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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gonna post this here too in case everyone isn't reading the loving losers/offseason thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JUuxIOqkLE

# ? Jan 6, 2016 06:58

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# ? May 14, 2024 07:21

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

God drat, I hope he gets another job.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 16:21

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Spoeank posted:

Gonna post this here too in case everyone isn't reading the loving losers/offseason thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JUuxIOqkLE

Brings heartburn to my heart

Anyway here is the week 17 Mortal Kombat cartoons
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-week-17-cartoons-and-predictions/

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:33

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

that giant foot is right out of monty python's flying circus and i love it

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:40

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

I laughed way too hard at "fartality"

Febreeze, this may be my favorite set of these you have ever done. Well played.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Holy poo poo that Aaron Rodgers.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:48

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Febreeze posted:

Brings heartburn to my heart

Anyway here is the week 17 Mortal Kombat cartoons
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-week-17-cartoons-and-predictions/

If the Seahawks win, I will draw Richard Sherman pooping on Adrian Peterson

So not all bad if the Vikings lose.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:57

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WHOOPS posted:

If the Seahawks win, I will draw Richard Sherman pooping on Adrian Peterson

So not all bad if the Vikings lose.

I hope he takes a cue from Jurassic Park and draws a Shermanasaurus Rex burying AP in doodoo, just a little hand sticking out holding a switch. :whip:

# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:01

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Febreeze posted:

Brings heartburn to my heart

Anyway here is the week 17 Mortal Kombat cartoons
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-week-17-cartoons-and-predictions/

I got really confused at first when you said your record was 99-157 until I realized that for some reason you flipped wins and losses.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:39

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I was going to do something with Zubaz pants but then I saw this and plans changed.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 06:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Giants because of JPP, right?

# ? Jan 7, 2016 06:58

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

I made a dumb thing then turned it into my new dumb av.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 07:49

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Is there enough cheese on that burg?

# ? Jan 7, 2016 08:03

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Darth Brooks posted:

I was going to do something with Zubaz pants but then I saw this and plans changed.

Owns.

whypick1 posted:

Giants because of JPP, right?

Yeah, pretty much has to be.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 11:52

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Darth Brooks posted:

I was going to do something with Zubaz pants but then I saw this and plans changed.

You have a gift, Darth. Dang.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 13:11

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Pops Mgee posted:

I made a dumb thing then turned it into my new dumb av.

This is dumb fun, you're a cool dude.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:17

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Farewell Tom :smith:

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/coughlin-steps-down/

# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:16

AradoBalanga: Jan 3, 2013

Febreeze posted:

Farewell Tom

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/coughlin-steps-down/

I will always remember the NFCCG in Lambeau where Coughlin nearly became a humanoid block of ice. The image of his beet-red face on the sidelines will always stand out for me. Also, that "angry confusion" pose of his, too.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:58

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Febreeze posted:

Farewell Tom

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/coughlin-steps-down/

quote:

Also Giants if you hire Spags as his replacement I swear I will punch a voodoo doll labeled Jerry Reese on camera for the internet.

I seriously had to take a few minutes to compose myself after that line. Bravo :golfclap:

# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:02

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Febreeze posted:

Farewell Tom

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/coughlin-steps-down/

There's one eensie little problem. Tom Coughlin splits his time between Jersey, and Atlantic Beach, Florida.

So it's Welcome To NFL Florida.
Jacksonville, Where Our Team Is Terrible.
Tampa, Where Our Team Is Jacked-Up
and Miami, Where Our Team Is Crappy (but the bagels and pizza are passable)

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 7, 2016

# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:42

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

AradoBalanga posted:

I will always remember the NFCCG in Lambeau where Coughlin nearly became a humanoid block of ice. The image of his beet-red face on the sidelines will always stand out for me. Also, that "angry confusion" pose of his, too.

As a born and bred NY'er and Giants fan living in Wisconsin, that game was amazing.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:49

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I like how the Stones picture worked out. I'm thinking of recreating the Pink Floyd Back Catalog poster but with helmets. Either that or "Wish You Were Here" with a player as the guy on fire.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 05:22

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Darth Brooks posted:

Holy poo poo that's so loving good. It might be too detailed to actually work as a helmet but as a piece of standalone art it's so great

Darth Brooks posted:

I'm thinking of recreating the Pink Floyd Back Catalog poster but with helmets. Either that or "Wish You Were Here" with a player as the guy on fire.

Please Please Please I would almost do this myself but you'd do a better job

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:49

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Darth Brooks posted:

I like how the Stones picture worked out. I'm thinking of recreating the Pink Floyd Back Catalog poster but with helmets. Either that or "Wish You Were Here" with a player as the guy on fire.

The robot hands shaking hands would be great on a helmet imo

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:52

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Darth Brooks posted:

I want this on a team immediately

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:53

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Darth you are a very, very talented man. Excellent work on these!

# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:35

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Not sure if this was posted yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs

# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:10

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Not sure if this was posted yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs

drat, the forum beat my Facebook feed for once on showing me new hilarious Browns content coming from Mike Polk.

Token reminder that Mike Polk is the guy that did the Cleveland Tourism Videos and coined "Factory of Sadness."

# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:27

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hockles posted:

drat, the forum beat my Facebook feed for once on showing me new hilarious Browns content coming from Mike Polk.

Token reminder that Mike Polk is the guy that did the Cleveland Tourism Videos and coined "Factory of Sadness."

"We don't expect you to win the Super Bowl, we just want you to look better than a Division 3 High School team!" is still an amazing line.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Not sure if this was posted yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs

Awww, buck up Browns fans...the Niners actually went 5-11 this year, not 4-12. :v:

# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:40

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Mike Polk is a goddamn american hero :patriot:

# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:46

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Suspect Bucket posted:

There's one eensie little problem. Tom Coughlin splits his time between Jersey, and Atlantic Beach, Florida.

So it's Welcome To NFL Florida.
Jacksonville, Where Our Team Is Terrible.
Tampa, Where Our Team Is Jacked-Up
and Miami, Where Our Team Is Crappy (but the bagels and pizza are passable)

Yeah, Coughlin never sold his house after leaving the Jaguars, still spends time here in the offseason and has been the head of a local charity, the Tom Coughlin Jay Fund, that helps children with cancer, since he was the Jaguars head coach

# ? Jan 8, 2016 18:59