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Inzombiac posted:One Billion Dollars (yes I know you're looking at a quarter of that once everyone takes their cut) is such an obscene amount of money. Except what ends up happening is the redneck that wins buys a $50M super mansion, a $20M plane, like 30 $1M homes for their family and friends, a poo poo ton of cars and eventually it's all gone in less than 5 years.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:20 |
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When I win I'm going to take the multiple payments instead of the lump sum.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:24 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'll be playing and if I win I'll give a million to the funniest poster in the thread how do you give money to yourself?
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:26 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:When I win I'm going to take the multiple payments instead of the lump sum. Im absolutely taking the lump sum. Theres no telling if our government will even honor that poo poo in a year lol.,
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:34 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Im absolutely taking the lump sum. Theres no telling if our government will even honor that poo poo in a year lol., I want my full billion
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:35 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I want my full billion
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:35 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:You think hillary will let that happen Hector? She gets a cut, so yes. Gotta spend money to make money.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:38 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:53 |
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AHAHAHA
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:55 |
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We're into, "This season's must have: Kidnap & Ransom Insurance," territory here. I'm not even sure I want to win. Three Olives, if I do, can I hire you for a nouveau riche orienteering course? I don't want to use the wrong fork or get murdered.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:14 |
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I won £25 in the lottery yesterday going after the £50 million prize. I took that £25 and bought two tickets a week for the next three weeks. I won't win, but I might!
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:16 |
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Dangerous Mind posted:Except what ends up happening is the redneck that wins buys a $50M super mansion, a $20M plane, like 30 $1M homes for their family and friends, a poo poo ton of cars and eventually it's all gone in less than 5 years. How do you think Harley Davidson stays in business?
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:17 |
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So with about $400 million dollars do you think its feasible for me to buy an island, arm a military, declare myself an independent nation, and declare war on ISIS? And also Portugal.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:18 |
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With federal income tax, you're looking at ~$262,136,000 (less applicable state inc. tax) But don't worry, assuming 8%/year, you could clear a billion in less than two decades
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:22 |
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That guy knows what's up. It'd be like 24/7/365 hedonism for a year then I'd go back to my old job if I survive the debauchery.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:49 |
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I always wanted to say, "Marry a woman who only loves me for my money and buy myself out of a DUI manslaughter case."
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:03 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:So with about $400 million dollars do you think its feasible for me to buy an island, arm a military, declare myself an independent nation, and declare war on ISIS? And also Portugal. Yeah it's pretty much the Philiosopher's Legacy now.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:08 |
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Since the drawing isn't until Saturday night do you think it could hit like $900M by then?
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:30 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always wanted to say, "Marry a woman who only loves me for my money and buy myself out of a DUI manslaughter case." If there's one thing I've taken away from anti DUI commercials, it's that once you have enough money you can drive around drunk as hell no problem
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:35 |
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I'd give Lowtax 50k to fix these forums Permanently
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:38 |
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I'm gonna buy a ticket and win those dollars. I feel like really I can't lose.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:39 |
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800 million now. 496 in cash. ALL THE HOOKERS AND BLOW!
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:41 |
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As someone who plays lottery year round it's nice to see everyone joining me in my depressing delusion that there's any chance I'll ever win. Hail satan.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:42 |
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Dangerous Mind posted:Since the drawing isn't until Saturday night do you think it could hit like $900M by then? Yea. Hell it might hit the big 1 Billion.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:47 |
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soy posted:As someone who plays lottery year round it's nice to see everyone joining me in my depressing delusion that there's any chance I'll ever win. Hail satan. yeah I lost $20 last drawing, fool me once. shits a racket man
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:48 |
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Powercrazy posted:Yea. Hell it might hit the big 1 Billion. well wait, I'm back in.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:49 |
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Darth123123 posted:yeah I lost $20 last drawing, fool me once. shits a racket man Of course it is but LoL anyone who buys more than one pull at a time. A coworker of mine dropped $500 on tickets and was bragging about it. I'm gonna beat him with my $3 baby ticket and then throw nickels at him.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:51 |
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LMAO i have to work on my day off at the gas station tomorrow night because of this poo poo kill me
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:51 |
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Darth123123 posted:yeah I lost $20 last drawing, fool me once. shits a racket man My advice is to just pick one set of numbers and do advance plays, you still lose your money but at least the false hope lasts longer.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:52 |
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Fallows posted:LMAO i have to work on my day off at the gas station tomorrow night because of this poo poo Any money in it for me? Gotta afford my Powerball habit
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:52 |
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Fallows posted:LMAO i have to work on my day off at the gas station tomorrow night because of this poo poo Gonna steal a bunch of tickets?
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:55 |
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Inzombiac posted:Of course it is but LoL anyone who buys more than one pull at a time. If you're going to play, you may as well buy two and double your chances of winning. Probably unwise to buy 250 tickets though
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:55 |
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Fallows posted:LMAO i have to work on my day off at the gas station tomorrow night because of this poo poo Why not just spend the entire time playing scratch off tickets until you win a bunch of money and then walk out of there? edit: OR! You could do the old "no sale" trick when people buy stuff you have memorized and use the pocketed money to buy ALL the lotto tickets!
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:55 |
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im just going to print every possible combination and only pay for the one that wins
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:58 |
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i dont know how many possible combinations that is but theres a few rolls of printer stock so ill just do the few thousand most likely winning combos
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:59 |
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If you're buying like a day of hope with each ticket I think you'd probably be better off funneling that money into your booze/drugs budget instead
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:00 |
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Aralan posted:If you're going to play, you may as well buy two and double your chances of winning. Probably unwise to buy 250 tickets though This is my thinking as well. It's still loving stupid, but if you have already resigned to making a bad financial decision, go for it.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:02 |
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i pay out on average like 50-100 dollars a day in lotto(powerball, lotto, mega, fantasy5), my scratch off pay offs are like 5-8x that usually invest wisely goons
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:03 |
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soy posted:As someone who plays lottery year round it's nice to see everyone joining me in my depressing delusion that there's any chance I'll ever win. Hail satan. wtf? why
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:09 |
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Fallows posted:i pay out on average like 50-100 dollars a day in lotto(powerball, lotto, mega, fantasy5), my scratch off pay offs are like 5-8x that usually Noice. You should write a book on how to win at the lottery IMO
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