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Who What Now posted:It's nice to see Cio without a perpetual scowl on her face. In fairness, this has been a very bad day for her. Or series of days? Things were not going Cio's way, is what I am trying to say.
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Forgall posted:Somehow my thoughts went in a different direction. incubus is butthead's son
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I traveled for forty days and forty one nights across the Abyssal Desert. I suffered through numerous glass storms, battled the raiders who live within, suffering from the poor footing the former seabed provided until I reached what I thought would be the source of my enlightenment There it stood in massive letters, each one carved and decorated with the resources of an entire world, engraved with runes that set it perpetually ablaze. It read HERE LIES BEAVIS. HE NEVER SCORED. Around it, nothing else of note remained.
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One must look one's best when they bring ruin to the gods. Also, I want to meet Cio's
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New comic: http://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-3-48/ I have a strange suspicious that poo poo is about to go down.
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i wonder if cio means they changed as a person, or if it's more like "i'm blue now"
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Now I can't stop imagining Cio sounding like Peridot from Steven Universe.
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Tollymain posted:i wonder if cio means they changed as a person, or if it's more like "i'm blue now" Yes.
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brb putting together a punk band so i can call it Perilous Slattern
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Tollymain posted:i wonder if cio means they changed as a person, or if it's more like "i'm blue now" wiegieman posted:Both statements are true.
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The under-comic text on this one makes me want to see a demiurge invasion of earth.
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i wonder how unique earth is in its unconquered state?
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"Oh!" "Ah!"
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Tollymain posted:i wonder how unique earth is in its unconquered state? Early on it didn't take White Chain long to figure out Alison was from an unconquered world, so there's probably a fair few.
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i mean if you assume it takes a month and a half to personally supervise denuding a world that still leaves everyone else a demiurge-free interval longer than human history
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I mean with the resources of a million other worlds she could do it, but I can easily imagine her looking at the nukes and tanks and going like pffffffffuck it I'll conquer it later.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:57
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There's advanced technology in the multiverse, the Demiurges just keep it to themselves. It would all be reduced to ash in a single searing moment of godly regard anyway.
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Maybe we can hold out until we can conquer other systems and then nuke the gently caress out of Earth, where the portal would presumably open.
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Tollymain posted:i wonder how unique earth is in its unconquered state? Depends on whether there are 777777 worlds or 777777 universes. If it's the latter, then the answer is likely to be "not even a little bit unique". Universes are big. Heck, even if it's the former I'd expect there to be a fair few left. The demiurges' pact means they don't have to defend their worlds from each other, so there's no reason to be proactive about conquering and setting up defences in every world they own.
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7c Nickel posted:I can easily imagine her looking at our TV broadcasts and Internet memes and going like pffffffff no thanks.
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wiegieman posted:There's advanced technology in the multiverse, the Demiurges just keep it to themselves. It would all be reduced to ash in a single searing moment of godly regard anyway. yeah the impression I get is everything's all medieval-style not because they're super backwards compared to us but because they use magic and slaves to do everything we do with machines better so why bother that city coulda been all Star Trek gleaming skyscrapers until Mottom came along A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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As many humans have noted in the past, what's the point of being unimaginably rich and powerful if you can't lord it over anyone? (Player of Games probably still my all time favourite fiction)
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Renaissance Robot posted:Depends on whether there are 777777 worlds or 777777 universes. It could hardly be called a multiverse if it didn't have multiple universes.
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paradoxGentleman posted:It could hardly be called a multiverse if it didn't have multiple universes. And yet hoverboards are a thing.
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A.o.D. posted:And yet hoverboards are a thing. Who is to say the other universes are like ours? Maybe Earth's god was a long-winded gently caress and that's why it took billions of years for Humans to show up in a big empty space. Other creator gods could have been fine with dry land rising from the primordial waters of chaos in seven days. 
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the demiurges don't seem real keen on innovation or long-term investment so I could totally see them, like, sacking Earth or whatever the first planet in teleport range is called in each universe and not bothering try to get to the rest I mean that's still an effectively infinite amount of resources especially when the whole point is just to keep one jumped-up feudal autocrat in impossible luxury A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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7c Nickel posted:I mean with the resources of a million other worlds she could do it, but I can easily imagine her looking at the nukes and tanks and going like pffffffffuck it I'll conquer it later. I don't think you can kill a demiurge with a nuke. Might mess up their hair and just make them even crueler when they snap their fingers and the entire combined armies of earth explode because gently caress you, magic.
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i'd like to think that a nuke is a fair match for most of the more powerful things in the multiverse just not, well, the usurpers of the gods
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Please dont call angles nukes. Call them nuclear tanks, tyvm.
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Nuclear weapons will solve all your problems so long as those problems are made of matter, BUT GUESS WHAT
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah the impression I get is everything's all medieval-style not because they're super backwards compared to us but because they use magic and slaves to do everything we do with machines better so why bother True, though it always bugs me when you have a setting that claims this but then their rich and powerful don't actually seem to have better things and creature comforts than us in lots of smaller areas. Does Mottom's bed have magical memory foam? We'll see.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah the impression I get is everything's all medieval-style not because they're super backwards compared to us but because they use magic and slaves to do everything we do with machines better so why bother And there's a lot of things machines can't do. You can't take them into the void without vast expenditures of magic or attention, so it's muscle power all the way. Luckily there are servant races that exist for this specific purpose.
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MikeJF posted:True, though it always bugs me when you have a setting that claims this but then their rich and powerful don't actually seem to have better things and creature comforts than us in lots of smaller areas. i can't say I've noticed them lacking for any conveniences although who knows what the comfort standards of a giant sphinx monster with laser eyes and a harem of hell monsters doing his every bidding really are
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Mottom's guys literally walk around with platters on their heads, so she can eat whatever she wants on a moment's notice. There's decadence, and then there's dedication.
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MikeJF posted:True, though it always bugs me when you have a setting that claims this but then their rich and powerful don't actually seem to have better things and creature comforts than us in lots of smaller areas. Memory foam is more comfortable to sleep on than a pile of gold, sure, but does it give you the same sense of unparalleled superiority? I think not. Gotta get your priorities straight dude.
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Renaissance Robot posted:Memory foam is more comfortable to sleep on than a pile of gold, sure, but does it give you the same sense of unparalleled superiority? I think not. What about a memory foam bed on top of a gigantic pile of gold?
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wiegieman posted:Mottom's guys literally walk around with platters on their heads, so she can eat whatever she wants on a moment's notice. There's decadence, and then there's dedication. well if youre gonna settle into a gimmick, you might as well follow through on it
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This conversation gets me thinking. There's no way that Mottom actually ate all of the fruit on that world. She's just one person. She went out of her way to make it extinct because denuding entire planets is what god kings are supposed to do.
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Dr Christmas posted:This conversation gets me thinking. There's no way that Mottom actually ate all of the fruit on that world. She's just one person.
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