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Dangerous Mind posted:I don't have my car with me and the gas station is like a mile away. I think I may sit this one out. Hopefully no one wins and I can get a ticket on Monday. Walking 10 minutes takes so long.
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i try slots occasionally, some older lady will typically camp out behind me and take over when i'm done. kind of creepy TBQH. i've been hitting first two numbers on last few drawings, i should've been playing roulette past week, clearly. 
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Jan 9, 2016 23:25
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Jan 9, 2016 23:27
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Waltzing Along posted:Walking 10 minutes takes so long. Yes but I also have to wait 10 minutes in line then walk back for another 10 minutes... And also spend 5 minutes getting dressed... 35 minutes to lose $10
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Jan 9, 2016 23:28
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Dangerous Mind posted:Yes but I also have to wait 10 minutes in line then walk back for another 10 minutes... And also spend 5 minutes getting dressed... but you might just...win!
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Jan 9, 2016 23:34
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Let's imagine no one wins this poo poo. What's the next drawing? 1.3 billion?
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I was actually just about to go do it when I got up and realized it's been snowing for the last 2 hours. Now I'm definitely not going. I hope it hits like 1.5 billion though. And I win it.
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Jan 9, 2016 23:40
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Dangerous Mind posted:I was actually just about to go do it when I got up and realized it's been snowing for the last 2 hours. Now I'm definitely not going. I had a good feeling u were gonna win
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VendaGoat posted:Let's imagine no one wins this poo poo. Probably. Now I'm reading ~75% of the possible numbers have been selected. It looks like someone will be doing this in five hours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg
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Jan 9, 2016 23:42
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I got one ticket and two of the numbers are in numerical sequence and that makes my luck chackras get all wobbly.
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FrankieGoes posted:'Fraid not. 40 in 292,201,338 is still spectacularly lovely odds, but it is not the same as 1 in 292,201,338. You can tell they're not the same, because 1 is not the same number as 40. Not literally the same exact, but functionally it is. Your odds of winning increase so slightly that anything >0 is roughly the same (unless you're buying millions of dollars worth of tickets). Geeze i just spent $10,000 on 5,000 tickets and my 0.000000003422297813023704% chance of winning has increased to a 0.0000711148906511852% chance. I LIKE THOSE ODDS!
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Jan 9, 2016 23:43
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i bought a ticket. If I win I'm gonna go to Japan and pay for them to make an anime about Something Awful
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Jan 9, 2016 23:45
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I'm gonna start a gun show and sell guns to minorities for one dollar and loaded with cop killer bullets. See how fast they change gun laws in this country
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Jan 9, 2016 23:52
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Man I'm gonna fuckin win me a million dollars here
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Black Baby Goku posted:I'm gonna start a gun show and sell guns to minorities for one dollar and loaded with cop killer bullets. See how fast they change gun laws in this country I'm envisioning an increase in local/state taxes and suddenly all the cops are driving around in tanks and terminator suits with that new $$$.
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Jan 10, 2016 00:04
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boom boom boom posted:i bought a ticket. If I win I'm gonna go to Japan and pay for them to make an anime about Something Awful we already have the Doom House anime
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Jan 10, 2016 00:09
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Lady in front of me in line dropped $80 in tickets. How much have you guys seen? I dropped $10 in voluntary taxes because...A BILLION loving DOLLARS!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:we already have the Doom House anime It didn't feature A Starwar Betamax as a cute high school girl
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LegoPirateNinja posted:DPRK makes accurate statement someone's just salty that our lottery takes eclipse their entire economy
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Jan 10, 2016 00:35
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Just bought a ticket. Wish me luck, everyone!
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Jan 10, 2016 01:00
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6 tickets, can't wait to live the dream of my first win ever! For 4 dollars. Net profit -$8.
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jon joe posted:6 tickets, can't wait to live the dream of my first win ever! For 4 dollars. Net profit -$8. Hahaha fat chance
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Jan 10, 2016 01:26
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With a Billion on the line someone is gonna get shot.
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VR Native American posted:With a Billion on the line someone is gonna get shot. i don't understand this line of reasoning. how would shooting someone increase your chances of claiming the billion dollar jackpot?
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Jan 10, 2016 01:29
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Novo posted:i don't understand this line of reasoning. how would shooting someone increase your chances of claiming the billion dollar jackpot? Nice try but I'm not gonna just give out my number picking system.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:37
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Goons are dumb and paranoid. One dude hired a hit man to kill his brother over 16 million but that dude was bonkers. We aren't Necromorphs. We don't keep what we kill.
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Novo posted:i don't understand this line of reasoning. how would shooting someone increase your chances of claiming the billion dollar jackpot? anyone with the winning ticket can claim the prise e: i think ice cube made a movie about that
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Jan 10, 2016 01:38
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I'm gonna win, feeling good tonight.
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Just sacrificed a child to Baal, I can feel my luck increasing.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Just sacrificed a child to Baal, I can feel my luck increasing. I'm hoping this is true.
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If I win, every poster in this thread gets $1,000 cash.
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If I win, every stripper on the east coast gets $1,000 cash- eventually- it'll take some time to work my way around.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:50
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One time I bought a lotto ticket.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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i put down 4 bucks for 2 tickets to into a pot with some co workers cuz gently caress me if they actually win and i'm the only one sitting out
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No. 6 posted:If I win, every poster in this thread gets $1,000 cash. "It's hard to frown counting thousand dollars cash" -607, Block Monster
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I'm gonna win
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Jan 10, 2016 01:57
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VendaGoat posted:What's the next drawing? 1.3 billion? Minimum, probably higher when everyone freaks out about becoming an instant billionaire. Except you are stupid if you don't take the cash value option and the cash value option is probably going to be less than a billion so it will take you a few years to become a billionaire if you don't blow all your money on hookers and blow.
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The types of idiots that usually win the lottery would probably be better off with the annuity. The annuity is super lovely for anyone with sense, but if you don't have any sense at least you can't run yourself into the ground immediately.
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First thing I'll do when I win is open a high quality dog shack in reform AL that gives away free food to put doobie out of business
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