can't have been that the area was difficult to navigate.

I'm not an expert, but it probably would have just been more of a pain in the rear end than it was worth. If you look at a map of Phoenician/Carthaginian and Greek colonies, they pretty much stop right where the Celts and pre-Celts start, and it took the Romans - who came in to actually invade and not just set up colonies - two hundred years to wear the Iberian Celts down. The Phoenicians and Greeks probably took one look at them and decided to go live somewhere else.

Phobophilia posted:

How did Greek and Phoenician colonies work? It's not like the places were uninhabited. Did they simply march in and build a fortified town, or did they trade with the locals, or cut a deal with the nearest kingdom? Or some combination of the above?

Most Greek and Phoenician colonies seem to have been a mixture of the second and third options, either making a deal with local leaders for some unoccupied land or establishing a colony for the explicit purpose of being a trading post. (One of the Greek trading colonies in Iberia, appropriately named Εμπόριον/Emporion, actually shared a wall with the neighboring Iberian city.)

finsktalande
Apr 28, 2012
I'm planning to read Richard Alston's Rome's Revolution. Any problems with the book I should be aware of?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Phobophilia posted:

How did Greek and Phoenician colonies work? It's not like the places were uninhabited. Did they simply march in and build a fortified town, or did they trade with the locals, or cut a deal with the nearest kingdom? Or some combination of the above?

Less densely populated that one might expect. The establishment of greek colonies had a deep and energizing impact on the celtic hinterland in mediterranean france and spain. Unsurprisingly, it's the thirst for wine and luxury goods that fires up trade and gives some interesting impulses to celtic cultural life. There's a chapter on that in Barry Cunliffe's book "The ancient Celts".

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The west coast of the Iberian peninsula has an iron bound rocky coast with few good ports and terrible weather compared to the med side.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


JaucheCharly posted:

Less densely populated that one might expect. The establishment of greek colonies had a deep and energizing impact on the celtic hinterland in mediterranean france and spain. Unsurprisingly, it's the thirst for wine and luxury goods that fires up trade and gives some interesting impulses to celtic cultural life. There's a chapter on that in Barry Cunliffe's book "The ancient Celts".

Forgot that I was looking for some reading material on this until just now. So thanks for the book rec :v:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
The old thread recommended it. Totally worth having.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Carthage Must Be Destroyed by Richard Miles also spends a good deal of the book exploring to the way the Phoenician colony system, for lack of a better term, worked. It's also a pretty cool book in general.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Phobophilia posted:

How did Greek and Phoenician colonies work? It's not like the places were uninhabited. Did they simply march in and build a fortified town, or did they trade with the locals, or cut a deal with the nearest kingdom? Or some combination of the above?

If you understand early European colonize you understand Greek and Phoenician colonies. They showed up first to trade and built small settlements for there trade, but then more and more people showed up and you have full blown colonies.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

I thought Herodotus' account of the founding of Cyrenaica was interesting. In this story when the Greeks arrived they asked the locals to show them the best place to found a settlement. The locals agreed, but waited until dark before taking them to the future site of the city so they could lead them past another superior location which they wanted to conceal from the Greeks and continue using themselves.

I liked this story, even though it was probably fictitious, because I think it showed the complicated tensions felt in Herodotus' time between the residents of Greek colonies on the surrounding cultures. There's definitely competition, but everyone for the most part wants to avoid serious confrontations. And there are benefits to having traders show up and build a big port on your doorstep.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
Well, I'll be damned..

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I've been reading Tom Holland's Dynasty. So far, we've had two pages about phalluses, though just a slight bit about buttsex.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

LingcodKilla posted:

The west coast of the Iberian peninsula has an iron bound rocky coast with few good ports and terrible weather compared to the med side.

Eat poo poo, Portugal :spain:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Grand Fromage posted:

As for women, well, who gives a gently caress. Just name them First, Second, Third, Fourth etc.

This is the funniest part of Roman naming to me. People think that names like Decimus and Octavius and Quintus are super cool but possibly don't realise that they're basically "kid number ten, eight, five"

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

OwlFancier posted:

This is the funniest part of Roman naming to me. People think that names like Decimus and Octavius and Quintus are super cool but possibly don't realise that they're basically "kid number ten, eight, five"

His parents must have had low expectations for Octavian.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I've been reading Tom Holland's Dynasty. So far, we've had two pages about phalluses, though just a slight bit about buttsex.

Just finished it. Every emperor after Augustus feels a bit rushed, but it's still enjoyable to read.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


OwlFancier posted:

This is the funniest part of Roman naming to me. People think that names like Decimus and Octavius and Quintus are super cool but possibly don't realise that they're basically "kid number ten, eight, five"

I had triplet girls in my class in Korea and once I learned the language a bit I realized they were named First, Second, and Third.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
postumus

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

blowfish posted:

His parents must have had low expectations for Octavian.

it can get confusing because often it didn't literally mean you were the X son of your father. For example, if you happened to have a ancestor who was the fifth son in his family, and he happened to become a famous senator or something, you might be named Quintus in his honor even if you're actually the eldest son.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
My name is Big Tenth Son of the Meridian line, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Lucky Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Harvest Gold. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

e: fixed because it sounds even stupider without taking poetic license with grammar

fantastic in plastic fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Jan 7, 2016

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.
Biggest Tenth Son. :colbert:

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Sleep of Bronze posted:

Biggest Tenth Son. :colbert:

I didn't pay attention in irregular adjectives class :(

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A civilization with a handful of names, which gave you extra names if you did cool stuff, then eventually started just dishing out random names of ancestors which are the same names as the previous two categories with no distinction between the two like some kind of nominative katamari.

How did they conquer the world again?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

A civilization with a handful of names, which gave you extra names if you did cool stuff, then eventually started just dishing out random names of ancestors which are the same names as the previous two categories with no distinction between the two like some kind of nominative katamari.

How did they conquer the world again?

It was there.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

OwlFancier posted:

A civilization with a handful of names, which gave you extra names if you did cool stuff, then eventually started just dishing out random names of ancestors which are the same names as the previous two categories with no distinction between the two like some kind of nominative katamari.

How did they conquer the world again?

Stabbing everyone else while they're confused?

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

OwlFancier posted:

A civilization with a handful of names, which gave you extra names if you did cool stuff, then eventually started just dishing out random names of ancestors which are the same names as the previous two categories with no distinction between the two like some kind of nominative katamari.

How did they conquer the world again?

It's either do cool stuff or get named after an agricultural product to make fun of my looks, I'm gonna do some real cool stuff and build a lot of public works to show off the cool name I got for it.

Hey they've got cool stuff, I want to be like them.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Let me tell you about the sybaritic excesses and murderous tyranny of the very famous and crazy Roman Emperor: Bootsie.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
Hey, how did ancient Greek names of the similar time period work, anyway?

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

cheerfullydrab posted:

Let me tell you about the sybaritic excesses and murderous tyranny of the very famous and crazy Roman Emperor: Bootsie.

Hey if a man can play such a killer bass I'll forgive a lot.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

fishmech posted:

Hey, how did ancient Greek names of the similar time period work, anyway?

Ancient Greeks most often just had a given name. If that wasn't enough to identify them, they'd be referred to by the genitive form of their father's name or some other identifier (usually geographic). So that's why you hear about "Thales of Miletus" or "Diogenes of Sinope" or "Achilles, son of Peleus".

Women had given names but were typically referred to as "wife of..." because patriarchy.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Tao Jones posted:

Ancient Greeks most often just had a given name. If that wasn't enough to identify them, they'd be referred to by the genitive form of their father's name or some other identifier (usually geographic). So that's why you hear about "Thales of Miletus" or "Diogenes of Sinope" or "Achilles, son of Peleus".

Women had given names but were typically referred to as "wife of..." because patriarchy.

Thanks! I just realized that the weird way the Romans did names comes up a lot, but the way Greeks were doing things doesn't.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



OwlFancier posted:

A civilization with a handful of names, which gave you extra names if you did cool stuff, then eventually started just dishing out random names of ancestors which are the same names as the previous two categories with no distinction between the two like some kind of nominative katamari.

How did they conquer the world again?

Insane stubbornness and an absolute refusal to lose.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

I dunno, they must have been doing other things right if the rest of Italy fought a war with Rome in order to get Roman citizenship.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Arglebargle III posted:

I dunno, they must have been doing other things right if the rest of Italy fought a war with Rome in order to get Roman citizenship.

Never heard of this. Tell me more.

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

verbal enema posted:

Never heard of this. Tell me more.

:captainpop: Are you in the right thread?

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

verbal enema posted:

Never heard of this. Tell me more.

Back To 99 posted:

:captainpop: Are you in the right thread?

The Social War is not one of the more popular ones, since the Romans won it by conceding to their opponent's demands. Basically, Roman citizens got preference in just about everything; land ownership, legal disputes, etc. The Italian "allies" were pissed, and so they rebelled. Rome did an OK job of crushing them, but probably realized they needed more dudes to get the world conquest thing going, so they granted citizenship to all the Italians.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Back To 99 posted:

:captainpop: Are you in the right thread?

Yeah, the "Ask me about Roman history thread" is the last place you'd want to ask about Roman history.

Tao Jones posted:

Ancient Greeks most often just had a given name. If that wasn't enough to identify them, they'd be referred to by the genitive form of their father's name or some other identifier (usually geographic). So that's why you hear about "Thales of Miletus" or "Diogenes of Sinope" or "Achilles, son of Peleus".

Women had given names but were typically referred to as "wife of..." because patriarchy.

I suppose in casual conversation it'd be more like "Diogenes the baker", "Diogenes who lives next door to Thales", "Big Diogenes" etc., but we don't hear nearly as much about that.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

sullat posted:

The Social War is not one of the more popular ones, since the Romans won it by conceding to their opponent's demands. Basically, Roman citizens got preference in just about everything; land ownership, legal disputes, etc. The Italian "allies" were pissed, and so they rebelled. Rome did an OK job of crushing them, but probably realized they needed more dudes to get the world conquest thing going, so they granted citizenship to all the Italians.

thus marking the first step of roman corruptness spreading to new jersey

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Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
The medical procedure that I was given birth with is named after a guy that got stabbed by thirteen people. Sounds about right.

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