PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

«‹›508 »

RillAkBea: Oct 11, 2008

trapped mouse posted:

People are still posting in that thread apparently. Last post is from Nov. 2015.

And no, he never does. It's pretty fun to read through it, but the clearest answer he gives is he hates taking showers, and he thought he wasn't going to have to take one that day, but then considered the test a shower. The mentioned of his sister and hair are just creepy and never explained.

It's a good one, almost as good as the "work out 4 days every week" guy.

Edit: holy poo poo this is hilarious

I only read 5 pages but I thought he was trying to describe that he got an erection from seeing his sister all wet. :gonk:

He thinks the pretending to put hair into a ponytail thing is attractive but doesn't realize that other people have other preferences so every time he's called up on it he simply restates the situation as if people didn't understand what he meant rather than explaining it's significance to the story. Perhaps if he'd had time for a shower he could have relieved himself and been saved from the 30 minutes of embarrassment?

Now I kinda feel like Edward Norton's character in Red Dragon when he figures out why the killer puts mirrors in his victims eyes. :smith:

EDIT: And on a new god damned page, god drat it all. :gonk:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:01

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 16:53

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

FAROOQ posted:

The other day I thought about the Mudasir thing at work and laughed to myself and people looked at me weird, that is my meme story thank

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:23

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Golem II posted:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:53

wedgie deliverer: Oct 2, 2010

Golem II posted:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:02

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:32

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Male Tears posted:

Workin' hard to get the middle class some money and pussy, he's got my vote

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:38

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Golem II posted:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:40

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Not sure if Youtube Poop type remixes count as fanart or memes/macros, but I'm leaning memes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVjGFgZaFC8

Krusty Krab Pizza remixed into the Spring Yard Zone theme from Sonic 1. It should be annoying, but it's also really catchy and I can't stop listening to it.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:48

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Ozz81 posted:

Workin' hard to get the middle class some money and pussy, he's got my vote

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:49

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Thump! posted:

Bernie's also gonna Free the Weed.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:50

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

If you own the 3DS game Pushmo

# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:05

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Thump! posted:

It's a much better pitch than "gently caress the Mexicans and Arabs" and "four more years of corporate dick-sucking" so I'm game for a try.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:27

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:31

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

mind the walrus posted:

It's a much better pitch than "gently caress the Mexicans and Arabs" and "four more years of corporate dick-sucking" so I'm game for a try.

I'm guessing the meme is meant to be anti-Bernie but gently caress me if it ain't super pro-Bernie

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

If you own the 3DS game Pushmo

Oh I see it, it's a sailboat!

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:00

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:24

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

I really don't want to know what's in a $0.99 fish taco.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:05

PureRok: Mar 27, 2010; Good as new.

om nom nom posted:

I really don't want to know what's in a $0.99 fish taco.

Probably fish.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:07

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

"fish"

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:07

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

om nom nom posted:

I really don't want to know what's in a $0.99 fish taco.

imitation crab meat

# ? Jan 11, 2016 06:47

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

Thump! posted:

All good poo poo op, thanks

# ? Jan 11, 2016 06:53

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

# ? Jan 11, 2016 07:56

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

awww sonova bitch :smith:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:02

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

motherfucker

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:04

shut up netface: Jun 15, 2008

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

That's not how I wanted to learn about it. I just got a bbc news alert. Son of a bitch.

At least I didn't wake up to this

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:09

Eh! Frank: Mar 28, 2006; Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

God loving dammit, first of these that I've learned from the memes thread and actually give a drat about. loving hell, this legitimately makes me upset :smith:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:12

22 Eargesplitten: Oct 10, 2010

I was trying to find Loss. I guess in a way, I found it :smith:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:13

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I was trying to find Loss. I guess in a way, I found it

Loss of a Major is often harder on the Ground Control.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:14

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Loss of a Major is often harder on the Ground Control.

It ain't easy, that's for sure.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:55

Captain Lavender: Oct 21, 2010; verb the adjective noun

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:55

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

What a great start for 2016, can't wait to see what new identity Bowie emerges with now!

Can't... c-can't w-wai *sob*

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:57

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

God loving drat it meme thread. Every loving time. :smith:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:58

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

This year sucks.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 09:08

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

om nom nom posted:

I really don't want to know what's in a $0.99 fish taco.

Sausage

# ? Jan 11, 2016 09:14

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

gently caress you meme thread I already knew he was dead

i mean

you remind me of the babe

# ? Jan 11, 2016 13:17

Shayu: Feb 9, 2014; Five dollars for five words.

om nom nom posted:

I really don't want to know what's in a $0.99 fish taco.

theese nut.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 13:33

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

HELLO MORNING I AM READY FORM SOME DANK MEMES

# ? Jan 11, 2016 14:02

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

Sinners Sandwich posted:

HELLO MORNING I AM READY FORM SOME DANK MEMES

# ? Jan 11, 2016 14:26

HackensackBackpack: Aug 20, 2007; Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

In a brighter world we'd be making dank memes with Bowie's face on them to bid, well, probably good riddance, to David Cameron instead.

Incidentally - Radio presenter announces David Cameron's death instead of David Bowie

Planet Earth is blue...

# ? Jan 11, 2016 16:05

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 16:53

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

# ? Jan 11, 2016 16:18

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

«‹›508 »