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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Minarchist posted:

$1 ribeye special at the dollar store! Hell yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

:yum:

TENDERIZED WITH BROMELAIN
ENHANCED WITH UP TO A THIRTY-PERCENT SOLUTION*

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Minarchist posted:

$1 ribeye special at the dollar store! Hell yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

:yum:

I'm afraid to click. :ohdear:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The sign in the window said they were precooked. When he flipped it over and it was raw I was horrified.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Solice Kirsk posted:

The sign in the window said they were precooked. When he flipped it over and it was raw I was horrified.

Cooked, left to sit in a hot van for an afternoon, same difference.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
potato, potato.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
I never imagined a fake eggs would be cheaper than a real one, but here we are. Fake eggs are apparently profitable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXUfxSwNUZU

Fake rice too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTsQSsMr2CY

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I never imagined a fake eggs would be cheaper than a real one, but here we are. Fake eggs are apparently profitable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXUfxSwNUZU

This doesn't make any sense. Why go through the whole process of making a fake yolk and egg whites when the shell is the only thing that needs to look convincing?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AnonSpore posted:

Unless these are secretly made with ground up cockroaches or something I think you're missing the point of this thread

It all looks like various vomit.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

TENDERIZED WITH BROMELAIN
ENHANCED WITH UP TO A THIRTY-PERCENT SOLUTION*

I thought you were kidding, but there it is! Amazing video. That poor man.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

The sign in the window said they were precooked. When he flipped it over and it was raw I was horrified.

No it says that the weight given is the precooked weight.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
It's not even all that cheap, considering how much of it is just additive filler you could get an actual steak for the same price per lb.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

xlevus posted:

I'd disagree, It's not what's in a Pie that's what makes it good. It's where you are.

The best pie is a Mrs Macs servo pie, that's been sitting in that warmer for roughly 8 hours and by now is thermonuclear, while stumbling home after a hard night on the piss.

:hfive::australia:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I never imagined a fake eggs would be cheaper than a real one, but here we are. Fake eggs are apparently profitable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXUfxSwNUZU

Fake rice too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTsQSsMr2CY

Both are very old hoaxes. The eggs in the video are just lovely eggs possibly from ill chickens. The rice wasn't prepared properly or it was just extra cellulose-rich.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

xlevus posted:

I'd disagree, It's not what's in a Pie that's what makes it good. It's where you are.

The best pie is a Mrs Macs servo pie, that's been sitting in that warmer for roughly 8 hours and by now is thermonuclear, while stumbling home after a hard night on the piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
re: servo pies

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ :nws:

it's damo and darren. apologies to everybody who's seen it a thousand times.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
That "steak" will be in my nightmares.

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

re: servo pies

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ :nws:

it's damo and darren. apologies to everybody who's seen it a thousand times.

I always pictured Australia like this.

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007

Kakairo posted:

That "steak" will be in my nightmares.


I always pictured Australia like this.

That video is actually a documentary.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
From the Worst Things for Sale


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Wanamingo posted:

From the Worst Things for Sale




Not a terrible idea, but the people that tried really do suck at making pizzas.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That has "kids party" written all over it.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
i'm not sure how i feel about this pizza apartheid

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012











"gravy"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Yes. Cat food. With gravy.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



My Lovely Horse posted:

I catch up with this thread after five months, and no one's been getting into the Christmas spirit? Have some cookies, freshly baked with lots of hate.



This is kind of old but I'm gonna guess by the presence of the incense and the candles that these were baked by a Hindu rather than a Nazi.

On a related note my wife left a Diwali lamp on the front porch for weeks and I didn't notice it had a swastika on it, so now presumably the mailman thinks I'm a white supremacist.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy


that's gravy

would

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Yes. Cat food. With gravy.

"I tried to make gravy. I have no loving idea how to make gravy."

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Jmcrofts posted:



that's gravy

would

Also would. Especially if the waffles were really crispy...

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
If you're gonna put gravy on waffles you need some friend chicken as well.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

El Estrago Bonito posted:

If you're gonna put gravy on waffles you need some friend chicken as well.

Mkay!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




El Estrago Bonito posted:

If you're gonna put gravy on waffles you need some friend chicken as well.

Except those waffles are made from stuffing.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

13Pandora13 posted:

Except those waffles are made from stuffing.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

13Pandora13 posted:

Except those waffles are made from stuffing.

:syoon:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

TENDERIZED WITH BROMELAIN
ENHANCED WITH UP TO A THIRTY-PERCENT SOLUTION*

Bromelain is an enzyme found in pineapples. It breaks down proteins into smaller chunks, and is used as a meat tenderizer. Also the reason why your mouth feels raw after eating fresh pineapple.

Probably the least scary part of the $1 steak. Worst part is the factory farm.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

Bromelain is an enzyme found in pineapples. It breaks down proteins into smaller chunks, and is used as a meat tenderizer. Also the reason why your mouth feels raw after eating fresh pineapple.

Probably the least scary part of the $1 steak. Worst part is the factory farm.

Worst part of the $1 steak is that it's several times the price of a real steak.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

titties posted:

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I never knew titties could make such a noise.

13Pandora13 posted:

Except those waffles are made from stuffing.

This is goddamn brilliant.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012


What happened here? Did they try to make roux with oil?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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tribbledirigible posted:

I never knew titties could make such a noise.


Well I'm picturing a strange dog toy, now

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Plan Z posted:

What happened here? Did they try to make roux with oil?
Something along those lines I bet. I made similar looking "gravy" this past Xmas because it was the first time using pan drippings from a turkey with the skin stuffed with butter. Turned out a lot of the pan drippings were clarified butter and after reducing the broth portion, that ratio was even worse. Flour ended up thickening the broth layer while leaving the clarified butter on top, and trying to emulsify the concoction together just caused the thick gravy layer to turn grainier looking than Bristol type 6.

But holy poo poo it tasted like gravy and butter heaven.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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zedprime posted:

Bristol type 6.

Oh, that was a fun GIS

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Brawnfire posted:

Well I'm picturing a strange dog toy, now

Not too far a step when we already have stress-ball titties.

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