randombattle posted:Maybe if it was a limited edition military type of bowl that is only gonna be sold for a few hours. There is no indication of size so it might be a Dyson Bowl.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 13:53 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 16:18 |
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Can I have sex with the bowl? And if I can, what kinda buff does it give?
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 14:20 |
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2 raiders, 1 bowl.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 14:21 |
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You've probably been wondering what your play experience will be like if you don't shell out your life savings on an imaginary house. Well, gentlegoon, this week's dev blog is for you. In your tent, with your trusty rear end at your side. https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/62-weekly-blog-update-60-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-nomadquote:Weekly Update Is it just me, or does that Hydra medallion imply that Hydra's official symbol is a stylized puckered anus? Hmm, maybe I won't go fishing after all.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 07:38 |
Butthole slider would be a cool character customization feature.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 08:42 |
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I loving love it when devs roleplay out inane poo poo like "go to inn, get quest item, click rest button in menu."
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:44 |
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Year in review wrap up. https://1496006.content.nlgrid.com/...mswZlE9PQ%3D%3D tl;dr: We've fallen behind, but it's all star citizen's' fault. Those guys suck.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:53 |
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well i mean, it would probably suck to have to do business with chris roberts. that rear end in a top hat can't balance a budget, and i'm sure the first ones to get the axe are the contractors not sure if starting your own competing boondoggle is the best way forward, though. maybe i just lack vision. i guess thats why im a lowly janitor (doctorate in sanitation, u see) and not a bigtime entertainment creator
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 18:09 |
Angela Christine posted:You've probably been wondering what your play experience will be like if you don't shell out your life savings on an imaginary house. Well, gentlegoon, this week's dev blog is for you. In your tent, with your trusty rear end at your side. https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/62-weekly-blog-update-60-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-nomad What gets me is that no one aside from over the top RP-ers will spend much time in their houses. Archeage proved this when there was a massive rush to get spaces for housing at launch, not because the houses were super cool but because you had about five extra feet of planting space and you could cover your house with in-jokes. You have to make these places have practical benefits or no one is going to give a drat in the long run. And if you make people overpowered with buffs because they paid real money then the majority of the player base will complain. TLDR: Non-attackable, limited space player housing is dumb
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:26 |
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is creator even the right word? or would it be entertainment maker? hackspacer? we word good in new millenium
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 19:52 |
Doctor Schnabel posted:is creator even the right word? or would it be entertainment maker? hackspacer? Technomancer
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:06 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:well i mean, it would probably suck to have to do business with chris roberts. that rear end in a top hat can't balance a budget, and i'm sure the first ones to get the axe are the contractors But they got kicked from star citizen for working on this instead of working on star citizen. It's like aliens colonial marines all over again but with two games destined to never come out instead.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:43 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Technomancer Digital Cabalist
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 03:46 |
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I would pay a reasonable streaming fee to watch Derek Smart & Chris Roberts go it in a boxing match.
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 07:48 |
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It's weekly devblog time: maps. Do you like maps? How do you feel about maps that don't actually show you anything? https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/63-weekly-blog-update-61-x-marks-the-spotquote:First, Kedhrin has been at CES this week, showing the world what IllFonic is all about these days. If I was a gambling man, I would bet that you'll see some mention of our other projects in the news this week, if you haven't already. Meanwhile, the rest of Team Revival has been hard at work either testing renovation kits for their imminent release. Anyone who wasn't testing and fixing bugs this week has been working to put the last layers of spit and polish on the estates or is hard at work on the features necessary to begin stage two of our production. Bonus vagina altar there. Nice to see someone getting away from phallic stuff all the time.
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 20:51 |
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they must've gotten a new female employee and they wanted to make her feel included
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 08:08 |
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I'm glad they were teasing their call of duty but with zombies game. That is definitely gonna change the gaming landscape forever.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:56 |
kloa posted:they must've gotten a new female employee and they wanted to make her feel included Either that or someone went "I don't know about you guys, but we just made a dick throne. Isn't that a little, I don't know...gay?" And the room erupted into chaos
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 21:15 |
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This week in fan-fiction theater, we have a medieval noir mystery. Sort of. Pretty light on mechanics this week. https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/64-weekly-blog-62-a-kidnapping-in-crowns-rockquote:Great Minds of Theleston loving blueballs. I guess it was running long so they had to cut the ending. By the way, I checked the map and there is in fact a tavern named The Stabb'd Face in that neighbourhood. Just thought you should know. This weeks two token screenshots have nothing to do with the story, but they sure are pretty. Renovation Kit - A Blacksmith's Forge WIP - Chandeliers for Estates
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 05:56 |
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Looks promising. Hopefully the game wont be in development limbo for long.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 11:08 |
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9foxtails posted:Looks promising. Hopefully the game wont be in development limbo for long. 9foxtails posted:Hopefully the game wont be in development limbo for long. 9foxtails posted:wont be in development limbo for long. 9foxtails posted:development limbo FYI this is from the developers who were kicked off Star Citizen for not making enough progress. The Star Citizen developers looked at them and thought they were in development limbo. STAR CITIZEN!
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 00:45 |
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For these guys scope creep isn't a problem, it's a way of life.
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 18:11 |
They already are making bank off of no product, why would they interrupt their revenue stream?
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 18:57 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:They already are making bank off of no product, why would they interrupt their revenue stream? Are they tho? Do we know how many houses they've sold?
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 21:41 |
Kramjacks posted:Are they tho? Do we know how many houses they've sold? IIRC they have had whales buying up some of the huge expensive houses so that is at least something, not sure how much of the everyday houses they have sold off. It can't be -too- much since this game isn't exactly widely advertised but I assume they are getting by
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:10 |
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Kramjacks posted:Are they tho? Do we know how many houses they've sold? Huh, I wonder. They don't directly publish that number, but the store page is there, it should be simple math to extrapolate how many have sold. But on the other hand, Okay, each server starts with 20 pages of 25 listings each. 500 properties per server, 10 servers, 5000 properties total. Each server has: 300 tenements, about $40 each = $12,000 100 cottages, about $90 each = $9,000 50 houses, about $200 each = $10,000 45 Manses, about $400 each = $18,000 5 Estates, unfinished, unpriced = ??? Total available per server = $49,000 Total for all ten servers = $490, 000 So if everything sells out, they'll make about half a mil, plus whatever the estates go for. That's . . . not really a lot. They haven't even sold out yet though. Most of the 7 FTP servers have sold basically nothing, probably less than 100 properties between all 7 of them. The US Gold (subscription) servers have sold out of most of the upper class housing, leaving only cheap crapshacks for sale now. The EU Gold server has sold less than half. Blackwell has sold 374 of 500 properties. $44,910 Ghoratul has sold 251 of 500 properties. $34,240 Anakhatha has sold 200 of 500 properties. $27,790 So based on unreliable napkin math, they've made about $106,940 on imaginary house sales so far. Compared to SCs 100 mil or even Shroud of the Avatar's 6 million, that's basically nothing. This game is never coming out.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:10 |
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good, anybody who buys a $400 video game house doesn't deserve happiness
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:13 |
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This will never be a video game
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:49 |
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Thunderbro posted:good, anybody who buys a $400 video game house doesn't deserve happiness Hello, I'd like to introduce you to the Star Citizen thread.
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 08:24 |
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Hang on, so this game would let me bum goons? This game has to happen.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:30 |
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What's even more awesome about these player houses, they can be burned down during story events.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 19:07 |
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Kimsemus posted:Hello, I'd like to introduce you to the Star Citizen thread. that's already an infinite pit of money and despair so I'm fine with it xutech posted:What's even more awesome about these player houses, they can be burned down during story events.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 19:20 |
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Devblog time, yay! https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/66-weekly-blog-update-63-animal-husbandry It's late this week because motion capture ruins everything.quote:Weekly Blog Update #63: Animal Husbandry Livestock breeding minigames. Sure. Why not? Everyone loves Secret of the Magic Crystals.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 03:34 |
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Does the relieving yourself buff stack with the sex buff? I need to know how to best min/max my character.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 07:04 |
Can't wait to get deep into the systems revolving around relieving myself in a video game.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 08:06 |
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UnwiseTrout posted:Can't wait to get deep into the systems revolving around relieving myself in a video game. Golden showers and scat just aren't as engaging or immersive without deep mechanical roots.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 09:00 |
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Angela Christine posted:So if everything sells out, they'll make about half a mil, plus whatever the estates go for. That's . . . not really a lot. You forget that you can lose your house so in theory that's INFINITE MONEY!
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 09:08 |
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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:Does the relieving yourself buff stack with the sex buff? I need to know how to best min/max my character. Peeing in someone's butt it the meta.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 11:51 |
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neonbregna posted:Peeing in someone's butt it the meta. Your thinking of last patch, they nerfed the poo poo out of that, you want to poo poo on someones chest for the strongest buff and they don't both stack. You really got to keep up with the new builds. Ra Ra Rasputin fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jan 26, 2016 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 16:18 |
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Kimsemus posted:Hello, I'd like to introduce you to the Star Citizen thread. Don't forget to stop by Shroud of the Avatar for your several-hundred-dollar-houses.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:33 |