PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Mezzanine posted:

C. Four alphanumeric characters are for droids. Stormtroopers have five or more (TK-421, FN-2187, etc).
D. If his designation is "TR-8R" and his only line is "Traitor!", that puts him on par with a Pokemon. That's even worse than Daniel Craig being "JB-007".

Congratulations; you have spent more thought on this than Lucasfilm.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 09:51

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# ? May 9, 2024 21:36

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

BB-8 only has three, what now you gigantic goddamn sperglord

# ? Jan 7, 2016 11:25

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Bertrand Hustle posted:

BB-8 only has three, what now you gigantic goddamn sperglord

p sure that's David Mitchell

# ? Jan 7, 2016 11:39

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:13

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:45

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

Petit Gregory posted:

drat it I had this idea and forgot to make it.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 21:55

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:01

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

At this pace, the countdown will hit 1 on April 8th.

I'm really nervous about April 9th, you guys :ohdear:

# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:42

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 8, 2016 00:22

A Classy Ghost: Jul 21, 2003; this wine has a fantastic booquet

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Haha I remember this, where's the rest of this weirdo's posts?

# ? Jan 8, 2016 00:51

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

# ? Jan 8, 2016 01:06

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

tahts odd i thought abdeel and sloth werent hanging out anymore

# ? Jan 8, 2016 01:13

Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

Dabir posted:

It's a jokey fun nickname. I realise you're posting here so probably don't know much about jokes or fun.

Likewise

# ? Jan 8, 2016 01:22

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 8, 2016 01:32

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

*googles asian porn star death*

:stonk:

....

.... �\_(ツ)_/�

# ? Jan 8, 2016 02:02

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

To save everyone else the trouble

# ? Jan 8, 2016 02:45

ThaGhettoJew: Jul 4, 2003; The world is a ghetto

Erebus posted:

To save everyone else the trouble

Has anyone ever seen Jaden Smith and this woman in the same place at the same time?

# ? Jan 8, 2016 02:58

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jesus Christ

# ? Jan 8, 2016 03:09

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Say Nothing posted:

Made me think immediately of (possibly :nws:

) this.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 03:24

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

A Classy Ghost posted:

Haha I remember this, where's the rest of this weirdo's posts?

The oldest example I can find is 2007, but even that looks like it could have been pasted from somewhere else. http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/

# ? Jan 8, 2016 03:32

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

ThaGhettoJew posted:

Has anyone ever seen Jaden Smith and this woman in the same place at the same time?

Jaden Smith is currently a model for a women's clothing line.

Edit: It's always the meme thread

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 03:47 on Jan 8, 2016

# ? Jan 8, 2016 03:40

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

ThaGhettoJew posted:

Has anyone ever seen Jaden Smith and this woman in the same place at the same time?

Um sorry but she's amazing

# ? Jan 8, 2016 03:47

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Jamesman posted:

Lydia?

# ? Jan 8, 2016 05:52

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

titties posted:

Um sorry but she's amazing

Didn't she get into a car accident that hosed up her brain? Actually after checking apparently she had a brain aneurysm and an overdose. Maybe that's why she went batshit.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 05:59

TheRecogScene: Aug 22, 2010; I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

Erebus posted:

To save everyone else the trouble

For additional context, she OD'd on pills in 2012 and had a brain aneurysm, and when she came back into the public eye after rehab she was, well... like this.

She's famous for a couple other things though, including reality shows and a blog post entitled "Why I Sympathize With Hitler: Part I," where she champions the fact that Hitler stood up for his country and tried to get things done when they needed to be done.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:05

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Sinners Sandwich posted:

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jesus Christ

Thank you for this treasure.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:12

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Sinners Sandwich posted:

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jesus Christ

I don't know what I'm reading, but by god I like it!

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:35

ThaGhettoJew: Jul 4, 2003; The world is a ghetto

titties posted:

Um sorry but she's amazing

Jaden Smith is also amazing, but in a completely different sort of insane way I guess. He's spoiled into batshit idiocy and she's, well, apparently got a spectacularly broken brain.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:47

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Angela Christine posted:

The oldest example I can find is 2007, but even that looks like it could have been pasted from somewhere else. http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/

This was loving classic, it's been forever since I read this.

IIRC he reveals having a huge crush on his sister

# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:53

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 8, 2016 08:12

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

47

how long have you been working on this?

# ? Jan 8, 2016 12:06

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Jan 8, 2016 15:10

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

# ? Jan 8, 2016 15:37

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

death .cab for qt posted:

This was loving classic, it's been forever since I read this.

IIRC he reveals having a huge crush on his sister

I love how people keep asking what the hell he's on about and he calmly reiterates what he just said while only adding elaboration on the silliest points, like "how girls pretend to put their hair in a ponytail, but don't"

# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:06

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

death .cab for qt posted:

This was loving classic, it's been forever since I read this.

IIRC he reveals having a huge crush on his sister

People are still posting in that thread apparently. Last post is from Nov. 2015.

And no, he never does. It's pretty fun to read through it, but the clearest answer he gives is he hates taking showers, and he thought he wasn't going to have to take one that day, but then considered the test a shower. The mentioned of his sister and hair are just creepy and never explained.

It's a good one, almost as good as the "work out 4 days every week" guy.

Edit: holy poo poo this is hilarious