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Ruggan posted:isn't that pretax? Post tax for NY is like 466 million. You could live your entire life on one of the annuity payments
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Three Olives posted:I suppose you also order what horrible names some tacky places give menu items when you are forced to go to them. "Yes, I would like this item please", "You mean the super fruity spectacular vegan br-egg-less explosion?", "Yes, I want that, I will not say that ridiculous name." If you're going to a place that has tacky names on the menu, the server doesn't give a poo poo whatsoever what you call it but you're wasting time trying to call it "a linguini pasta with alfredo sauce and chicken, mushrooms, peppers, garlic, and spinach" instead of "Popeyes chicken alfredo". You're not embarrassing yourself by calling it something like "rooty tooty fresh and fruity" at ihop, that's what they expect to hear. Would you sit there and point at the menu until they acknowledged the item and eventually let you say "yes I would like this item please."? That's a pretty huge red flag to the server that you're a gigantic shithead and probably going to tip poorly no matter how hard they take care of you. Congrats, you've just told the server at the start of the meal that they can make more money by taking care of the other tables.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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OctoberBlues posted:I just saw this and was finally going to buy one but I am in Las Vegas this week and apparently they don't do lotteries in Nevada? What the gently caress?! If you really want one, drive 30 min south on I-15 to Prim. It has a bunch of casinos sitting on the state line with one solitary building sitting on the other side of the street, which is the state line, to sell Lotto tickets. https://www.google.com/maps/@35.6057965,-115.3899307,225m/data=!3m1!1e3 Jimb fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Jan 10, 2016 09:51
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lottery? more like tax on the poor amirite  
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Oh hey, I won 7 bucks. I'm gonna invest that money in more lottery tickets 
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how much u spent to win that 7
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Doctor Schnabel posted:how much u spent to win that 7 2 bucks
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boom boom boom posted:Oh hey, I won 7 bucks. I'm gonna invest that money perhaps I was wrong...
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Jan 10, 2016 10:26
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Where do you even store that much money? Aren't like most banks limited to the amount of money you can invest with them?
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Microwaves Mom posted:Where do you even store that much money? Aren't like most banks limited to the amount of money you can invest with them? I've always assumed that mainly applied to us scrubs
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Jan 10, 2016 12:01
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before when i said that i won i was not telling the truth i want you guys to know that
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i hope everyone dies
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies nothing but good news there
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I hope that 10 million people win, so they each get $150.
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies If I win it want a job that pays 50k a year looking for MH370?
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Gas Stations are going to be a complete mess the next few days. Old people and their "Lucky Numbers" 
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A Man and his dog posted:Gas Stations are going to be a complete mess the next few days. was't lucky the first 3 times...
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Microwaves Mom posted:was't lucky the first 3 times... It's because "the Lord meant for them to win more than that paltry sum."
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New Sharif in Town posted:It's because "the Lord meant for them to win more than that paltry sum." My old man messaged me today saying that if the lotto didn't win tonight to let him know he thinks he has some "numbers as a message from above"... I thought even he was immune from this poo poo, but I guess when we're talking about a billion dollars everyone starts to get a little bit loopy.
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I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life.
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life.
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Jan 10, 2016 12:32
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I'd be leaving the country ASAP.
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life. So it'll be like my current life 
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life. I think I'm prepared to take that risk. Gunna buy another 2 dollar ticket for the next drawing, who else lets the computer pick their numbers?
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TheChad posted:I think I'm prepared to take that risk. I just ask for a ticket so yeah same boat. I dont' even know what numbers you can pick.
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Jan 10, 2016 12:39
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An Office Pool will probably finally win this one.
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A Man and his dog posted:An Office Pool will probably finally win this one. lol that's going to result in the biggest bloodbath ever.
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life. Pretty sure that's happened a few times already. At least this time I can afford vices.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Where do you even store that much money? Aren't like most banks limited to the amount of money you can invest with them? A trust which invests in a bunch of different mutual funds. Keep in mind that if it's all in a savings account you can be sued for it. And you would be. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of your life.
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Accretionist posted:A trust which invests in a bunch of different mutual funds. Keep in mind that if it's all in a savings account you can be sued for it. And you would be. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of your life. Yeah there's no way I'd ever let anyone know I won it. Thank god for lawyers.
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life. it would be enough money to pack up and get the gently caress out the us which is exactly what i'd do
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ASCII for "IMGAY!"
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nooneofconsequence posted:Encyclopedia Brown drafted Patrick Ewing? This deserved some love 
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A Man and his dog posted:An Office Pool will probably finally win this one. There is a guy on Reddit shorting the office powerball pool by claiming he bought the tickets and then just keeping the money. Lol!
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life. Yes, but you'll have a lot of money and be able to buy nice things & really good weed. Also you will get a lot of random whores coming up to you, some of them might be worth plowing and you get to choose which whore to plow.
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Jimb posted:If you really want one, drive 30 min south on I-15 to Prim. It has a bunch of casinos sitting on the state line with one solitary building sitting on the other side of the street, which is the state line, to sell Lotto tickets. I'd try to avoid Prim. Last time I was there it was overrun by escaped criminals, the local sheriff's deputy only got the job because his sister was was married to the Sheriff, and he was less than useless. thrakkorzog fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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MrSmokes posted:I feel so bad for all the convenience store workers who are gonna have to hear the word Powerball uttered a billion times. and people asking for the winning numbers, or people saying to sell them the winning ticket, or asking for like 20 numbers all on seperate tickets, or people paying in change for their 10 dollars of tickets or fml
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Microwaves Mom posted:Yeah there's no way I'd ever let anyone know I won it. Thank god for lawyers. This right here. I don't understand the whole appeal of letting people know and holding that press conference where you get the giant novelty check and letting the world know you won. In about 48 hours everyone you have ever met in your entire life will hit you up for money. I mean, sure, attention and news cameras are nice, but you're essentially just putting a target on yourself for the rest of your life. First get a lawyer, then get a financial planner, never give power of attorney to anyone, don't tell anyone, and learn how to say "no" in case people do find out. BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Fallows posted:and people asking for the winning numbers, or people saying to sell them the winning ticket, or asking for like 20 numbers all on seperate tickets, or people paying in change for their 10 dollars of tickets or fml "I'd like the winning ticket please. Hur hur hur" "Sorry, already printed that one for myself" Shuts them up every time.
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I thought I was fated to win the last one but maybe instead I'm supposed to win this next one?
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