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Black Baby Goku posted:I'm gonna start a gun show and sell guns to minorities for one dollar and loaded with cop killer bullets. See how fast they change gun laws in this country that sounds amazing. Inzombiac posted:Last night my girlfriend won a 1992 Georgi LeForge action figure at a Star Trek improv musical so my chances are either very high or depleted. counterpoint: Geordi never got lucky. 
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 If I win the jackpot I'll mail each poster in this thread a 100 dollar bill.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:54
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:
holdin you to that.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:55
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The best compliment I ever got was from a friends wife "$NAME I don't think you'd change a bit even if you won the lotto."
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Jan 10, 2016 03:56
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About an hour to go until all our dreams come true.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:57
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I honestly have no idea what I'd do. Like im at a point in my life where I want a job and to work to feel value, but at the same time I could easily see myself just wasting space and having lots of money for the next 70 years.] The only thing I know for sure is, 1 debts paid off, make sure i give as much to my parents as I can that isn't tax deductable and make sure they're taken care of for the rest of their lives.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:57
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I sold 6700 dollars of PowerBall tickets yoday lmao
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Jan 10, 2016 03:58
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Fallows posted:I sold 6700 dollars of PowerBall tickets yoday lmao holy poo poo. People are insane.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:58
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Microwaves Mom posted:holy poo poo. Not to the same person, I assume
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Jan 10, 2016 03:59
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The most one lady spent was 270 most people got 20 dollars worth
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Jan 10, 2016 04:00
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boom boom boom posted:Not to the same person, I assume Yeah I'm sure, but i'd guarantee af ew of those were 300 dollar droppers. Fallows posted:The most one lady spent was 270 most people got 20 dollars worth
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Microwaves Mom posted:I honestly have no idea what I'd do. Like im at a point in my life where I want a job and to work to feel value, but at the same time I could easily see myself just wasting space and having lots of money for the next 70 years.] Being a philanthropist would be incredibly sick. Going to free $500 meals and donating money to seemingly humanitarian causes would be a job in itself.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:01
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:A great beginning to one of those "I lost all my lottery winnings on dumb things" shows. i spent all my lottery winnings on a massive collection of internet forums
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Jan 10, 2016 04:01
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Microwaves Mom posted:I want a job and to work to feel value When you win you will feel value because you will have a lot of money.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:01
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I have a 4 dollar ticket some person couldn't afford and you can't cancel pb tickets so I snipes it
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Jan 10, 2016 04:03
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Fallows posted:I have a 4 dollar ticket some person couldn't afford and you can't cancel pb tickets so I snipes it You made it out pretty well if that was the extent of the misprints.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:04
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BossRighteous posted:Being a philanthropist would be incredibly sick. Going to free $500 meals and donating money to seemingly humanitarian causes would be a job in itself. Buy homeless people lotto tickets so they can bootstrap themselves.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:05
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I can't wait to win so I can pay people to jack off for me
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Jan 10, 2016 04:05
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I am going to use my winnings to rename Carnage Hall to Doobie's Dog House.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:06
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Microwaves Mom posted:Like im at a point in my life where I want a job and to work to feel value Good news, for only 200k yearly and benefits, I will meet you in an office building you rent Monday-Friday, and I can assign you menial tasks and other odd jobs from 9am to 5pm. Keep it in mind when you win, it's a real bargain.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:08
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Fallows posted:I have a 4 dollar ticket some person couldn't afford and you can't cancel pb tickets so I snipes it I want you to win now just for that druggied bum to feel awful when it turns out it should have been their ticket but they couldnt afford 4 dollars. fount of knowledge posted:Good news, for only 200k yearly and benefits, I will meet you in an office building you rent Monday-Friday, and I can assign you menial tasks and other odd jobs from 9am to 5pm. Sweet i got an offer for 1k a week that some lady will yell at me and treat me like trash on the table though.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:09
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It's kinda hosed up that only 6 states let you collect your winnings anonymously.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:10
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BossRighteous posted:Being a philanthropist would be incredibly sick. Going to free $500 meals and donating money to seemingly humanitarian causes would be a job in itself. I thought about setting up a college fund for someone who is interested in programming as a possibility. but hey I'm not gonna win it. But yeah there are some nice things I could do, I do hope if anyone wins it its a goon though just so poo poo gets hilarious for a bit.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:12
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boom boom boom posted:It's kinda hosed up that only 6 states let you collect your winnings anonymously. Have a lawyer collect it for you. They can protect your identity.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:12
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boom boom boom posted:It's kinda hosed up that only 6 states let you collect your winnings anonymously. Yeah, I read that. Apparently people set up LLCs to receive the winnings and then use the giant check to cover their faces when they pick it up.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:13
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Playing 1,2,3,4,5,red 6 on the simulator is killing it for me. Returning 12 cents on the dollar after 100 years, where random always seems to gravitate to 8 cents. I gotta go get new tickets.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:13
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someusername posted:Playing 1,2,3,4,5,red 6 on the simulator is killing it for me. haha do one in reverse order for shits n giggles too.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:14
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My simulator has been running for about as along as since when Jesus was born and my biggest winning has been $100.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:14
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boom boom boom posted:It's kinda hosed up that only 6 states let you collect your winnings anonymously. Actually this seems entirely reasonable from a public accountability standard prospective plus how many really, really rich people that are well known for their fortunes have given it up because it is just too burdensome. Yeah, if you are poor trash your life will probably become terrible but for most educated middle class people it's probably not that big of a deal.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:18
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If I win I'm sending every goon in this thread 1 penny, but I'll help goons who need help randomly when I stumble across their threads.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:19
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If I win, I'll fund some worthy goons and different causes that are deemed acceptable. You can pitch me small business stuff and I'll fund it if I like it. Hot dog shacks are at the top of my list. Then I'll buy the forums and combine every foruminto GBS for a thunderdome type posting atmosphere.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:29
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buddhanc posted:If I win, I'll fund some worthy goons and different causes that are deemed acceptable. Please give money to the forums themselves.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:33
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If I win a million, I'll pay for the cost of adding a ThePalace support for Something Awful.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:36
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My simulator has been running for about as along as since when Jesus was born and my biggest winning has been $100. Just means you're using up all the bad luck on the simulator.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:43
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Forums will be a trust fund baby, and somehow turn even shittier
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Jan 10, 2016 04:43
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We should have a nice big goon meal on the winner's private island and then hunt the deadliest game, Man.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:44
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$30 in tickets but only one of mine will be the winner.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:45
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the winning numbers are 15 26 36 59 66 02 those happen to be my numbers btw
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Jan 10, 2016 04:45
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20 minutes till poo poo goes off
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Is it too late for me to buy tickets???
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