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Acid Reflux
Oct 18, 2004

RubberLuffy posted:

Governor of Maine has some incredibly racist and hilariously outdated things to say

Includes favorites such as "These guys named D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty" are coming into Maine to "sell heroin" and knock up "young, white girls."

Here's hoping for some effective backlash against this idiot.

We, the people of Maine who have actually been outside of the state in our lifetimes and are not insular right-wing nut jobs, also hope for some effective backlash. Seems that some members of the House agree with us:
http://www.pressherald.com/2016/01/04/lawmakers-to-introduce-impeachment-order-against-lepage/

It probably won't go anywhere, but I wholeheartedly approve of the effort. LePage is our own little Trump, and every good thing he's done (and he has actually done some good) has been completely overshadowed by his inability to keep his idiot, poor-bashing racist mouth shut.



e: LePage snypa

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVSuDfCzRU

Couple auditions for American Idol together. The wife doesn't make it... but the husband does.

And she really doesn't take it well. :ohdear: Its pretty clear they're gonna fight over this when the cameras are off. And he's not gloating or anything, but she falls to pieces.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Zaphod42 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVSuDfCzRU

Couple auditions for American Idol together. The wife doesn't make it... but the husband does.

And she really doesn't take it well. :ohdear: Its pretty clear they're gonna fight over this when the cameras are off. And he's not gloating or anything, but she falls to pieces.

What would have made this even better is if he went on a lark just to support his wife and didn't really care one way or the other going in.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

flosofl posted:

What would have made this even better is if he went on a lark just to support his wife and didn't really care one way or the other going in.

Yeah that's what I'm imagining. I mean he seems to enjoy singing but he really didn't seem to care about winning at all, and then she goes to pieces and he's just like "wait, what????"

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah that's what I'm imagining. I mean he seems to enjoy singing but he really didn't seem to care about winning at all, and then she goes to pieces and he's just like "wait, what????"

His job is billed as 'Worship Leader' so I'm assuming he's well into his God and sings every week at church so I would imagine he wouldn't be too bothered about winning that much. They seem like nice people and I'm sure they'll be fine.

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVSuDfCzRU

Couple auditions for American Idol together. The wife doesn't make it... but the husband does.

And she really doesn't take it well. :ohdear: Its pretty clear they're gonna fight over this when the cameras are off. And he's not gloating or anything, but she falls to pieces.

American Idol auditioners, say 'hashtag' in real life, name their kid 'Westlund Joy'. That's it, time to end life on this planet.

TKIY has a new favorite as of 18:33 on Jan 8, 2016

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



TKIY posted:

American Idol auditioners, say 'hashtag' in real life, name their kid 'Westlund Joy'. That's it, time to end life on this planet.

Hashtag goonsay

Cpt Thorne
Apr 13, 2009

Now show us a video of that knee lady riding a hoverboard, bet that'd be funny.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Zaphod42 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVSuDfCzRU

Couple auditions for American Idol together. The wife doesn't make it... but the husband does.

And she really doesn't take it well. :ohdear: Its pretty clear they're gonna fight over this when the cameras are off. And he's not gloating or anything, but she falls to pieces.

Yeah whoa. She turned out to be a really poor loser. I like the not-so-subtle attempt at blaming him directly. "Harry Connick said the family was distracting" "yeah cause you were dancing with her on the floor!"

Pro-click.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Lol they are sunday school teachers and she is a literal horrible scumbag piece of poo poo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Dude knew exactly what he was doing. He torpedoed her audition with his love for their family and daughter. The man is a loving psychotic genius!

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
She's cute in the young Brittany Spears way, but wow that bitchiness. Dude's crazy eyes were really creepy too. He's also 100% :gay: "I LOVE Celine Dion".

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
They were both way too happy! Life is misery and i want my performers to reflect that.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Back To 99 posted:

They were both way too happy! Life is misery and i want my performers to reflect that.

I don't think the woman was all that happy.

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
Well, she dropped the act luckily. There is hope for her yet.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That kid is going to grow up to be a teen mother, employed as an "eye catcher" at her boyfriend's tattoo parlor, and in constant online bitch fests with her baby-daddy.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

That kid is going to grow up to be a teen mother, employed as an "eye catcher" at her boyfriend's tattoo parlor, and in constant online bitch fests with her baby-daddy.

You're weird and creepy.

Like this toy:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That guy was entirely too happy and it made me uncomfortable. I'm getting Narnia vibes from him too, baby be-damned.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

88h88 posted:

That guy was entirely too happy and it made me uncomfortable. I'm getting Narnia vibes from him too, baby be-damned.

When I first glanced at this I read it as "I'm getting Nirvana vibes from him too...".

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WImgnGXwpjU

The dash cam at 2:00 I was like "oh that's pretty rude of that guy" then quickly turned to "there is no guy?!?!"

Here is the story on the train video: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-orlando-car-stopped-tracks-video-20151207-story.html

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

It's a Botchamania double. The second video is the top ten most botched matches of 2015 which is now all poo poo matches as opposed to the fans relentlessly making GBS threads on the matches.

https://vimeo.com/150558693

https://vimeo.com/150810085

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ekuNNN posted:

You're weird and creepy.

Like this toy:


I felt the same way about Koosh balls, kid.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
FailArmy is proof that God exists and he loves us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPPciVYVLIQ

(loud as gently caress, put your volume at 10% or so)

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

FailArmy is proof that God exists and he loves us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPPciVYVLIQ

(loud as gently caress, put your volume at 10% or so)

I kept thinking that this was going to be boring, so i avoided it

its not

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I've never seen a machine feel fear.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
After his girlfriend breaks up with him, an incredibly well-adjusted and mature man decides to get his revenge on her...by beating the dog she gave him. In a stroke of genius, he records the entire thing and throws it up on Facebook where a man named Josef sees it. Josef doesn't like it and pays the guy a visit.

There's a link to the video the rear end in a top hat posted in the article, but I don't recommend watching it. It's not bloody or anything (that we can see), but it's definitely :nms:

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Lots of people having a flimsy grasp on physics but the three guys unloading bottles from the truck takes the cake.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
When what you're peddling is illegal on a federal level, banks have the right to say no to your enterprise on the basis that it's illegal. What a shocker. .

Bonus freude that I can't be arsed to find; said business :qq:ing about how they have so much to worry about because they have to rely on cash, including their couriers being seen by their fellow criminals as walking bags of money.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

MisterBibs posted:

:qq:ing about how they have so much to worry about because they have to rely on cash, including their couriers being seen by their fellow criminals as walking bags of money.

Wow. Please tell me your opinion on Nevada sex workers and whether or not they should be allowed to use banks

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

MisterBibs posted:

their fellow criminals.

It's a legal weed store in a state where weed is legal you straight edge gronk

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

titties posted:

Please tell me your opinion on Nevada sex workers

My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote".

Slugnoid posted:

It's a legal weed store in a state where weed is legal you straight edge gronk

Feds say they are criminals, so criminals they are. Feds say they are criminals, so banks get a say about being involved with criminals,specifically not wanting to be.

Things like this, you think potential businesses of this ilk would think about before starting said businesses. They didn't, so events like this generate schadenfreude.

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 10:38 on Jan 9, 2016

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

MisterBibs posted:

My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote".


Feds say they are criminals, so criminals they are. Feds say they are criminals, so banks get a say about being involved with criminals,specifically not wanting to be.

Things like this, you think potential businesses of this ilk would think about before starting said businesses. They didn't, so events like this generate schadenfreude.
               /


Whoa there man, I jsut about cut myself on this post :emo:

Weatherman has a new favorite as of 10:55 on Jan 9, 2016

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


MisterBibs posted:

My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote".


Feds say they are criminals, so criminals they are. Feds say they are criminals, so banks get a say about being involved with criminals,specifically not wanting to be.

Things like this, you think potential businesses of this ilk would think about before starting said businesses. They didn't, so events like this generate schadenfreude.

bro u need to smoke some weed and chillax

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

is there a combo of :goonsay: and :eyepop: cuz that's the only valid response to that post

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


We've done it. We've found the perfect square.

Lywinis
Nov 5, 2007

I can bench more than you.




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

MisterBibs posted:

My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote".


Feds say they are criminals, so criminals they are. Feds say they are criminals, so banks get a say about being involved with criminals,specifically not wanting to be.

Things like this, you think potential businesses of this ilk would think about before starting said businesses. They didn't, so events like this generate schadenfreude.

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SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

MisterBibs posted:

My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote".


Feds say they are criminals, so criminals they are. Feds say they are criminals, so banks get a say about being involved with criminals,specifically not wanting to be.

Things like this, you think potential businesses of this ilk would think about before starting said businesses. They didn't, so events like this generate schadenfreude.

It's you. You are the schadenfreude you boring twat.

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